FNF Incorrect Quotes [DISCONTINUED]

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Boyfriend: Can ya cut me some slack, Ruv? I'm sorta in love.
Ruv: That's... not my problem.
Boyfriend: I'm in love with you.
Ruv: *blushes* That brings me a little into this loop.

Girlfriend, talking about Pico: Is he a friend of yours, Boyfriend?
Boyfriend: Kinda? Not really. He's in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.

Ruv: Boyfriend... you've been cuddling with me for over an hour now.
Boyfriend: *muffled* mm hmmm :)
Ruv: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.

Annie: So, are you two dating now?
Ruv & Whitty: Yes.
Annie: Why?
Ruv: I happen to find Whitty very appealing.
Annie: Yeah, I can understand that, I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Whitty.

Tord: Damn, the power went out.
Girlfriend: Don't worry, I've got this.
Girlfriend: *stomps foot*
Tord: Wha-
Girlfriend: *Sketchers light up*

Garcello: When I said bring me something from the beach, I didn't mean this!
Skid and Pump: *struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

MM, pointing at the wall: What color is this?
Skid and Pump: Gray.
Garcello: Gray.
MM, pointing at Annie: Now tell them what color you think is this.
Annie: Dark white.

*Boyfriend and Pico looking at a locked gate into a park*
Boyfriend: Aw. :(
Pico: You know what they say.
Boyfriend: Please don't-
Pico: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*
Boyfriend: Fuck-

Garcello: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Boyfriend: Mine just says "Boyfriend no."
Garcello: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Annie: So this is my full potential?
Mommy Mearest: Yes.
Annie: So then it's...
MM: All downhill from here.
Annie: Like Garcello.
MM: I do not know what this Garcello is. But it sounds disappointing.

*Annie rushes by with an armful of bottles*
Girlfriend: What's going on?
Garcello: Annie wouldn't drink water.
Girlfriend: ...And?
Garcello: And I asked her how fast she could chug an entire bottle.
Annie, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN 10 SECONDS, BITCHES!

Tabi, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?
Boyfriend: *half-asleep* Tabi, this is a queen-sized bed. That means *gestures vaguely to himself* it's for the Queen.

A.G.O.T.I: Are they stupid?
Pico: Yes, but he prefers to be called Boyfriend.

Boyfriend: Dumbest scar stories, go!
MM: I burned my tongue once while drinking tea.
Senpai: I dropped a hair dryer on my foot once and it burned.
Selever: I have a piece of graphite in my hand for acidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in first grade.
Garcello: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave when I spilled it and got a very bad burn.
Spirit: I have emotional scars.

Hank: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Ritz: Isn't that just killing people?
Hank: Ah, technically.

A.G.O.T.I: Sarvente taught me to think before I act.
A.G.O.T.I: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured I have thought about it and am confident about my decision.