"Well, what am I supposed to do, just nOt oBeY gRaViTy?" - Chuuya (me)
*falls* "i cAnT dO sHit wHy dId gOd cReaTe mE" - Atsushi (friend)
"I don't like that word, stop saying it." - Kunikida (classmate)
"This wine tastes fermented." - Chuuya (mom)
"No shit-" - Dazai (dad)
"Are you just so drunk that you forgot wine is literally fermented grapes??" - Akutagawa (brother)
*wears choker* - Chuuya (me)
"What so are you like emo now, I swear to god the goths are taking over" - Dazai (classmate -_-)
*draws unicorns and rainbows and shit* - Atsushi (friend)
"That flower looks like poop" - Akutagawa (other friend)
"i aM hIgH oN sUGaR bOw dOwN tO mE YoU wOrTHleSs pEaSeNTs wHos tHe bEsT nOw HuH??" - Ranpo (me after eating like 7 of those huge double choclate muffins)
*stutters nervously laughs loudly is so fucking obviously in love its hard to watch* - Poe @ Ranpo (friend @ other friend)
"if I die tongiht imma make it look pretttyyyy~ ya im in your spot ya im in your city- I WANNA DIE WANNA DIE BUT DONT REALLY WANNA DIE IF YOU WERE THERE YOU WOULD CARE-" - Dazai (me and bff in the middle of a safeway parking lot)
"I am in love with a fire hydrant." - Chuuya drunk af (classmate)
"What???" - Kouyou (confused af teacher)