Porpoise: *Starts filming YT video* And what's up guys, we're back with another episode of torturing poor dragonets!
Readers: *cheers*
Porpoise: Today we got a mysterious message from rexyrage2010, that came from our totally non suspicious death hole! let's see what's inside! :o
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A/N why is the text is all over the place
Beantato: great she's gone crazy again. *sounds sirens*
Winter and qibli: *pops out of the bushes wearing Swat team vests and holding hammers*
Qibli: *bonks porpoise on the head*
Porpoise: *goes unconscious*
Winter and qibli: *puts on sunglasses*
Beantato: hey what's this letter? *opens*
Winter: *nabs letters and reads* it says I have to eat fruits in front of kinkajou! :D
Kinkajou: what ya say?
Winter: nothing, i just wanted to said that I found 1000000 pineapples for you.
Qibli: no he didn't-
Winter: *kills qibli*
Kinkajou: oo yayyyyy Wheres the pineapples
Doctor thunder: *Brings out a tray of pineapples*
Kinkajou: Pinapples! yums
Turtle: *Brings out a news reporter camera and starts filming live.* Here today, in the sunny lands of the moon, we are about to see the worlds largest pineapple consumption in a sitting, this is gonna be a good one guys.
Viewers: *cheer*
Kinkajou: *opens mouth as wide as a black hole*
Winter: SIKE *Yoinks tray away.*
Viewers: *gasp*
Everyone else: *gasp*
Peril: Thats illegal >:(
Kinkajou: *Gets a mouth full of floor instead*
Turtel: *still filming* What an epic plot twist guys, no way!
Kinkajou: *confused*
Winter: *Snaps talons* Ey, here, watch.
Kinkajou: *Watchs*
Winter: *Eats pineapples.*
Everyone: *mega gasp*
Winter: *slowly sucks juice out of pineapples*
Kinkajou: :000000000000000
Kinkajou: HOW DARE YOU MURDER MY LITTLE YELLOW SPIKY CACTUSES *Rises up into the air and becomes god*
Kinkajou: YOU HAVE WENT AGAINST THE LAW OF THE PINEAPPLE COUNTY AND NOW SHALL DIE *Summons 1000000000 pineapples*
winter: dang
This scene was viewed as too graphic for most readers so super cookie decided to cut it out, and not because they were too lazy to write it of course.
turtle: *Still recording, fainted*
Doctor Haida: nuni
porpoise: *Wakes up* What happened- *Sees winter* ._.
Everyone: ._.
Porpoise: *Shuts off video camera*
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A few weeks later...
Porpoise: Hey my youtube vid went Viral!
Winter: Theres people making fan art of us!
Qibli: People are writing fanfics of us!
Beantato: People are wearing furry costumes of us!
Everyone: ...
Porpoise: Censored
A/N don't ask about what I just wrote... I am pretty sure I am mentally stable.