PART 3! WHY DO YOU GUYS ASSOCIATE CHANGBIN WITH A TRIANGLE AND WHAT HAVE I DONE
SEO CHANGBIN
Q) workout routine ples
Jeongin: eat cake to get cake
Changbin: wtf child
Q) Are you dark and secretly cutie or cutie and secretly dark?
Changbin: dark and secretly cutie :)
Jisung: more like triangle and secretly prism
Changbin: can you sHUT THE FUCK UP-
Q) How are you such a hella fine pretty hooman like wtf why soo cute aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Changbin: finally, my beauty is getting recognized! you get a fist bump from me hah
Minho: because the only way to thank people is to give them fist bumps. yeah, okay, good good.
Hyunjin: CHANGBIN, THEY WERE SO ENTHUSIASTIC WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO DRY
Q) Are you available this Saturday?-
(Totally not cheating on jisung rn jhgfds)
Changbin: totally free for netflix and chill ;))
Chan: here, take some anti horny pills
Jisung: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE DONE THIS
Q) What are your thoughts on the triangle slander bestie?
Changbin: I absolutely hate it
Felix: but Kim Namjoon says 'love yourself' so why do you hate yourself?
Seungmin: lmaooo I feel bad for Changbin
Q) You know you really look like a watermelon slice, do you?
Changbin: sorry next, swipe swipe swipe swipe-
Q) CRUSH ME WITH YOUR BICEPS THICK DADDY👹👹
Changbin: AYO CHAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE READERS
Chan: I did nothing
Changbin: WHY ARE THEY TAKING UP YOUR KINKS WTF BANG CHRISTOPHER CHAN
Chan: cri kdajdjakjdja :')))
Q) 1) experience as a triangle
2) i'm confused whether you are dark or cute???
3) you do know that dwaekki is 90% pig right...4) Are you even breathing when you're rapping????
Changbin: 1) I am: NOT 2) I'm cute :3 3) he's 10% rabbit and that's the majority, no questions no arguments 4) I stopped breathing the second I was born
Hyunjin: you stopped breathing... when you were born... that turned dark real quick
Felix: but see "dark"? that's his thing, even though he's all rainbows and lollipops
Q) Ahhhhh my last slice of pizza got eaten so....can i eat you instead 😋 ;)
Changbin: you have a very strange way of flirting but alright i guess
Chan: all my kids are horny T_T
Minho: not more than you, gonba
Hyunjin: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO GONBA IS A THING NOW
Q) Choke me like you hate me but you love me-
Changbin: why is everyone so horny today-
Jisung: you're the one to say
Changbin: YOU'RE THE ONE TO SAY
Q) are you proud for inspiring the shape in which we cut pizza
Changbin: ...
Changbin: ...
Changbin: ...sigh
Q) What were u going to respond to the reader's text?
Changbin: i was going to follow my god Eren's ways and commit genocide but the author was smart enough to remove them
Seungmin: never been so proud of someone before
Q) OMFG HI AGAIN SEO CHANGBIN
CAN YOU PLEASE PUT ME IN A HEADLOCK AND SQUEEZE THE LIFE OUTTA ME
SO SEXC OMG THOS GUNS AHHHH
CHOKE ME PAPI
Changbin: so you see I've yet again be pushed to the limit of committing genocide
Minho: I'm ready for the destruction of this corrupt world, gotta keep my cats and my quokka safe
Jisung: gonna melt like ice cream AWWWWWWW
Jeongin: PDA EWWWW
Q) please choke me
Changbin: you'll die.
Seungmin: if that's the outcome, kindly do the same to me
Felix: KEENKEE
Q) how does it feel like when people call u triangle
Changbin: i feel like murdering them
Jisung: -with his sharp chin
Changbin: Jisung you're on my murder list
Minho: and he's on my to-do list ;))
Seungmin: gross
Q) HELLO SIR TEACH ME HOW TO RAP PLS
Hyunjin: say YOHHHHH and you're done
Changbin: WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU
Q) DO YOU KNOW THAT I BECAME A STAY BECAUSE I LISTENED TO ONE OF YOUR SONGS (mixtape: on track)? I'M FOREVER THANKFUL THAT YOU MADE THAT MASTERPIECE--
Changbin: here are the papers, kindly sign on it to document our marriage
Q) SEO FCKING CHANGBIN HOW DARE YOU BE DISRESPECTFULLY HOT- HOW AM I GOING TO BE LOYAL IF YOU'RE LIKE DIS-???
Changbin: lmao Jisung, girls love me ahahahahahaha
Jisung: I'm gonna cut your triangle face in half so that you're half a triangle and half a trapezium
Jeongin: ouch pain
Q) UHMMM PLEASE PUNCH ME HAHA JUST KIDDING OR AM I ANYWAYS ahem how do you feel when people call you triangle
Changbin: i really hope you were kidding (or pls seek help) and i dO NOT LIKE IT WHEN I'M CALLED A TRIANGLE HOW DIFFICULT IS THAT TO REMEMBER
Q) why.the.fuck.are.you.so.perfect????
Changbin: why.the.fuck.are.you.so.sweet????
Felix: oh dude he's flirting
Q) WOULD YOU RATHER PUNCH ME OR CHOKE ME
Changbin: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Jeongin: Sadism returns
Chan: JUGIN
Q) Pick an animal a walrus or a pig?
Changbin: Jisung
Jisung: aw bro- oh wait.
Hyunjin: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So that was it! I hope you liked it!!
Next up: Hwang Hyunjin
Thanks and ily <3