Wrath and petelgeuse were trying to find open field without trees. Petelgeuse was constantly asking wrath "are we there yet?". Wrath was just ignoring him. Sometimes he answered with "no".
They were walking for 20 minutes until they found the place they were looking for.
Petelgeuse: are we there?
Wrath: Yes, we are here.
Wrath inhaled the air of the nature and exhaled it.
Wrath: now, we will train here.
Petelgeuse: cool. So when do I start?
Wrath: now.
Petelgeuse: what to do.
Wrath pointed at the dual desert eagles.
Wrath: take that pistols.
Petelgeuse took both of pistols. He was holding pistols like he was ready to shoot anyone.
Wrath: alright buddy. first, let me create something.
Wrath slammed his feet on the ground and training dummy appeared 50 meters away from them. Wrath pointed his finger at dummy while he was looking at petelgeuse.
Wrath: do you see that dummy over there?
Petelgeuse: yes I see it.
Wrath: alright so, you need to aim at the dummy. Most deadliest part is head, because there is a brain. Without brain your body can't function. Do you get it?
Petelgeuse: I get it.
Petelgeuse nodded.
Wrath: alright I'm gonna count. When I'll say 3, you'll shoot.
Petelgeuse: mhm.
Wrath: 1, 2-
Wrath didn't said 3 yet when petelgeuse shoot the bullet at the dummy which exploded instantly.
Wrath was looking at the dummy speechless.
Petelgeuse: how's that?
Wrath: where did you aimed?
Petelgeuse: head?
Wrath took enchanted dual eagles from Petelgeuse and he gave him normal ones.
Wrath: we will train with normal ones from now on.
Petelgeuse: okay?
Once again, wrath created the dummy which was 50 meters away.
Wrath: are you ready?
Petelgeuse: I was ready from the start!
Wrath: 1... 2... 3!
Petelgeuse shot 6 bullets at the dummy and all of them were in the head of the dummy.
Wrath: when did you learned how to aim?
Petelgeuse: well, let me explain-
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(Days ago.)
Petelgeuse was sitting on the chair in kitchen when something fell on his head and then on the ground. When petelgeuse looked at the ground, He saw a gun.
Petelgeuse: a gun? What is it doing in the kitchen?
Petelgeuse took the gun and started to observe it.
Petelgeuse: why does this thing has a hole? What's this thing?
He had many questions so he started to search books of it and he found more than one book. he started to read it and he learned how to aim from there.
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Petelgeuse: and that's how I learned about aiming.
Wrath: well good for both of us. I can train you faster.
Petelgeuse: let's continue.
Wrath: heh, alright buddy. What about this.
Suddenly dummy started to move 150 meters away from us which means that he is 200 meters away from us now.
Wrath: now try to get him from this distance.
Petelgeuse: isn't it little far away?
Wrath: it's almost max range of desert eagle. It's maximum firing range is 201 meter.
Petelgeuse looked at his desert eagles for a moment and then his attention was on dummy.
Wrath: ready?
Petelgeuse: ...yes.
Wrath: one... Two... Three!
Petelgeuse shot all the bullets from the desert eagle and surprisingly all of them hit the dummy but not in the head. Some of them was in chest, hand, leg and in head.
Wrath: not bad, not bad.
Petelgeuse: that was little harder than before.
Wrath turned at petelgeuse and said.
Wrath: let's add some difficulties, alright?
Petelgeuse just nodded with neutral expression.
Static noises was heard from dummy. The dummy started to move left and right.
Petelgeuse: so it is moving right now?
Wrath: No, the dummy is standing still waiting for you to shoot him... Of course it's moving!
Petelgeuse: this will be a little harder.
Wrath: ... Ready?
Petelgeuse: yes.
Wrath started to count.
Wrath: one... Two... Three!
Petelgeuse tried to shoot at the moving dummy but they forgot something. The desert eagle was empty.
Petelgeuse: it's empty.
Wrath: then reload it.
Petelgeuse: yeah I know.
Petelgeuse took ammo from his pocket and reloaded both of desert eagles.
Petelgeuse: done.
Wrath: alright, now start shooting at the moving dummy. If you'll hit all of the ammo at it, we will get on next level of target.
Petelgeuse: sure, sure. Now observe.
Wrath: I'm already doing it.
Petelgeuse: ...
20 seconds have been passed in silence. Wrath was patiently waiting petelgeuse to shoot the moving dummy which was moving left and right.
Petelgeuse: ALAKABLAM!
petelgeuse started to shoot all of the bullets at the dummy and Surprisingly all of the bullets him it.
Petelgeuse turned around, he put desert eagles down calmly. After that he looked at the sky and he does victory pose.
Wrath just smiled and said.
Wrath: nice.
Petelgeuse was posing when he heard wrath saying something.
Petelgeuse: you said something?
Wrath: are you ready for the next round?
Petelgeuse stopped posing.
Petelgeuse: YES!
Wrath: we don't need that kind of dummy anymore.
On the field, instead of dummy was standing a humanoid creature.
Wrath: do you see someone over there?
Petelgeuse: yes I see it and it's... human?
Wrath: no, it's still dummy but in human form and you need to-
Wrath didn't ended his words yet when petelgeuse already shooted at the dummy.
Wrath looked at the dummy and said quietly.
Wrath: smartass.
Petelgeuse continued to pose.
Wrath: you really can't show mercy, right?
Petelgeuse: yes!
Wrath: and I like it.
Petelgeuse: what's next?
Wrath: this is the last one for the desert eagle buddy.
Petelgeuse: huh?
Wrath summoned another dummy but in kid's form. It felt like she was alive. When the dummy saw the petelgeuse, tears started to come from her eyes. She started to cry.
Petelgeuse: is she a Dummy or real kid?
Wrath: maybe dummy, maybe kid. Anyway, you need to-
Petelgeuse shot the dummy without hesitation from desert eagle which caused dummy to fall down and turn into his original form.
Wrath: ...I like your mixed seriousness and taste of humor.
Petelgeuse: did we ended it here?
Wrath: without hesitation? Or taking information from her?
Petelgeuse: it was part of the training so I killed her without hesitation.
Wrath: a kid?
Petelgeuse: yes.
Wrath: one last thing.
Petelgeuse: what is it?
Wrath: we need to train your reflexes, reaction and speed.
Petelgeuse: and how will you try to do it?
Wrath smirked and snapped his fingers. After snapping fingers, black circle objects appeared in the air that were moving without stopping.
Petelgeuse: I need to destroy them with bullets?
Wrath: not only destroy, but you need to dodge lasers too.
Petelgeuse: wha-
One of the circle objects shot Laser at the petelgeuse's head but his golden aura protected him so he was unharmed. Even if he was unharmed, little pain could be felt.
Petelgeuse: ouch... now I get it.
Wrath: you need to dodge and destroy that moving objects for 5 minutes. Everytime you get hit by one laser, you'll start over again. I'm gonna watch you.
Petelgeuse: can I use explosion mode or golden hands?
Wrath: no.
Petelgeuse looks at the wrath with mixed expression and then he looks back at the objects.
Petelgeuse: this will be the hardest one in my opinion.
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(With lust)
Lust was sitting on the chair in McDonald's and he was spinning around because he didn't had anything better to do. Lust was just waiting for the rest time. Suddenly lust got an idea. He turned microphone on and said.
Lust: HEY, EVERYONE! HOW'S YOUR DAY? HAVING FUN? IF Y'ALL HAVING FUN SHOW THUMBS UP!
everyone gave thumbs up to lust.
Lust: GREAT! NOW I WAS THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING AND I GOT AN IDEA! ARE YOU ALL INTERESTED?
everyone nodded.
Lust: I HOPE Y'ALL ALREADY KNOW WHAT PAINTBALL IS RIGHT?
most of the customers nodded at the question.
Lust: SO I WAS THINKING, WHY SHOULDN'T WE GIVE A VISIT TO THE KINGDOM OF LUGNICA WITH PAINTBALL WEAPONS?
Customer 2: what are you trying to say?
Lust: IM TRYING TO SAY THAT, LETS RUSH TO THE KINGDOM OF LUGNICA WITH THE PAINTBALL GUNS AND LETS PAINT THEIR CIVILIANS WITH COLORFUL BULLETS!
Customer : why should we do it? We will be in trouble.
Lust: DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT! IF Y'ALL DIE DURING RUSH OR GET CAPTURED, YOU ALL WILL BE RESURRECTED INSTANTLY OR GET TELEPORTED IN THIS MCDONALD'S! or you can just teleport here if you get bored.
Customer: but why should we do that?
Lust: is there anything better to do?
Customer 5: no but-
Lust: winner gets 10 extra unseen hands.
Customer 5: count me in!
Customer 7: count me in too!
After 5 seconds everyone wanted to join in this event.
Customer 2: what are the rules?
Lust: I almost forgot about rules. Thanks for reminder. RULES ARE THESE: 1) ENEMY FROM NOBLE FAMILY GIVES 5 POINTS. 2) THE CANDIDATES OF THE ROYAL ELECTION GIVES 20 POINTS. 3) THE NORMAL KNIGHT GIVES 2 POINTS. 4) THE KNIGHTS OF THE ROYAL CANDIDATES GIVES 10 POINTS. 5) WINNER IS THE ONE WHO GETS MOST OF THE POINTS. 6) IF SOMEONE TRIES TO KILL YOU, INSTEAD OF DYING YOU WILL BE TELEPORTED BACK IN THIS MCDONALD'S. YOU WON'T FEEL ANY PAIN FROM INJURIES, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. 7) WHEN YOU GET BORED, YOU CAN ALWAYS RETURN TO HOME USING TELEPORTATION. 8) YOU CAN ALSO GO BACK TO THE BATTLEFIELD AFTER LOOSING THE GAME! JUST FOR FUN BUT YOU CAN'T GET UNSEEN HANDS IF YOU WIN BECAUSE YOU ALREADY LOST THE GAME. 9) BEING CAPTURED MEANS YOU LOST THE GAME. BEING KILLED MEANS YOU LOST THE GAME.
Customers were excited. They were ready to play this game right now.
Lust: WHAT WILL YOU SAY EVERYONE! SHOULD WE GIVE A LITTLE VISIT TO THE KINGDOM OF THE LUGNICA?
Everyone: YEAH!
lust: (damn even I'm hyped because of this.)
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(Back with wrath and petelgeuse)
It was almost 1 hour. Wrath was looking at petelgeuse who was trying to dodge laser and at the same time destroy objects in the sky for 1 hour. And in the end, petelgeuse managed to dodge lasers and at the same time destroy the flying objects for 5 minutes.
Petelgeuse: FINALLY! I DID IT!
wrath: Yes you did it.
Petelgeuse: I DID IT!
Wrath: yes you did.
After petelgeuse ended his words , he fell on the ground. Wrath looked him with neutral expression and said.
Wrath: stand up, petelgeuse. It's time to train with sniper rifle.
After petelgeuse heard word named sniper rifle, he stood up immediately. Wide and creepy smile could be seen on his face.
Wrath: and it's the perfect time to train with this weapon... It doesn't need that much training tho. All you need to do is being quiet and have a good aim. got it?
Petelgeuse: *nods*
Wrath: look over there. *points at the earth dragons* they are far away right?
Petelgeuse: yeah they are.
Wrath: so look. do you see a people who is sitting there?
Petelgeuse: yeah I see, they are knights and... Kid? What is kid doing there?
Wrath: who cares. All you need to do is to shoot someone with it but at first, let me give you another sniper rifle.
Wrath takes normal sniper rifle from Petelgeuse and he gives him a sniper rifle with sleeping darts.
Wrath: this should do.
Petelgeuse: but why aren't we using normal one?
Wrath: I'm not that extreme like Troll or Insanity, buddy.
Petelgeuse focused on the person who he was about to shoot. He lied down, took sniper rifle and he aimed for the victim.
Silence was 5 seconds long until voice of sniper rifle broke it. The victim suddenly fell down from the earth dragon. Everyone stopped their dragons too. They wanted to see what happened to the victim.
Wrath: nice shot buddy.
Petelgeuse didn't answered back. He knew who he shot so he turned around and posed like a hero with prideful face.
Wrath: why are you posing?
Petelgeuse looks at the wrath and he answers the question while he is still posing.
Petelgeuse: I shot the dart at the kid and it hit him.
Wrath: ...
Wrath was looking at posing petelgeuse for a moment. After that he started to pose with petelgeuse in synchrony.
Soon a random knight came out from the forest and he saw two persons who were posing in sync with prideful face.
Knight: what are you two doing here?
Wrath: we are posing.
Knight: why?
Petelgeuse: I shoot at the kid.
Knight: what did you shoot at the kid?
Petelgeuse: sniper rifle. Sleeping dart. *Says while posing*
Knight: and why?
Wrath: because it was part of training.
Knight looks at left then at right and then he looks at the wrath.
Knight: ...I don't get paid enough for this... *Turns around and walks back in the forest*
Wrath: great job buddy.
Petelgeuse: thanks, buddy.
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(With witches)
Everyone was watching the event with confused and disappointed expressions. Well everyone except for one.
Minerva: so he is so merciless that he could kill a child without hesitation?!
Echidna: they already changed the future which is sad. They are too unpredictable. but their act is interesting. I don't even know what will happens next. That's why I am interested.
Typhoon: that was a little harsh. Why did he even chose kid instead of an adult?
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(With troll and OG(y/n))
Troll: you hear them, buddy?
OG: hear what?
Troll: the feminine voices.
OG: no I can't hear them.
Troll: they are talking about us and one person named Subaru.
OG: and why?
Troll: because... We made (Sans)ational show.
OG: very funny, troll. Very funny.
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(Back with wrath and petelgeuse)
They didn't stopped showing off their prideful faces while posing like they saved the world. Petelgeuse turned at the wrath and asked him.
Petelgeuse: wait... What if they notice us? Or we get caught?
Wrath: remember petelgeuse. The path of inner peace begins with four words. "Not my fucking problem."
Petelgeuse: let's just act like nothing happened.
Wrath: agree.
Silence between them was continuing for 5 seconds.
Petelgeuse: the nature is truly beautiful.
They were looking from the mountain at the knights who were trying to wake up the sleeping boy.
Wrath: I agree about that too. The nature is awesome.
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