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Despite what the title miserably fails to persuade you, I can assure you this is not humorous. Just nonsense... More

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Daylight Saving Time

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DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME IS SO CONFUSING

LIKE WHYYYY???

I changed the clocks hours ago because I'm weird like that. OCD?? No no, I have no obsessive compulsive disorder. Me?? HAHA, AS I- * awkward laughter* *fidgets around* 

I don't actually, I think. Well mostly no. I just . . .  

Okay, so what if I spent the whole day obsessing over Daylight Saving Time ending and treating it like some some sort of holiday. This may prove that there's really no highlights in my life that I've become desperate when minor action occurs.

Holy shit, that came out depressing, which were my intentions.

Now that I'm thinking about it what the hell do I look forward to in the day or week, the remaining of my minor years? I ( lazily ) get up in the morning because I'm threatened with being grounded if I don't. Yayyy, more reasons to not look forward to breathing every second these next months until 2021 ends.

I'M SORRY IF THIS SOUNDS VERY DEPRESSING. MY LIFE IS SO FUNNY HAHA *the cue for everyone to laugh* I ALMOST ACCIDENTALLY POKED MYSELF TODAY. LIKE HALLELUJAH I'M ALIVE, RIGHT? *le gasp* imagine life without Barney.

OKAY, ALLOW ME TO SPREAD HAPPY SHIT AROUND TO REAR OURSELVES OUT OF THE DARKNESS MY LACK OF FUNNY JUICE JUST CAUSED

Ironically I'm in the process of writing my next HN book right now-

What I mean is I ran out of funny juice for HN 8. I'M fueled with plenty of funny juice for HN 14 ofcourse! I have so many ideas! 

HERE'S ME SPRINKLING HAPPY SHIT EVERYWHERE:

*starlight by taylor swift starts playing*

DON'T YOU DREAM IMPOSSIBLE THINGS HN GANG!! ❤❤❤

Back to Daylight Saving Time, WHY DOESN'T IT MAKE ANY SENSE? *pathetic sob* Tis the reason for the Teardrops on my . .  . sweater? Make that a cardigan. I have a cardigan. I'm just not wearing it at the moment. Right now I'm wearing your average zip up sweater.

So apparently we turn the clocks an hour back? Wouldn't that mean it'd be darker. Let me google it because I don't want to get my facts wrong.

*2 minutes after googling it*

NOOO, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE BRIGHTER MORNINGS-

DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME JUST STRUCK!!

YOU SEE A CREATED THIS IN MY NOTES AT 1:59 AM BUT THE TIME ABOVE SAYS 1:00 AM? 

It's like I've gone back to the future *mind blown brains explode*

WHAT IS UP WITH-

I SWEAR, I CANNOT-

*facepalm*

MEME TIME !!!





I remember March 13, 2020 all too well actually . . . 

*5 months later* 

happy belated april foola??? nAh-

today's my 3 year wattyversary SO I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT MWHAHAHA.

repeat a chapter already published in hn 14 and release it as the 26th just to be chaotic? *rubs hands* IT'S MY PARTY AND I CAN CRY IF I WANT TO

it's been a rough day for my mental health tbh :(

rip hn viii. #inflatedcats4u

- clara <3

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