Bill Cipher went to many things. He saw his own dimension burn, but now he's officialy traumatized.
There's been said from ancient times that hell hath bo fury like a woman's scorn. But it's much worse if the woman's a not-equal.
Well, he supposes he deserves it. That joke took it way too.
Kouki:Bill-san, are you...ok?
Bill:...That woman has serious issues.
Kujira:Of course she does. Not-equals might be something that's not plus nor minus, but Anshin'in-san's personality is closer to a minus than anything else.
Bill:Anyway, the next one it's called "Choosing another monster".
Myouri:Monster, huh? Oi, I think he's talking about you, beast woman.
Medaka:Hm, althrough that is not an un-founded theory, it's the word choosing that matters. Just one choose me, so I think it's about you, Zenkichi.
Zenkichi:Me?
Bill:Correct! It what would've happened if zero boy didn't become friends with Medaka, but Kumagawa.
Kouki:...That is an interesting thought.
Zenkichi:I never thought about it.
The lunch hall was shown on the screen. At a table sat Zenkichi, together with Kumagawa and Hanosode.
Zenkichi:I really wish Nabeshima-senpai would stop trying to get me in the judo club.
Kumagawa:[Well, you beat up Kouki-chan. So her interes isn't really unfounded.]
Hanosode:Hyahahaha! And not just him. Isn't that right, Fresman Typhon?
Zenkichi:...Please stop using that name.
Kumagawa:[You're really stressed, arent you, Zenkichi-chan?]
Zenkichi:Huh, that's actually...kind of nice. I expected as to try to bite each other's heads off by this point.
Najimi:Kumagawa-kun can be nice and caring. That is, if he wants.
Saki:Most of the time he wants to be an asshole.
Zenkichi:You seem to know a lot about Kumagawa-senpai.
Saki:Well, I was his affair manager when he was at his last school.
Zenkichi:He became president again?
Saki:Yep. He did it by overthrowing the last president, though.
Myouri:He was also the president at your middle school, right? And he also founght for the president seat agains you. And let's be honest, he almost won. What's with that guy and being president.
Medaka:Despite what you might think, Kumagawa is actually a very competent president.
Myouri:Really.
Zenkichi:Yeah. There were a lot of deliquents and troublemakers at Hokoubune, but he managed to keep them in line. He also took care of the school's managing well enough.
Saki:Same.
Hanosode:Hyahaha! Not a surprise, even if I'm part of class -13 for a short time, even I need to admit he's a capable leader.
Shibuki:Yeah, boss's the best!
Saki:We had a fight before he left. But for some reason, I can't remember how it ended.
Kouki:...That's probably for the best.
Saki:Huh? The fuck do you mean?
Kouki:I was part of the student council of Hokoubune, so I'm quiet familiar with his manerism. While he may not openly show it, he does genuinly care for his comarades. While it doesn't seems like it, I'm certain Kumagawa-san wanted to protect you.
Saki remained silent. She had a scowl on he face, but also a blush.
Saki:Tch, that's just like that fucker. Getting into everybody's bussiness without being asked to.
Zenkichi:Of course I am. Plus, you starting fights with that bulky guy and his gang. Why the hell did you let yourself to be hit and stabbed so many times. I know you could've beat them up and come out without a scratch. And why didn't you just erase the damage afterwards?
Kumagawa:[...Zenkichi-chan, you know we have a health commitet in the school, right?]
Zenkichi:Yeah. They are the ones who make medicamentations and supply the nursery. I heard the head of the health commitet is acting like a nurse.
Kumagawa:[Indeed she does. And I saw her. And all I can say is...Helllllo nurse!]
Zenkichi:...I should've known.
Zenkichi:I really should've.
Kouki:Well, even our Kumagawa-san took a liking to Aka-san.
Myouri:Well, I'd say that's good. Especialy woth his choosing on women.
Najimi:And what's that supposed to mean?
Myouri:...Nothing.
Najimi hummed. She needed to admit that for someone who's supposed to be the worst person in the world, Kumagawa has his own charm.
He did manage to caught the interest of various girls in the school. Aka, Mogana and Takarabe being just examples.
But ultimately, that doesn't matter. She's Ajimu Najimi, the Anshin'in-san, there's no one that could take her place in his heart.
Kumagawa:[I can't help it! But, I suppose I could stop if you-]
Zenkichi:Dude, no! She's my mom.
Kumagawa:[Ah, such a shame.]
Zenkichi:He didn't give up yet!?
Myouri:Is that really so surprising?
Zenkichi:...No, not really.
Hanosode:Hyahaha! Kumagawa-senpai it's really interesting. No wonder the princess only calls you as senpai.
Zenkichi:Yeah. Kurokami got crazy in a fight in middle school and Kumagawa needed to step in.
Kumagawa:[It was nothing that special. She just was a little wild. A crew with a minus sign and she calmed down.]
Zenkichi:...So, this time Kumagawa was the one who needed to stop Medaka-chan.
Medaka:Hm, if I didn't know Zenkichi I doubt I'd try to restrain myself or even try to help people. Kumagawa himself seems to try to restrain himself because of you, Zenkichi.
Zenkichi:Yeah. I got the idea of what he did with a group of deliquents. But the former him would've done much worse.
Hanosode:Another shown of how similar Kumagawa-senpai and the princess really are.
Medaka:...I suppose you're right.
Zenkichi:But that experience really seemed to have marked her. She's even trying to stop this flask plan thing.
Kumagawa:[Eh, is she got trouble I'll step in.]
Hanosode:Hyahaha! Maybe I'll give them a piece of my mind too!
Zenkichi:Aren't you a little too short for that?
Hanosode:No, I'm petite.
Zenkichi:...But isn't that-
Hanosode:Zenkichi! Short is short, petite is petite. I'm petite.
Zenkichi:...Right. I need to run before Nabeshima-senpai finds me again.
Kumagawa:[Bye!]
Hanosode:Seriously, how could you confuse short with petite!?
Zenkichi:It's really that different.
Myouri:It's a big fucking difference.
Zenkichi:Alright! Alright! I' sorry.
Zenkichi left Kumagawa with Hanosode. The minuses stared at each other.
Kumagawa:[What exactly is your goal?]
Hanosode:What do you mean.
Kumagawa:[You're a Shiranui, right? See, I knew one before. Very tall, blue hair with an antena. Really shy guy. Alwais jad his back turned.]
Najimi:He got you to the last detail, Hanten.
Hanten hummed. Was he really that easy to read?
Hanosode:...I don't like where this is going.
Kumagawa:[We managed to have conversation though. So I know the Shiranui clan's bussiness it's doppelanger. You're a double for Medaka-chan, right?]
Medaka:That's why I never seem to get along with you.
Hanosode:Ah, man. Right to the last detail. Kumagawa-senpai sure is scary.
Zenkichi:Is that true, Shiranui? You really are...
Hanosode:Calm down, eraser man! Everything we've been through is as real as there can be.
Kumagawa:[See, I like you. We make a awesome trio. But I really value Zenkichi-chan. So, if you hurt him...]
Two screw's were tabbed in the table by the perfect minus's hands. His face covered in shadows woth just a bkg white smile and two glowing orbs being destiguishable.
Kumagawa:I'll kill you!
Hanosode couldn't move, she felt like she was looking at a black hole. Kumagawa quicly regained his usual fake persona.
Kumagawa:[Ok, bye!]
As Kumagawa left, Hanosode fell tp the floor. She was shaking and sweating.
Hanosode:...I'm just a highschool girl and I'm already getting too old for this shit.
Hanosode:Note to self, never piss off Kumagawa-senpai.
Zenkichi:Could've this really happened?
Bill:Yeah. The multiverse is really nothing but a multitude of routes. It's just a version for every choice Kumagawa could've took. There's some version in which he defeated Medaka and even Iihiko Shishime.
Najimi's, Haten's and Hanosode's eyes widened. They knew both Medaka and Kumagawa could potentialy become strong enough for that, but to actually happen was unexpected.
Najimi revised her opinion of the impossible. It looks like Iihiko Shishime can be defeated and maybe she and Kumagawa can love.
Hanosode was having a felling of hope. Maybe...maybe she didn't need to go back to Shiranui village.
Bill:Anyway, here's the picture for this time.
A picture appeared on the screen. It was quiet accurate.
It really was accurate. Because the women from the picture were doing the same thing.
Myouri:...What's with girls and yaoi?
Meanwhile on the Hakoniwa grounds Kumagawa sat on the president's chair. Kamone was there too, sitting on a cushion.
But they were not alone this time. Sitting on a chair in front of Kumagawa was Aoki Aka.
Kumagawa:[My, my. You're really intending to spend your time with me. Have you developed a crush on this minus, Aka-chan?]
Aka:Like hell! I'm just here to keep an eye on you.
Though she says that, Kamone remarked the blush on her face. This isn't gonna end well.
Aka:This match's not over yet .
Kumagawa:[If you insist.]
Kumagawa put a card on the table. His smile was filled with mad glee, while Aka's face was filled with despair.
Kumagawa:[Uno!]
Aka:Noooo!
Kumagawa:[Well, it looks like you lost.]
Aka:You bastard. You cheated!
Kumagawa:[Of course, but you lost nonethless. Now choose!]
He got out two pices of fabric. Fabric very much on his tastes.
Kumagawa:[Naked apron or front open sweatshirt?]
Aka:...You're not really gonna make me do this. R-right?
Kumagawa:[Of course not.]
Aka sighed in relief. Kumagawa took put a pair of jeans.
Kumagawa:[You can also choose hand-bra jeans!]
Kamone looked at his two colegues of the unoficial new student council. Kumagawa was grinning, while Aka was blushing and growling.
Kamone:...Scary.