a/n: random but?? thank you guys?? for all the support?? omg ily all and enjoy!
[UNKNOWN] so god woke up and chose violence i see
[Hotch] ... Pardon?
[Hotch] Are ... Are you high?
[UNKNOWN] in this economy???
[UNKNOWN] ur adorable
[Hotch] Okay...
[UNKNOWN] i made the mistake of going back to college to finish and get my bachelors in psychology
[UNKNOWN] and the last six weeks of the semester is upon me
[Hotch] Oh.
[Hotch] Maybe I could help? I took law and then went back and did psychology and a few other majors like that.
[UNKNOWN] the only help i need is to be helped out of my misery
[UNKNOWN] what would happen if i stuck a fork in a toaster thats plugged in???
[Hotch] You would probably be electrocuted.
[Hotch] And depending on the severity, dead.
[UNKNOWN] oh how nice
[UNKNOWN] brb
[Hotch] Don't you dare.
[UNKNOWN] :( but
[Hotch] You still owe me a hint.
[UNKNOWN] oh yeah
[UNKNOWN] btw ur tie is lookin real tight today
[Hotch] You concern me.
[UNKNOWN] ;)
[Hotch] Hm.
[Hotch] Be back, got a case.
[Hotch] And stay away from toasters.
[UNKNOWN] yes sir :>
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GIRLS CHAT
[Prentiss] Why did Hotch tell JJ to throw out the toaster?
[Mar] JSJS
[Garcia] What???? Is that who throw it out???
[Garcia] I was looking forward to my grilled cheese :(
[JJ] Hotch just told me to throw it out. Something about "suicidal dumbasses??"
[Mar] ... a,,anyways
[Mar] hows the case coming?
[Prentiss] .... Mar. :)
[JJ] Are you okay??? Do you need therapy??
[Mar] ok rude first off
[Mar] everyone in this chat needs therapy smh
[Prentiss] Fair.
[Mar] I just joked abt wanting to stick a fork in a toaster that's plugged in Bc of finals???
[Mar] i never mentioned the death of said toaster
[JJ] Ahh I see.
[Garcia] You do realize you're friends with a bunch of psychologists on crack, right ?????
[Prentiss] Ooo!! Are you studying something we know?
[Mar] i- yeah psychology
[Mar] ok hold on brb I gotta leave hotch his hint for the day
[JJ] Poor hotch
[Prentiss] When do you exactly plan on telling him???
[Mar] imma b honest
[Mar] I haven't planned that far ahead
[Garcia] ..... s i g h
[Mar] HE SCARES ME, MK???
[JJ] Pshhhh
[JJ] Hotch is really just a giant teddy bear waiting for the right person
[Mar] .... no
[Prentiss] Have you ever had an actual face-to-face conversation with him??
[Garcia] Once a few years ago she did :)))
[Mar] penelope we promised to never speak of that cursed moment
[JJ] Ohh now I gotta know
[Mar] ughhh
[Mar] first week working in the office and I slammed into him and burnt the both of us with a fresh cup of coffee
[Prentiss] Y I K E S
[JJ] Omg
[Mar] he tried to apologize and help clean up but my pride and my scaredy-cat ass choked up and blubbered smth stupid abt it being my fault and r a n
[JJ] That's.... ouch ok
[Prentiss] I mean, it could have been worse!!
[Garcia] ^^^!!!
[Mar] debatable.
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[UNKNOWN] enjoy the joe :3
[Hotch] I thought I saw someone leave my office.
[UNKNOWN] wat.
[Hotch] So you have dark hair.
[Hotch] And, "I have talked to you."
[Hotch] That's the worst hint I've ever gotten.
[UNKNOWN] awe
[UNKNOWN] ok look I'm running out of inconspicuous hints
[Hotch] How about, your name! :)
[UNKNOWN] lmao nice try pretty boy
[UNKNOWN] no.
[Hotch] Hm.
[UNKNOWN] fine one last hint for a while
[UNKNOWN] my last name starts with a j.
[Hotch] Oh.
[Hotch] Thank you. For the coffee and the hint.
[UNKNOWN] whatever u say, pretty boy