PART 5! IM SORRY FOR THE LATE UPDATE BEC LITERALLY ALL OF YOU WERE WAITING FOR THIS ONE THE MOST
Han Jisung
Q) no because what typa patanjali fuckjuice are you taking to be this horny
Hyunjin: condom juice AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Changbin: what the fuck???
Chan: I wish there was an anti-horny juice
Jisung: I love myself, something something dalla dalla yeah
Q) French fries should be from France but it is from German......THEN WHY THE HECKY DIZZEL ARE THEY CALLED "FRENCH" FRIES?!???!!?
Jisung: BECAUSE COMMUNISM
Seungmin: it does NOT make sense, Jisung
Q) How can i send you to horny jail?
Jisung: catch me if you can ;))
Also Jisung: *proceeds to hide behind a tree*
Q) Are you horny 24/7 or nah?
Minho: what type of question is this
Jisung: obv not-
Minho: what type of answer is this
Q) Could you tell us a lil more about your miscarriage 😳?
Felix: *dims the lights and plays emotional music*
Jisung: here's the story of real heartbreak... i saw a hot girl wearing a horse mask and walking around in a costume party. and since I was a horse too, back then, I looked at her and got preggers. two days later, I got labor pains and rushed to the doctor. BUT! he spoke that I had gas, not a baby. the miscarriage really happened in the toilet though.
Jeongin: I need bleach
Q) Have you ever sworn without swearing- like do ever just wanna say "f*ck you" but don't wanna censor it so you just "sexual intercourse you"? idk what to ask, It's actually good enough that am not in simp mode right here or else
Jisung: nawww, I don't do this bull dung
Hyunjin: be nicer to the reader, female doggo
Q) Are you stupid or dumb
Jisung: im lesbian
Felix: i thought you were American
Chan: he isn't.
Q) Bro would you be the bro to my bro?
Jisung: yes bro I would be the bro to your bro my lovely bro
Q) Also if Felix doesn't marry me would you and Minho adopt me some day?
Minho: Felix please marry her
Felix: yeah but idk her name-
Jisung: it's "bro"
Felix: OKAY IMMA MARRY BRO :D
Q) Why are you gay?
Jisung: who said I'm gay?
Jeongin: you are gay.
Q) 1) what are you actually 😂😂😂
2) soo... how's dating a guy who's a tsundere 😏
3) did minho ever choose you then the cats
Jisung: 1) I'm j.one B-) 2) it's fun being being told that he loves me and then being threatened to be thrown into a bonfire 5 seconds later ahaha 3) we shall never talk about this again
Minho: casung forever
Q) I'm sorry about the winking cow but WE CAN COME UP WITH TWERKING COW 👀👀
Jisung: omG GREAT IDEAAA IMAGINE YOU GOING TO MILK A COW BUT THEN IT STARTS TWERKING ON YOUR FACE AND YOU DIE :DD
Seungmin: that would be a TERRIBLE way to die
Felix: yeah only losers die that way
Changbin: ...someone get the image out of my head-
Q) Address please..😫😫
Jisung: Lane 15, Korea road, South Korea
Chan: you didn't just pull a Chandler on them-
Q) Adopt me, please 🤶
Jisung: you wanna be Felix's sibling?
Felix: since when am i-
Jisung: shhh go to bed child
Q) I know a few noona numbers for you if you want-
Jisung: I found a hyung huehuehue
Minho: creepy laughter but yeah... cute-
Q) i hope you know you traumatized many souls with ur shitty pick up lines that one chapter
Jisung: EXCUSE ME? THOSE WERE TOP TIER ULTRA MAX IPHONE X LEVEL PICKUP LINES!!
Seungmin: no, Han. They were truly the worst.
Jisung: no one cares about talent in this household
Q) The world has been more peaceful ever since Hetero Jisung left us
Jisung: HAWWW HETERO PHOBIA
Q) did you got minho's d—
Minho: why is this a question
Jisung: *ze blush* what is wrong with you
Q) do you like nasi goreng kampong
Jisung: everything edible is what I like to eat
Felix: GONNA EAT DA ASS LIKE A CUPCAKE
Chan: FELIX WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOOOOO
Jeongin: I WILL EXIT
Q) i hope you know that your pickup lines rock mwah
Jisung: I platonically love you
Changbin: what is WRONG WITH YOU-
Q) Did you and minho--? Ya know? ;)
Minho: you guys are hornier than Jisung
Jisung: nAWWWWW MY HORNY RECORD *CRI*
Q) I am✨traumatised✨by one of your pick up lines
Jeongin: yeah I haven't been able to eat oreos ever since
Jisung: they're bad for health anyway, at least I saved y'all from cholesterol and diabetes
Q) DO YOU THINK YOU WILL GET THAT D
Jisung: WHY DO YOU WANNA KNOW (but yes obv huehue)
Q) sir pls adopt me so that i can call u daddy-
Jisung: AYO CHAN I FOUND ANOTHER ONE OF THE READERS AFFECTED WITH YOUR DADDY KINK VIRUS
Chan: what did I do to deserve this
Q) Where did you learn your pick up lines
Jisung: basically I see people happy and joyful and i write down something dirty according to it because don't we all love a friend who turns everything dirty?
Seungmin: no
Changbin: no
Jeongin: most definitely not
Q) you'll get that D one day
Jisung: *sobs* thank you comrade
Minho: wtf is this reassurance
SO THIS WAS IT!! AHAHAHA Y'ALL ARE FUNNY ASF YOU SHOULD'VE WRITTEN THIS BOOK INSTEAD OF ME WTF
AND MERRY BANGCHANMAS!!
Next up: Lee Felix!
Thanks and keep warm ily <3