new phone, who dis? ⁿᶜᵗ

By -romanticz

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LEE DONGHYUCK, "new phone, who dis?" "DONGHYUCK SHUT THE F-" A NCT TEXT AU romanticz- 2021 More

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By -romanticz

SUNGCHAN
IM ON THE NEXT LEVEL
JEO NEOMEOUI MUNEUL YEOREO

YUTA

SUNGCHAN
IM A GROWN MAN YUTA
LET ME BE

SHOTARO
YOU FOUGHT ME FOR DINOSAUR CHICKEN NUGGETS THAT DAY
FYM GROWN MAN

SUNGCHAN
shhhh we don't talk about that here

WOOYEON
JERKS ALL OF YOU

KUN
I-
okay

WOOYEON
OH AND ESPECIALLY YOU LEE DONGHYUCK

SICHENG
finally someone said it.

DONGHYUCK
oh come on it was a joke wooyeon

JAEMIN
yeah we didn't mean any harm

JENO
we didn't think it'd hurt you so much

CHENLE
It was funny

JISUNG
CHENLE

CHENLE
what?

WOOYEON
if chaewon was here she'd rip your heads off

TAEYONG
what happened
and where did chaewon go??

TEN
didnt she go to iksan for a few days?
her family is there right?

WOOYEON
IM DONE WITH MEN.
ALL OF YOU ARE HOES

JOHNNY
damn I took that personal 🤧

MARK
same

WOOYEON
YALL THINK YALL CAN LOCK ME IN THE BATHROOM AND GET AWAY WITH IT

TAEIL
oof geez
ya'll messed up

JUNGWOO
how did you get out then?

WOOYEON
I DIDNT JUNGWOO
I FUCKING DIDNT
IM STUCK IN THE WASHROOM
CAUSE SOME TWATS LOST THE KEY
AND NOW MY MOMS LAUGHING AT ME INSTEAD OF HELPING ME

JENO
we're trying to find the key

WOOYEON
I HATE YOU
EVERYONE ONE OF YOU

YANGYANG
:D

WOOYEON
OH YOURE GOING TO GET IT YANGYANG
ITS BECAUSE OF YOU
YOU TOLD ME TO WASH MY HANDS TO EAT

YANGYANG
:)

WOOYEON
I will end all of you idiots when I get out
(except shotaro I love you taro)

SHOTARO
<3

DONGHYUCK
I'd like to see you try
we have jeno

WOOYEON
AND I HAVE THE RAGE OF A WOMAN
DO YOU WANNA SEE WHICH ONE IS WORSE

TEN
from experience I just want to say
the rage of a woman is way worse than it seems

WOOYEON
if you guys don't get me out in the next fifteen minutes
I will break this door down

SICHENG
I'm scared 😭

HENDERY
they say a wrath of a woman shouldn't be taken lightly 😔

XIAOJUN
sleep with one eye open guys

WOOYEON
y'all have ten minutes
and before I try to kill the bug on the wall
All I wanna say is

SICHENG
I-

MARK
SJSJJSKSKK

JAEMIN
damn
that hurt

WOOYEON
get me the hell out na jaemin before I call your girlfriend

JAEMIN
NO PLS IM SORRY

CHAEWON
too late.
guess who got her wifi back :)

WOOYEON
YES CHAEWON END THEM

JAEHYUN


KUN
you join the chat just to put this

JAEHYUN
yes.



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