DREAM
me
ONE WEEK TIL WE LEAVE
MOFOS
jeno
mofos?
jaemin
mofos - a short and pg 13+
way of saying 'motherfuckers'
jeno
oh
mark
i'll send you the list of things
you'll need the day before we
leave and then you'll just have
to pack then and then come to
ours
me
oki
jisung
i'm so excited
jisung
even though it's only one
night
me
wait it's only one night
chenle
yh i mean we still have
stuff to do
me
that kinda sucks
haechan
that's life ya know
renjun
WHO IS YOUR FRIEND
me
i'm never going to tell you
renjun
WHY WOULD YOU TELL
ME ABOUT HER THEN
me
i can give you her number
renjun
wait really
me
yh totally
me
just not yet
haechan
not renjun being interested
in a girl he's never met or
seen before
renjun
shut up jisung was exactly
the same with minji
jisung
nah i started having romantic
feelings for her when we first
met in person
jisung
i'm pretty sure i told you
this already
jeno
that's correct you did tell us
mark
multiple times apparently
renjun
i'm not interested in your
friend i just want to know
who she is and i need to
know just how pretty she is
for you to say she's prettier
than all of my fans
me
jdbwjebsjheb okay fine dude
me
i'll give you her number in a
week
renjun
you suck
renjun
you literally suck
renjun
and what you suck probably
isn't even that big
me
well...
jisung
;)
haechan
EWNOT YOU TWO MAKING
DIRTY JOKES TOGETHER
jisung
deal with it
jisung
this is the new me
me
NEW YEAR NEW
me
...
me
get it do you get it
me
because- because the
author writes 'me' instead
of my name
me
so if you were reading it
aloud you would say
new year new me
me
holy shit i'm funny
jisung
you're hilarious yes
chenle
i did laugh
jeno
i found great humour in
your joke
mark
ahahahahahah
jaemin
COMEDY 100
haechan
ah yes funny hahas
renjun
it wasn't funny no one
laughed it was just
embarrassing and then
you explained the joke so
then it was just awkward
me
not you being salty because
i won't introduce you to my
sexy friend
renjun
I AM SALTY
haechan
🧂
jaemin
🧂
jeno
🧂
chenle
🧂🧂🧂
mark
🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂
jisung
🧂
me
🧂
renjun
stfu all of you
me
HARSH TOO HARSH
renjun
you just close your mouth
🤐
me
love you <333
jisung
hello???
me
oh sorry
me
*fart noise*
jisung
really
me
DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP
REMINDING EVERYONE
THAT WERE DATING NOW
jisung
YES BECAUSE WERE NOT
LOVEY DOVEY ENOUGH AND
PEOPLE WILL FORGET
haechan
he speaks the truth
chenle
not a lie was said
me
shut literally shut
mark
wtf are we even talking
about
me
uhh i'm not scrolling back
because last time i did
i was reminded of stinky
drug neighbours hairy
asshole
me
OH MO
me
IM HAVING MORE
FLASHBACKS
me
OH IT WAS SO HAIRY
me
OH MY BRAIN
jisung
bro someone call an
ambulance she is not okay
jaemin
OH MY GOD I WENT
TO GO PEE AND NOW
MINJI NEEDS AN
AMBULANCE WHAT IS
HAPPENING
chenle
minji is having war flashbacks
about stinky hairy asshole man
lmao
jeno
WHY AM I HAVING
FLASHBACKS
me
good sugfer
jisung
yeah hyung sugfer
chenle
sugfer for the longest time
possible
me
y'all just bitches and y'all
just jealous of my thick
voluptuous booty
jaemin
what now
me
voluptuous - curvaceous
and sexually attractive
(typically used of a woman)
haechan
girl you flat af
me
lol so are you hyuckie
me
y'all i need to go i'm boutta
be late for things
renjun
bye loser
haechan
bye flatty
chenle
bye bye
jeno
ilysm
jaemin
i love you more than he
does
jisung
not more than i do
jisung
i'll talk to you later
mark
mmmbye