Sunday, 3:00 P.M.
Rude Boy
Me:
Rude Boy:
Again a wrong send?
Me:
No. I am not an idiot. Duh.
That was funny.
Rude Boy:
You know what's funny?
Not you. So shut up!
Me:
I guess someone's humour
is in their knee caps
Rude Boy:
At least I have it.
Me:
How does it matter, it isn't
a good one anyway.
Rude Boy:
*Rolls eyes*
Me:
Keep rolling maybe you
find your brain back there.
Rude Boy:
Sorry to disappoint my
brain shuts itself down
when it intercepts bullshit
like you.
Me:
Why do we always end
up in a roasting battle?
Rude Boy:
Now that you don't have
a reply, you are changing
topics. Hah.
Me:
Do I really need to reply
to a person like you?
Rude Boy:
You don't even know me.
Me:
Neither do you
Rude Boy:
I don't even need to.
Me:
Oh bro I-
Rude Boy:
I ain't your mama
Me:
Yeah cause I am the
mommy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Rude Boy:
You wish? Daddy's lil
princess?
Me:
I was never Daddy's lil princess.
So, I won't be in future too.
Rude Boy:
Let's see 👀
Me:
Sure why not. Babyboy.
Rude Boy:
I am not babyboy
Me:
Yeah cause you are rude boy
Rude Boy:
You've really got me
like that?
Me:
Absolutely
Rude Boy:
Idc anyway
Me:
Neither do I
Rude Boy:
Then why do you
even have my number
saved?
Me:
Why do you have mine?
Rude Boy:
I haven't
Me:
Caught in a lie~
Rude Boy:
I haven't really.
Why would I?
Me:
Then how do you know
it's me?
Rude Boy:
I just know by the way
of speaking and a
subconscious memorization
of your contact number.
Me:
Rude Boy:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Me:
Whatever.
What's your age tho?
Rude Boy:
Why?
Me:
Just random question
Rude Boy:
Did I ask yours?
Me:
Maybe because
"Your brain shuts itself
down in front of me"
That sounded kinda
romantic NGL
Rude Boy:
Me:
From when is "fuck"
"Dumb"?
Rude Boy:
I think because when
someone is fucking, they
are not in their damned
senses. So that's dumb
Me:
Ooh. You seem quite
knowledgeable
Rude Boy:
Yeah you seem like
you are still a virgin
Me:
Rude Boy:
Whatever
Me:
Don't tell me you did not
laughed.
Rude Boy:
I didn't
Me:
I said that don't tell me
Rude Boy:
Sorry not sorry
Me:
Rude Boy:
Where do you even
find it?
Me:
That's funny now
Rude Boy:
Your humour is as high as
this statue's legs.
Me:
Did your parents taught
you to pay for things you
broke?
Rude Boy:
Yes?
Me:
Full payment in cash pls
Rude Boy:
...
Me:
You don't really have to
hide that you laughed yk?
Rude Boy:
I didn't
Me:
Smh
Bye anyway
Rude Boy:
Bye.