FNF Incorrect Quotes [DISCONTINUED]

a chapter with a lot of not so subtle Ruv x BF (and other ships)

Annie: Try not to roll your eyes at me.
Pico: I don't have pupils.

Boyfriend: Hank! Have you no dignity?
Hank: Of course not! How long have we known each other?

Hank: Annie's refusing to wear her glasses!
Annie: Hank, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.
Annie: *pointing at Garcello* Garcello.
Annie: *pointing at Boyfriend* Boyfriend.
Annie *pointing at Pico* Sasquatch.

Ruv: I give up. I am so tired.
Garcello: Get the emergency supply!
Sarvente: *carries Boyfriend and places him in front of Ruv*
Boyfriend: *smiles*
Ruv: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET'S GOOOO

Ruv: What's the announcement, Pico?
Pico: It's a lecture. Boyfriend's going to tell us everything he knows about sex.
Sarvente: It should be an enjoyable 60 seconds.

Skid and Pump: Did you take out Ruvzyvat as requested?
Boyfriend: Ruv has been taken out, yes.
Skid: You have our grat-
Boyfriend: It was a great restaurant.
Pump: I--
Boyfriend: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.
Skid and Pump:
Boyfriend: Ruv proposed afterwards- we're filing the wedding papers.

Ruv: Is something burning?
Boyfriend: Just my love for you.
Ruv: Boyfriend, the toaster's on fire.

Ruv: I told BF his ears flush when he lies.
Whitty: Why?
Ruv: Look. Hey BF! Do you love us?
Boyfriend, covering his ears: No.
Whitty:

Boyfriend: Are we really going to let Ruv keep Whitty?
Pico: We kept Skid.

Boyfriend: Bye Ruv! Bye Whitty! Bye Pico! Bye Hank! Bye Ruv!
Whitty: You said 'bye Ruv' twice.
Boyfriend: I like Ruv.

Annie: Rules are made to be broken.
Tabi: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Whitty: Uh, piñatas.
Garcello: Glow sticks.
Ruv: Karate boards.
Girlfriend: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Sonic: Rules.
Tabi:

Boyfriend: If Pico and I were drowning, who would you save?
Hank: You two can't swim?
Boyfriend: It's a hypothetical question, Hank! Who would you save?
Hank: My time and effort.

Hank: Life is like Boyfriend. It's short.

Boyfriend: Who hurt you dude?
A.G.O.T.I: *snorting* Do you want a list?
Boyfriend: ...Yes, actually.

Sarvente: Where are you going?
Ruv: To get ice cream or go commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

Pico: So what are your political beliefs?
Boyfriend, awkwardly trying to impress him: Well, I think Pikachu would be more powerful with a gun.