(a/n: umm... chirren go away-)
Me:
Mm mm
Yeah
Jeongin:
Are you singing?
Jisung:
No he's moaning
Me:
Mmmmmm
Jisung:
BRO I WAS KIDDING 😳
Felix:
Ayo why is Channie moaning-
Hyunjin:
I think he's texting us while sooxing
Seungmin:
EW WHY WOULD HE DO THAT
YOU DISGUST ME
Minho:
Ngl but I've already expected everything unexpected
Nothing surprises me anymore
Me:
FUCK YESSDSDSS
Minho:
CHAN WHAT THE FUCK
Jeongin:
So much for expecting everything
Me:
Heyyyyuyyyuyy
Changbin:
Are you drunk?
Me:
Whatss dat
AHHJH YEASSSSSSSDSS
Seungmin:
And there goes the sanity of the only sane person in this group
Except for me, ofc
Minho:
You didn't count me in?
I'm never hurt, but today I am
Seungmin:
Brother you're dating Jisung
Your sanity is probably flushed down the toilet rn
Jisung:
So you're calling his sanity shit?
Hyunjin:
HEY SUNGMIN
YOURE LYING
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM
Seungmin:
*Seungmin
Me:
Babygirlllllkdllddl hehheehejehe
Felix:
I have a lot of experience in dealing with drunk people
And from that experience, I can say
I think he needs to be exorcised
Changbin:
No felix
Please
We don't want demonic noises in 3RACHA's mixtapes
Jisung:
OH MY FUCKING GOD HOLD UP
NO I DON'T WANT TO DIE BUT IMAGINE
JUST IMAGINE
I M A G I N E
IF WE PUT MOANS IN OUR MIXTAPE-
Jeongin:
I'm cancelling Han Jisung
Hyunjin:
#DoNotCancelUriWinkingCowBoy
Juseyo chinguya
Jeongin:
Ew kboo
Changbin:
Bro he's Korean-
Ykw? Nvm
Continue.
Me:
Wjy r u so fuxcking hoytttttt
Felix:
Wow wtf
Who is he fantasizing about lmao
Hyunjin:
Me
Bec I'm hoytttttt
Jeongin:
He cannot breathe without you being right by his side
He'll die
Jisung:
Ayo that sounds like a song Chan would make
Me:
SSEXCY BABUYY
Minho:
IM SO UNCOMFORTABLE RN CHAN
Hyunjin:
Says who?
Minho:
HAN JISUNG'S BOYFRIEND
Jisung:
HEY HEY!!
IM NOT AS LEWD!!
Hyunjin:
*Pens down the new word*
Felix:
What does lewd mean?
Hyunjin:
Probably "sexy"
Felix:
Oh okie :D
Seungmin:
.......
Me:
O wanna fuvk uuuuuyuuu
Jeongin:
DOLPHIN SCREAMING RN
Minho:
SOMEBODY PUT CHAN TO SLEEP
Hyunjin:
HE'S PROBABLY SLEEPING W SOMEONE RN
Felix:
AHHHHHH WHY IS CHAN BEING SO LIL-LEWD BUT SHAMELESS
Seungmin:
OHMYGOD LEWD MEANS SHAMELESS IN A DIRTY WAY ISTG MY MIND WILL COLLAPSE
Me:
AHHHJSJJJDH BABUYYYYUYY
Changbin:
CHAN IS MOANING IN THE GROUP IS THE WORLD COMING TOWARDS THE END
Me:
BABYGIRLLLJSJSL
Minho:
OHMYGOD HE HAS A BABYGIRL DADDY KINK OHMYGOD WHAT THE FUCK
Hyunjin:
I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT WHAT WILL I DO W MY LIFE NOW ALL MY DREAMS HAVE CRASHED RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES BEC IM WEIRDED OUT RN
Jisung:
YAH DON'T YOU DARE KINK SHAME ANYONE!!!
Jeongin:
WHAT'S A KINK
IT IS THE LITTLE GAP IN THE GRAPH SHEETS IN MATH
Changbin:
YES IT IS EXACTLY THAT AND WE DON'T SHAME KINKS BEC THEN MATH WILL CURSE US
Felix:
YEAH LIKE EXPELLIARMUS!!!!
Me:
AHH AHJH AHHHJHJH
YOU GEEL SO GOOS
Felix:
EXPELLIARMUS!
EXPELLIARMUS!
Seungmin:
WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO DISARM FELIX
Changbin:
WHY ARE WE ALL YELLING
Me:
I'm gonba
Minho:
What's a gonba 😭😭
Me:
Babugrul
Seen
---
Next day
Me:
.......
Fuck.
Felix:
Welcome back, babugrul
Me:
I'M SORRY AHHHHHHSJSHSKSKSK
Minho:
Who were you railing, gonba?
Hyunjin:
HE HAS A DADDY KINK OMFG-
Me:
NO I WAS JUST DRUNK
Seungmin:
Who were you even fantasizing about omg
Me:
IDK WHY I WROTE THAT STUFF ISTG I JUST HAD SOME SOJU
Changbin:
I'm so disappointed in you, Bang Christopher Chan.
Me:
IM SORRYYYYYNDHSKSJZJS
Jeongin:
Ayo why was this hyung?
"YOU GEEL SO GOOS"
Why would you gel a goose?
Me:
bYE-
(a/n: this chapter was just chaos omfg why did I write this-
IM SORRY CHAN, I'M SO, SO SORRY-
I hope no skz member is secretly reading this, I'd literally die-
LIKE IMAGINE WATCHING A CHAN'S ROOM EP AND HE GOES LIKE, "Some stays think I shouldn't drink soju"
Meanwhile me: *crying in destruction*
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