sender unknown| a.h

17| maid of honor

[Hotch] satna

[UNKNOWN] oh my god

[Hotch] can i hac aa plan

[UNKNOWN] I love u Jack sm

[UNKNOWN] I do no have a plan but I do have a KitKat :)

[Hotch] kitkat

[UNKNOWN] Yes child

[UNKNOWN] chocolate >:)

[UNKNOWN] ask your daddy to let you come see garcia

[Hotch] Are you bribing my child with chocolate again.

[UNKNOWN] I am.

[Hotch] No shame?

[UNKNOWN] none :)

[UNKNOWN] Tell jack ily

[Hotch] Aren't you supposed to tell him that when you give him the chocolate?

[UNKNOWN] omg

[UNKNOWN] THANK YOU SIR BRB

[Hotch] :)

//

[UNKNOWN] Was that a trick.

[Hotch] What do you mean?

[UNKNOWN] Sir

[UNKNOWN] Do you realize how utterly confused my coworker is?

[Hotch] What.

[UNKNOWN] :) Sir that was not my desk you vandalized. Though it was cute, stealing all the pens. And I stole the coffee before she got to her desk. You have nice handwriting.

[Hotch] Were you the desk to the left or the right?

[UNKNOWN] Oh I'm not saying.

[UNKNOWN] I'll let you have this as your hint for the day. You got close Hotchner. But not close enough. ;)

[Hotch] Dammit.

[UNKNOWN] Your son has your coffee, so if half of it is missing you can thank your kiddo.

[Hotch] First you do this and now you caffeinate my 4-year-old? That's low.

[UNKNOWN] <3

//

GIRLS CHAT

[Mar] My heart is still pounding holy shit

[Prentiss] He got surprisingly close. I'm genuinely impressed he thought to lure you out via Jack.

[Garcia] Thank you JJ for the coffeeee :)

[Mar] Ahh yes bc Garcia needs more caffeine.

[JJ] Don't worry Amara, I got you some too :)

[Mar] Marry me

[Prentiss] A little too late for that Mar :/

[Mar] :(

[Garcia] So Hotch is closing in on you. Whatcha gunna do love?

[JJ] ^^

[Mar] Honestly?

[Mar] I have no freaking clue.

[Prentiss] This has been going on for years dude.

[Prentiss] Don't you think it's time to let him know who you are?

[Mar] Hhhh but what if meeting me changes things??

[JJ] You wont know till it happens.

[Garcia] or maybe it'll get better :)

[Garcia] And then next thing you know you and hotchy are moving in together and getting married-

[Mar] pENELOPE NO

[Mar] ITS NOT LIKE THAT

[Prentiss] It's not?

[JJ] :O

[Mar] Besides, that's IF Hotch likes me too ok

[Mar] the man is like reading a stone slab

[Prentiss] that smiles every time you text him.

[JJ] And straightened out his tie every time you text abt it.

[Mar] This proves absolutely nothing.

[Garcia] It proves I'll be the maid of honor at a wedding soon :)

[Mar] Blocked.

//

[Hotchner] Why do you look so smug?

[Rossi] I went by Garcia's room of doom. She's all giddy.

[Hotchner] And this involves me how?

[Rossi] You were quite the topic for her and her little friend's conversation.

[Rossi] So. When do you plan on leaving the 'denial' stage?

[Hotchner] I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Rossi] This has been going on for years, Aaron.

[Rossi] You're telling me this mysterious UNKNOWN person hasn't won you over in the slightest?

[Rossi] You even trust them with Jack.

[Hotchner] I trust all of my coworkers.

[Rossi] And you don't even know what this one looks like.

[Hotchner] Why are you suddenly so concerned about UNKNOWN?

[Rossi] You know she's pretty cute?

[Hotchner] Rossi.

[Rossi] I'm just saying.

[Rossi] And she's around your age.

[Hotchner] We have a case. Meeting room.

[Rossi] Yes sir. ;)

//

[Hotch] So.

[UNKNOWN] so.

[Hotch] How's your day been?

[UNKNOWN] Unnerving.

[UNKNOWN] Im scared Im gonna leave for the bathroom and come back missing all my pencils.

[Hotch] :)

[UNKNOWN] . . .

[UNKNOWN] Your lucky your kid's cute.

[Hotch] I know :)

[UNKNOWN] How's your day been?

[Hotchner] Disappointing.

[UNKNOWN] :/ how sad.

[UNKNOWN] Btw here's an update on Saber

UNKNOWN has sent a photo

[Hotch] How adorable.

[UNKNOWN] I know :3

[Hotch] Unknown. I have a question.

[UNKNOWN] Uh oh

[Hotch] Will I ever get to know who you are?

[UNKNOWN] . . . Eventually.

[UNKNOWN] :) I promise.

[Hotch] That works for me.

[UNKNOWN] <3

[UNKNOWN] Hey sir.

[Hotch] Yes?

[UNKNOWN] Your tie's a little crooked to the left.

[Hotch] I can't tell if that's how you've started your own style of flirting.

[UNKNOWN] ;))

[UNKNOWN] Only for you hotchy.

[Hotch] Then maybe one day you can fix it for me.

[UNKNOWN] Gfgyhjkj

[UNKNOWN] YES SIR.

[Hotch] :)