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18| eeni meeni miini moh

[UNKNOWN] saber says, good morning sir

[Hotch] He's adorable.

[UNKNOWN] :,) yes he is

[UNKNOWN] I have the day off so I'm taking him to the vet today.

[Hotch] Poor little guy.

[Hotch] Jack also says he loves Saber FYI

[UNKNOWN] FGHJS you showed Jack, Saber?

[Hotch] . . . Was I not supposed to?

[UNKNOWN] NONO

[UNKNOWN] its fine I was just making sure he didn't go off and steal your work phone again lol

[Hotch] Ahh

[Hotch] Yes. He's quite fond of both you and Saber it seems.

[UNKNOW] Ily2 Jack jack :,)

[Hotch] Mhm.

[Hotch] How's Saber adjusting to apartment life?

[UNKNOWN] Pretty well. Potty training has been a bitch but what can ya do.

[UNKNOWN] Wby hows your vacation going

[Hotch] Its . . . strange.

[Hotch] But enjoyable. I'm waiting for someone from the team to let me know I've been doomed to another case.

[UNKNOWN] LMAO

[UNKNOWN] it been quiet at the office without you guys :(

[Hotch] My deepest apologies.

[UNKNOWN] What day do you come back?

[Hotch] Next Monday.

[UNKNOWN] Expect coffee :)))))))

[Hotch] I'll count on it.

[Hotch] By any chance will the coffee cups have a new hint for me?

[UNKNOWN] hmmMmmMm

[UNKNOWN] We'll see :)

//

[Hotch] A picture of Saber is not a hint, J.

[UNKNOWN] Dammit.

[UNKNOWN] Enjoy the coffee at least?

[Hotch] Yes. I'm growing to enjoy the hazelnut quite well.

[UNKNOWN] :D

[UNKNOWN] Lemme think of a good hint and I'll drop it by the end of the day, mk?

[Hotch] Ok.

//

[UNKNOWN] WE HAVE A PROBLEM

[Hotch] Is everything alright?

[UNKNOWN] UHH

[UNKNOWN] Did Garcia ever tell you my coffee order?

[Hotch] No?

[UNKNOWN] Well sOMEONE put my usual on my desk and wrote 'found you' on it

[UNKNOWN] Not you bc its not ur handwriting but its someone in ur team bc its familiar

[Hotch] So someone in the team who isn't Garcia, JJ, and Prentiss knows who you are?

[UNKNOWN] *And Rossi

[UNKNOWN] So either Morgan or Reid.

[Hotch] Dammit.

[Hothc] I'll find out who.

//

BAU CHAT

[Hotchner] So.

[Prentiss] Yes?

[Reid] ^?

[Morgan] ??

[Hotchner] Which out of you two found UNKNOWN?

[JJ] Omg what

[Rossi] . . .

[Reid] Me?

[Morgan] Me?

[Hotchner] . . . Yes.

[Reid] Hm.

[Morgan] Hmm. . .

[Hotchner] Which one.

[JJ] O-O

[Prentiss] My moneys on Reid

[Garcia] Morgans where my bets at

[Rossi] This is a bad game of eeni meeni miini moh

[Reid] Maybe it was Morgan

[Morgan] Maybe it was Reid.

[Garcia] Hold on

GARCIA has added UNKNOWN to the chat.

[UNKNOWN] Alright you whores

[Hotchner] language.

[Rossi] ...

[UNKNOWN] Which one of you two geniuses know who I am

[UNKNOWN] I'm not mad.

[Reid] You sure?

[UNKNOWN] OFC I'M MAD U FORGOT EXTRA WHIPPED ON MY ORDER

[Morgan] Hm.

[Reid] Hmm.

[UNKNOWN] I hate you both.

[Hotchner] ^^.

[Garcia] O_O damn son

[Garcia] Cmon fess up.

[UNKNOWN] . . . Omfg dO YOU BOTH KNOW??

[Reid] Do we?

[Morgan] Huh. What an odd conclusion.

[UNKNOWN] Jfc

[UNKNOWN] I'm not getting you two coffee. I'm too broke for that

[Reid] :(

[Reid] Ngl I'm surprised you guessed both of us

[Morgan] ^

[Morgan] Not bad baby girl

[Garcia] Excuse you

[Morgan] You are my favorite baby girl ;)

[UNKNOWN] Uhuh.

[UNKNOWN] Dammit.

[Hotchner] So? Both you know?

[Reid] Yep.

[Morgan] We ended up watching her take ur morning coffee into your office this morning.

[UNKNOWN] Son of a b

[UNKNOWN] Fair enough.