Najimi thought about the last universe. That was a proof that quantity is not the same think with quality.
Really, for all the hype that amalgamation of skills got, it was a real dissapointment. Really, even Myouri could've beaten that creature. Possibly even kill it with enough explosive balls at hand.
Really, she has no idea qhy Hanten would lose his time with that. His thing is the preservation of unique things, and that was just a cheap imitation with a horror look.
Bill:Alright, time for the next one!
Najimi:And what us the title of the chapter?
Bill:It's called "Flower and minus humor".
Zenkichi:...Here we go again.
The screen showed the scenary of nature with no trees. Kumagawa was walking around this scenary.
Kumagawa Misogi was someone very hard to impress. Not even the portal with eyes fazed him in the least. The view after was beautiful, he might add.
The entrance of a garden field with sun flowers. The sun was his principal problem. He want to keep his skin pale, he has a look to manage.
Myouri:...Wait, he looks like that intentionaly?
Najimi:But of course. It is his design, after all.
Myouri:And I thought he was a shut-in.
When he decided to move to the field two middle aged mans screamed after him.
Man 1:Oi, you can't go there!
Man 2:A horrible youkai reside there!
Myouri:Well, this youkai hasy condoleances.
Kujira:They say it's horrible, so maybe it's a sadistic, mass murdering monster. They should get along just fine.
Kumagawa:[I'll be the judge of that.]
He went on his way, completly ignoring the unimportant characters. The two have spoken to each other to teach him a lesson. The two fools didn't realize they signed their deaths.
Najimi:What ugly clowns.
Hanten:...
Najimi:Haha! Good one, Hanten!
Kumagawa was admiring the flowers at. The sadistic flower youkai named Kazami Yuuka happend to cross paths with him.
To say the least, she was surprised by the fact her usual sinister face didn't startle him at all. In fact, he simply waved his hand at her.
Yuuka:My, it's rare to see people visiting my garden.
Kumagawa:[Oh, I know the feeling. No one wanted to be in my vicinity either.]
That was true. He wasn't evil or anything like that. It just, people didn't get his sense of humor.
Myouri:Because it implies realy fucked up things.
Najimi:No one appreciates dark humor these days.
Yuuka:Truly sad. But, don't get to close to the flowers. They might feel threatened and things become painful.
Vines enveloped Kumagawa. The next thing was Yuuka stabing the tip of her umbrela through his neck. He wasn't affected by it.
Rather, he kept smiling. Yuuka's shock grew more when he saw him vanishing and reapering behind her. All the previous wounds and blood not being present at all.
Najimi:Ah, the old All Fiction trolling.
Medaka:It's not so good when you're on the reviving end of it.
Yuuka:Aren't you going to, you know, atack?
Kumagawa:[Hm, why should I?]
Yuuka:Well, I just stabbed you.
Kumagawa:[Yeah, but it's understateble. I just came to your place uninvited. And it would be a real shame to scratch that beautiful face of yours.]
Zenkichi:...Well, I didn't expect that. He's resonable for once in his life.
Najimi:Still a total flirt, though.
Yuuka blushed. No one ever said to her she was beautiful. It was something new to her.
Kumagawa felt the smell of smoke. He calmy walked to the smell, Yuuka after him. He found the first men with a lighted tourch, ready to set flowers on fire.
Kumagawa:[Crime agains nature? Even for such a pathethic existence as yourself, that's low.]
Najimi:Tch. Normals.
Hanosode:Really, they have no class.
Man 1:I wanted to have some revenge. But you made it easier!
He moved the tourch to hit Kumagawa. But the fire expanded in the air and moved oposite, incinerating much of the man.
Yuuka:It looks like you have your own tricks.
Kumagawa:[Of course. I'm a magician, you know.]
Well, he wasn't really. But in the end, it's there such a big diference between a magician and a reality manipulator? He doesn't thinks so.
Najimi:Well, magic does entrail some sort of reality bending. Like making fire out if nothing.
Medaka:I do remember you having magic skills as well.
Kumagawa:[Now if you excuse me, someone wants to play with me.]
Yuuka:Can I watch?
Kumagawa:[Of course. I alwais welcome spectators.]
In the exit of the garden the other man was waiting for his friend. But, he has seen Kumagawa exiting. Unknown to him, Yuuka was watching them on a tree.
Kumagawa:[You were right, there was pretty scary.]
Man 2:Didn't I tell you, runt?
Kumagawa:[Please, shake my handas apology.]
Zenkichi:...Shake hand?
Myouri:He's fucked.
The man shaked it with a smug face. Just for a moment later to reveal it wasn't Kumagawa's hand. It was his friend's severed hand. He let it on the ground, scared.
Kumagawa:[What's the matter? This is the hand of friendship. You should treasure it.]
The man pushed Kumagawa and began to run, scared for his life. Unfortunately for him, that was the wrong move.
Kumagawa:[Hey, illegal move! You get a red card, mister.]
Kumagawa took out a red card and throwed it at the man. The card moved at bliding speed and cut off the man's legs.
Zenkichi:Remind me to never play football with him.
Kujira:Just think what activities he has planned in ouur absence.
Zenkichi:...I think I'm gonna die from overwork when we get back.
Yuuka:I like his style.
Kumagawa:[Now, you should treasure your friendship.]
He took the hand and went to the man. With a twisted smile he forced the hand down the man's throat, killing him.
Yuuka:Bravo! Bravo!
Kumagawa:[Thank you. Now, could you guide me to a place where I could sleep?]
Yuuka began to blush again. She played with her fingers, averting her gaze.
Yuuka:Well, there is my home. If you would like?
Kumagawa:[Yes, please.]
Myouri:He's moving fast.
Kujira:Well, he can move at lightspeed
Bill:Alright, picture time!
A picture appeared on the screen. The picture had caused flashes of light from several phones in the room.
Kujira:Wait, isn't she that girl the suitor he was talking with about hand-bra jeans.
Zenkichi:Yes. And it looks like Book Maker provoked this.
Kujira:That and a lot of photos taken from thirsty girls.
Zenkichi:...Didn't you took some, as well?
Kujira:What ac I say? He does look good.
Back at Hakoniwa, Aka returned to the student council room, now with all the mugs back. Seriously, that man has no shame.
Kamone wa looking at his phone. He decided to put a question to his fellow student council members.
Kamone:A classmate offered to take me out. What do you guys think she neans?
Kei:Food?
Aka:A date?
Kumagawa:[It can mean a date, food and murder if she puts in enough effort.]
Aka:...I'm sure that's true for you.