I'm a Villainess, But So What...

By mrmacpuffy

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Honestly, I don't give a rat's ass about anything from the storyline. Those fucking capture targets are so da... More

Introduction
The Novea Family's Baby Prodigy
Three Year Old Alice's First Thesis
My Daughter and Her Antics
The Cliche Novel's Place in My Life
Magic Types
Alice's Sleep Deprived State
Alice's Mischievous Escapades
My Sister, The Troublemaker
The Sickly Prodigy's Appearance
I Met a Peculiar Girl
My Playdate With the Ragdoll
Boredom is My Enemy
The Awkwardness that is My Life
The Class from the Pits of Hell
The Deranged Novice Hunter, Nova
Maria's Absolute Retribution
'Camping Out' On the Clearing
Nova the Spy
Get Off of Me, You Piece of Shit
Alice's First Pet Named Lizzy
My Therapy Session with the Crown Prince
A Fly Buzzing Around My Ear
Deranged Friends and Family
Little Al's Ultimate Weapon
Lazy Alice and the Fifteen Year Old Assassin
Ax's Existential Crisis
Hibernating with Liz
The Dreadful Birthday Party
Scaring the Unscarable Assassin
Meeting Ms. Pink Fluff Ball
Temptations of Murder
Birdbrain No. 1 & 2
Pirouette-ing in Victory
The Bait, the Prince, and the Silly Dance
Am I Wrong, Professor?
I Can Break the Swatter
How to Beguile Mr. Shrewd
Lady Novea, My Newfound Rival
It's Fine, It's Fine, We'll Torture Him Together, Okay?
Castrating My Soon-to-be Boring Toy
The Glowy Sword in Chains
The Beginning of Summer Camp
The Hothead in the Morning
Alice Novea's Troublesome Conundrum
Alice, Naska, and the Two Phoenix Familiars
The Aruarnul Amulet
A Life After the Next
The Brightly Colored Cube in the Hall
Those Stupid People of Hers
The Talent Show, the Execution, and The Harmless Prank
Your Choice, Young Padawan
I Dub Thee Human Punching Bag
Fast Forward Overview
I'm Going Abroad
The Dolts of the Elven Kingdom
The Nature of [Descension]
Mixuni's Fling with Ms. Svennal
Her Peaceful Academy Life
Rain's Hellish Job
The Oasis, the Comrade, and the Airhead
The Elf Mixuni's First Breakdown
Flying Orange Peach with Gloved Stems
The Beginning of Winter Break
The Drunk Narcassist
The Past to the Present
Attitude Issues of that Goddamn Prince
Alice's First Cut
'Geh' Game of Brain
The Kingdom of Mer
Invincible Statue of Karaoke
The Appearance of Who?
Al's Small Realization
The Shivers
Beginning of a Journey
Daily Life of the Party
It's Fun to Mess With Assassins
A Girl and a Period
Kidnapped?! I'm So Scared... Not
The Barrier
To the Devil's Castle, I Go
The Nude Dude
Alice's First Sick Day
Sebastian Butler
The Perverted Servant, Miro
Parents' Dismay
The Games Begin
The Chair
UhHhHhH wHaT sHoUlD tHiS bE cAlLeD?
The Blackout Box
Pathetic Challenge
Jacob
I Think I'm Becoming More of a Brocon
First Time Skiing?
The Inscriptions
NOTICE!
Book Two Prologue
NEW BOOK BOIS!

The Stairway to Fairydom

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By mrmacpuffy


I woke up at 1:00 p.m. in the afternoon. My head was pounding, it felt like there was a bumblebee trying to break loose from my skull. "Damn... what was I doing all night...?" I groaned and sat up. [SALVATION TO THOSE WHO HAVE SINNED, THOSE WHO HAVE HURT. FIND THOSE WHO SUFFER, AND OFFER THEM A GIFT. RUN TO THOSE WHO HAVE COWERED AND THOSE WHO ENDURE PAIN, AND END THEIR ANGUISH.]

I pressed my forefinger on my forehead, and soon, a bright light illuminated the room and my headache disappeared. "Ahhh, the benefits of having light magic..." I sighed in relief.

"Master, you're awake." A shadow appeared from behind me with a slight, almost silent whoosh.

I blinked and nodded. "Yeah. I've finished 'packing'. Let's get breakfast. Call the others, then we'll leave for the Kingdom of Fairies." Rain bowed and whooshed away to who knows where. I thumped down the stairs with my luggage rolling down the crooked wooden planks with a thump.

I arrived at the restaurant on the first floor. "Ma'am. I'll have a tent of pancakes and some milk, please." I told her before taking a seat. She was looking at me weird, since what I just ordered was breakfast food, but whatever.

The inn was bustling at this time of day. Adventurers and travelers coming in and out of the restaurant, people staying in line to get a room before the true rush hour came at 3:00 p.m. The food soon came, and so did my shadows. I gave them a bag of gold coins and told them to spend them as they wished. We soon left the town after having a bit of fun. Since I wanted to go faster, I shoved the four shadows into my space and flew the rest of the way to the fairy kingdom. Since I left in the evening, I had to pull an all-nighter to get there (much to my dismay). Since I wanted to 'rough it', and I already swore I wouldn't go into my space until the end of break, I was tired and my hair was wind-blown and messy.

I finally got to the entrance of the fairy kingdom. The sight was beautiful. With grand golden gates and a long, marble staircase which looked like it led to heaven, the shining sun and ethereal clouds with a tinge of pink...

"Wow..." I murmured, opening my portal and haphazardly yanking out the four shadows from my space while keeping my eyes on the grand sight in front of me.

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The kingdom was vast and majestic. Colorful wings in all shapes were flying around the sky. I gasped in awe. Wow... I was speechless.

I wandered around the city until I finally got tired of walking and started levitating using gravity magic. Fairies were looking at me strangely, as I was a beastgirl right now, and beastpeople couldn't use magic. But whatevs. I felt like a tourist, ogling all of the sights and buying unnecessarily expensive things from the shrine as a pointless souvenir.

After jumping around the capital, I finally arrived at the palace. I tried to go over it by flying but I collided into a barrier. Wow. Deja vu much? I thought as I rubbed my sore nose and forehead grumpily.

"You can't be here, miss." A deep voice resounded behind me. I turned around and my eyes almost rolled out of my head. "The air over the palace is restricted, I'm afraid." S-so beautiful. I looked at him with starry eyes.

A fairy, clad in shining armor, with white wings behind him that made him look like an angel. No, a butterfly angel.

He frowned. "Did you not hear me, miss?" I continued to look at him. Should I take a picture? No, he'd just think a phone is a weapon and break it. "Miss... please leave before I use force."

I woke up from my trance and shook my head to fully wake myself up. "Miss, please. Beastwomen are much weaker than fairies, if you don't leave the premises and I'll be forced to escort you out, I'm afraid you'll get hurt and die." What is that supposed to mean?

"Sir, I'm not flying in the palace airspace. I'm outside. You have no right to force me outside the kingdom for that." I frowned and retorted.

"This is why women are... forget it, just leave. I won't hurt you if you go. NOW GO!" His harsh tone made me pissed off.

I scowled. Women are what? Hmmm, what did you say, Knight? "Sir, this is a violation of law. You are forcefully moving someone who isn't breaking any laws."

"Just go!" He looked peeved too, and took my arm forcefully, trying to fly me out. "I can't believe a women is... seriously, can't they just be obedient and stay quiet... this is why..."

I snapped. "What did you say to me, asshole?"

A huge explosion was heard.

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