Me:
It's time, guys
Minho, Changbin, and I graduate tomorrow
Hyunjin:
*AGGRESSIVE CRI*
Jeongin:
Lmao the oldies are going
Bye bye lol
Changbin:
YAH!
YOU FETUS!!
Seungmin:
He's actually a fetus oh god
Jeongin:
I was born
Minho:
Do you want me to clap for you for that exclusive discovery?
Jisung:
YO I JUST HAD A CRAY CRAY THOUGHT
FELIX, HYUNJIN, SEUNGMIN AND I GRADUATE NEXT YEAR
OH FUCK THE FUCK
Seungmin:
Ah, yes, the late realization
Welcome to the real world, Han Jisung
Felix:
We'll have to work and earn money
Hyunjin:
And woo someone w my weewoo
And then marry them
And then let the weewoo work yet again
And then have kids
And then pay bills and the school fees
And then retire
And then die
In conclusion, we're all gonna die
Minho:
Firstly, you're in highschool so concentrate on your studies and weewoo only
Secondly, "we're all gonna die"
Wow I thought we were all immortal or smth
Felix:
Did you?
Minho:
S A R C A S M
Jisung:
O R G A S M
Changbin:
Get out
NOW
Jisung:
Okay no but Hyunjin
Why do you need a weewoo to woo someone when you have big lips
Jeongin:
Yeah sometimes he reminds me of Kylie Jenner
Hyunjin:
OMGJJSGAJSJSUKAKS
THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT GUYS IMMA CRIE
Also, my weewoo carries my future children
So I need it
Me:
What the actual heck
Stop or Jeongin will call the child support helpline
Jeongin:
Wh
Hyunjin:
But think about it
Seungmin:
We don't need to hear things about your sperms, please stop
Felix:
OLD JOKE BUT
WHAT IF SUPERM'S FANS WERE CALLED SPERMS XDDD
Jeongin:
What age are you living in
That's a century old joke
Minho:
Yes bec this kid was alive a century ago
Jeongin:
Ever heard of vampires?
No wait not Edward Cullen-
NOBODY ASSOCIATES ME W THE CULLENS OR IM CALLING THE CHILD SUPPORT HELPLINE
Changbin:
Ayo calm the fuck down
Jisung:
And wear an evening gown
Hyunjin:
With your hair so brown
Felix:
Turn upside down, that frown
Jisung:
And light up the town
Hyunjin:
Because a moa is a clown
Felix is typing...
Minho:
What the actual flying fuckity fuck am I reading?
Seungmin:
That's alliteration
Oh damn
I'm becoming like you guys
SHIT
Me:
Bruh it's the second last chapter, how long did you need to become like us?
Jeongin:
Y'all are poets
Felix:
Aww thanks :(( <33
Jeongin:
Yeah, those flop, emo poets who only know how to rhyme but don't make any sense
Hyunjin:
But I wrote the DANCING PENCIL poem!!
I won at life!!
Changbin:
And I had fortunately forgotten about it
But no
You gave me war flashbacks
Me:
ANYWAYS
HOW ABOUT A FAREWELL FROM YOU GUYS AHHASJSSUJS
:]
Jisung:
I'm broke af
I fished out a coin from my pocket
And guess what
It has same print on both the sides
Changbin:
I remember my Christmas gift from you
Okay how long are you gonna keep sticking coins to each other?
Jisung:
It's fun
You're bored?
Find some currency
Destroy it
Ruin the economy bec fuck capitalism
Felix:
Oh dude he's revolutionary
Jeongin:
I would find that nonsense but tell me why it makes sense
Minho:
Tell me about it
Jeongin:
I just did
Minho:
That didn't mean-
G O S H
Me:
I can't believe that I won't be seeing the school again
And you guys in the hallways
Changbin:
Chill, we can come over anytime
Minho:
And we have to go to school again to collect our certificates
Me:
CAN Y'ALL LET ME CRY IN PEACE
LEMME BE SENTIMENTAL FOR ONCE
Felix:
Oh dude he's emo
Me:
༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
(a/n: next up - the finale
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