Boyfriend: Can ya cut me some slack, Ruv? I'm sorta in love.
Ruv: That's... not my problem.
Boyfriend: I'm in love with you.
Ruv: *blushes* That brings me a little into this loop.
Girlfriend, talking about Pico: Is he a friend of yours, Boyfriend?
Boyfriend: Kinda? Not really. He's in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.
Ruv: Boyfriend... you've been cuddling with me for over an hour now.
Boyfriend: *muffled* mm hmmm :)
Ruv: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.
Annie: So, are you two dating now?
Ruv & Whitty: Yes.
Annie: Why?
Ruv: I happen to find Whitty very appealing.
Annie: Yeah, I can understand that, I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Whitty.
Tord: Damn, the power went out.
Girlfriend: Don't worry, I've got this.
Girlfriend: *stomps foot*
Tord: Wha-
Girlfriend: *Sketchers light up*
Garcello: When I said bring me something from the beach, I didn't mean this!
Skid and Pump: *struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
MM, pointing at the wall: What color is this?
Skid and Pump: Gray.
Garcello: Gray.
MM, pointing at Annie: Now tell them what color you think is this.
Annie: Dark white.
*Boyfriend and Pico looking at a locked gate into a park*
Boyfriend: Aw. :(
Pico: You know what they say.
Boyfriend: Please don't-
Pico: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*
Boyfriend: Fuck-
Garcello: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Boyfriend: Mine just says "Boyfriend no."
Garcello: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
Annie: So this is my full potential?
Mommy Mearest: Yes.
Annie: So then it's...
MM: All downhill from here.
Annie: Like Garcello.
MM: I do not know what this Garcello is. But it sounds disappointing.
*Annie rushes by with an armful of bottles*
Girlfriend: What's going on?
Garcello: Annie wouldn't drink water.
Girlfriend: ...And?
Garcello: And I asked her how fast she could chug an entire bottle.
Annie, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN 10 SECONDS, BITCHES!
Tabi, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?
Boyfriend: *half-asleep* Tabi, this is a queen-sized bed. That means *gestures vaguely to himself* it's for the Queen.
A.G.O.T.I: Are they stupid?
Pico: Yes, but he prefers to be called Boyfriend.
Boyfriend: Dumbest scar stories, go!
MM: I burned my tongue once while drinking tea.
Senpai: I dropped a hair dryer on my foot once and it burned.
Selever: I have a piece of graphite in my hand for acidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in first grade.
Garcello: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave when I spilled it and got a very bad burn.
Spirit: I have emotional scars.
Hank: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Ritz: Isn't that just killing people?
Hank: Ah, technically.
A.G.O.T.I: Sarvente taught me to think before I act.
A.G.O.T.I: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured I have thought about it and am confident about my decision.
Boyfriend: We need to distract these guys
Tord: Leave it to me
Tord: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
A.G.O.T.I, Tabi, and Ruv: *Immediately begin arguing*
Whitty, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
Whitty, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Boyfriend: Hey.
Hank: Hi.
Ruv: Hello.
Sarvente: Hey!
Whitty: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Ritz: We were out of Doritos.
Garcello: Time for plan G.
Tord: Don't you mean plan B?
Garcello: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Boyfriend: What about plan D?
Garcello: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Ritz: What about plan E?
Garcello: I'm hoping not to use it. Hank dies in plan E.
Annie: I like plan E.
*Ruv and Whitty are doing something absurdly dangerous*
Whitty: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Ruv, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.
Sarvente: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited
Selever: If?
Hank: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and she might not even die.
Skid: Change is inedible.
Whitty: Don't you mean inevitable?
Skid, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
Pico: Just found out that humans are able to put a light bulb into their mouths with ease but aren't able to take the light bulb out without shattering it. And now I have to physically restrain myself from placing a lightbulb into my mouth.
Skid and Pump: We prevented a murder today.
Garcello: Really? How'd you do that?
Skid: self control
Ruv: I'm going to take you out
Whitty: great, it's a date!
Ruv: I meant that as a threat.
Whitty: See you at five!
Hank, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Boyfriend, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids
Senpai: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Hank: playing systemic oppression
Hank: I think Spirit was right.
A.G.O.T.I: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Senpai: He wouldn't do that.
Spirit: You're right, Senpai. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Spirit: *turns around, the shirt he's wearing says 'Spirit Told You So' on the back*
Tord: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Boyfriend: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Ruv: A realist sees a freight train.
Hank: The train driver sees two idiots standing on the tracks.
A.G.O.T.I: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Sarvente: >:0 language
Boyfriend: Yeah watch your fucking language
Girlfriend: OKAY WHO TAUGHT BF THE FUCK WORD?
Skid: 'the fuck word'
Whitty: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time.
Boyfriend: Oh my god he censored it
Pump: Say fuck, Whitty.
Boyfriend: Do it, Whitty. Say fuck.
'Can I copy your homework?'
Girlfriend: I can help you with it!
Tord: Yeah, sure.
Hank: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Selever: lol no
Garcello: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!?!
Annie:*Read 5:55pm*
Hank: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Garcello: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Annie: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Garcy, learn to listen.
Selever: What if it bites itself and I die?
Sarvente: That's voodoo.
Spirit: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Senpai: That's correlation, not causation.
Mommy Mearest: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Daddy Dearest: That's kinky.
Hank: Oh my God.
Cop: You're recieving a ticket for having three people on a motorcycle.
Annie: Shit.
Garcello: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Tabi: OH MY GOD AGOTI FELL OFF!!!
Tord: You're a loose cannon, Hank.
Hank: No I'm not. I'm a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Sarvente: I think you play by your own rules.
A.G.O.T.I: No way, he thinks rules are meant to be broken.
Tord: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Hank: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Boyfriend's a loose cannon.
Boyfriend:*smashes a chair*
Pico: I sleep wth a gun under my pillow.
Tabi: I sleep with a knife.
Sarvente: Both of you are pathetic.
Tabi: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Sarvente: Ruv.
Whitty: Hey Pico? Can I get some dating advice?
Pico: Just because I was with Boyfriend dosen't mean I know how I did it.