new phone, who dis? ⁿᶜᵗ

By -romanticz

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LEE DONGHYUCK, "new phone, who dis?" "DONGHYUCK SHUT THE F-" A NCT TEXT AU romanticz- 2021 More

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JENO
did hyuck wake up yet??

DONGHYUCK
I'm going to die
I ate too much

WOOYEON
he got a food baby 🤰🏼

CHAEWON
you're still at wooyeon's place?

DONGHYUCK
yeah... :)
her mom was making kimchi jigae
i couldn't resist 😩

WOOYEON
wooyoung almost punched him

JISUNG
wayo ⁉️⁉️ noona 🤧🤧

CHENLE
WAYO WAYO WAYO
NO EOPSIN WAE NANEUN ANDOENAYO

JENO
damn tone down bang yedam

WOOYEON
cause haneul said she likes hyuck more than him

RENJUN
SKSKKSKS

HENDERY
wasted 😭

XIAOJUN
game over

YANGYANG
it be your own siblings sometimes 😔

MARK
💀💀

JISUNG
i refuse to talk to chenle and sungchan

CHENLE
IM SORRY JISUNG

JAEMIN
excuse what happened?

JISUNG
WE WERE PLAYING GAMES WITH SUNGTARO AND CHENLE
AND THEY GANGED UP AND KILLED ME

CHENLE
THATS THE POINT OF THE GAME

JISUNG
SHUT UP CHENLE

CHENLE
FINE
i'm sorry.

JISUNG
...
...
...
fine.
But I'm not talking to sungchan

WOOYEON
why :(
Sungchan my babie 🥺

CHAEWON
why aren't you angry at shotaro?

JISUNG
do you have the heart to be angry at shotaro, chaewon?

CHAEWON
understood
have a nice day sir 😐

WOOYEON ADDED SUNGCHAN TO THE CHAT

WOOYEON ADDED SHOTARO TO THE CHAT

SUNGCHAN
What you doin?

SHOTARO
ʷʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒⁱⁿ

SUNGCHAN
Where you at?

SHOTARO
ᵂʰᵉʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃᵗ

SUNGCHAN
girl you got plans?

SHOTARO
ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵖˡᵃⁿˢ

SUNGCHAN
don't say that

SHOTARO
ˢʰᵘᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵗʳᵃᵖ

MARK
well that was a great entry..

JISUNG
i forgive sungchan now ngl

SUNGCHAN
don't know what I did wrong
but okay 😌

SHOTARO
what is this >_<

RENJUN
the dark side.

XIAOJUN
DONT SCARE THE CHILD PATRICA

HENDERY
scare it.

WOOYEON
did you just refer to him as it-

JENO
i searched soup on google
but i accidentally wrote L instead of O

JAEMIN
fat fingers.

JENO
i-
Anyway
And I found out there's a place named slup

CHENLE
👅slup👅slup👅

WOOYEON
slup slup sloop sleep

YANYANG

SUNGCHAN


YUTA
WHO ADDED YOU BACK??

WOOYEON
I did.

YUTA
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

WOOYEON
he is now my child.

YUTA
HES A BIT WACK IN THE HEAD TO BE YOUR CHILD

WOOYEON
I shall not take criticism against my child.

SUNGCHAN
yeah you tell him mom!
broccoli looking ass

YUTA
what?
I DONT EVEN HAVE GREEN HAIR 😭

WOOYEON
you shall never call yuta a broccoli looking ass.
I'm setting you up for adoption

SUNGCHAN
WAIT WHAT
YOU CANT JUST ABANDON ME

WOOYEON
should've thought that through then
NOBODY INSULTS YUTA

YUTA
thanks ❤️

WOOYEON
anything for you baby ❤️

KUN
I feel cheated on 🦧

CHAEWON
you're the one that broke up with her

KUN
I didn't expect her to move on so fast
I mean it's only been a couple weeks

JOHNNY
okay olivia rodrigo tease

DOYOUNG
well good for you I guess you moved on really easily

JAEHYUN
you found a new girl and it only took a couple weeks

TAEYONG
remember when you said that you wanted to give me the world

CHAEWON
hey jaemin

JAEMIN
yes

CHAEWON
can we break up?

JUNGWOO
WAIT WHAT NO STOP 🛑

JAEMIN
chaewon....

TEN
OVER TEXT?
YOU MONSTER

LUCAS
NOT MY OTP
wait no hyuna and dawn
NOT MY SECOND OTP

CHAEWON
CALM DOWN
I MEANT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES SO I CAN LISTEN TO OLIVIA'S SOUR

DONGHYUCK
WHY DO YOU WANT JAEMIN TO BREAK UP WITH YOU THEN

WOOYEON
isn't it obvious
to feel the real ✨heartbreak✨
sour is only best when you listen to it during a heartbreak

CHAEWON
only you understand me sis <3

WOOYEON
ik I'm your 4liferrr 😌

JAEMIN
I feel replaced.

CHAEWON
shut up you're my ex now

JAEMIN
okay fine...

A/N ; I feel like I haven't mentioned jaehyun at all so yes he's alive

comment here and i'll give you song bcs im bored

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