(a/n: this chapter is NOT meant to offend anyone, please take it as a joke, bec what else is a bigger joke than my life choices)
Me:
Guys T_T
Y'all know Ryan Reynolds? T_T
Felix:
YES YES I DOOO :DD
THAT TALENTED MAN AHHH
Me:
IFKR MDHSHSJSJSB
WHY DO I HAVE THE BIGGEST BRO CRUSH ON HIM
Seungmin:
"Bro crush"
I see you've been in this groupchat for too long
Your vocab is changing
Minho:
OR
He's just learning a lot from Shakespeare
Hyunjin:
Why art Shakespeareth
NO ACTUALLY WHY
Minho:
Bec Shakespeare created a shitload of words we have in our dictionary rn, genius
Like uncomfortable, which you always make me
Jisung:
Wow
The intelligence makes you sexc
Jeongin:
Ew feelings
Changbin:
I found smth, people
Me:
RYAN REYNOLDS 😩😩
Changbin:
YAH CHAN CONTROL YOUR EMOTIONS
THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THIS GC
Felix:
*Pointedly looks at Jeongin*
Jisung:
How do you pointedly look at someone like are you a cone with a pointed tip-
No wait that's changbin
Changbin:
EVERY TIME
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
Hyunjin:
YAH CHANGBIN CONTROL YOUR EMOTIONS
THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THIS GC
Minho:
I never thought I'd say this
But Hyunjin
I'm low-key proud of you
Hyunjin:
ZE GASP
DID YOU JUST-
Minho:
I take it back
I TAKE IT BACK!!
Me:
R Y A N
PLEASE I'D DO ANYTHING TO BE HIS BRO CRUSH TOO
Seungmin:
Why is Chan yelling?
Is he okay?
Chan, what did you eat today?
Me:
I did have some brownies
Eating them, I felt so good
Like I was on cloud 9
Literally so free and happy
Then I realised that there was no pot in the brownies
They were just so good
Felix:
Harry Styles who?
Jisung:
Lmao he thought he could quote a legend and not get caught by our GenZ icon
Changbin:
ANYWAYS
I FOUND SMTH
It's some Indian music
Minho:
Oh? Is it good?
Changbin:
Yeah most of it was good af
But then I found this
It's called Zeher Hai Ke Pyaar Hai Tera Chumma
Hyunjin:
WHAT IS THIS
WHY IS HE DANCING LIKE THAT OH GOFHDKSISKSKSKSS
Minho:
He beat Michael Jackson oh wow
Jisung:
I tried to translate the title
It says
Is your kiss a poison or love
And I'm-
C'mon Minho let's try
Minho:
Sorry bye
Jeongin:
I was trying to keep it low but I found some song too
It's called ABBG TPOG
Me:
What
Is
Happening
In that video
Felix:
Aww that's such a happy family video :(((
Seungmin:
Do you understand what's happening in it?
Felix:
No
Changbin:
Understandable
Jeongin:
You want another one?
Hyunjin:
*breathes in, breathes out*
YESN'T
Jeongin:
Minho:
Is that sex dance or wha...?
Jisung:
Sexc
Felix:
NO
But those are elite songs
Like only people with elite taste can like them
Jisung:
Okay but Indian food tho
It's the best
Changbin:
Oh damn you made me hungry
Hyunjin:
THIS IS WHY I SHOULD EAT UNTIL IM BLOATED
I CANNOT FEEL HUNGRY THEN
Minho:
I mean, logic
Me:
MY RYAN WE WERE TALKING ABOUT MY RYAN
Seen
(a/n: ISTG IM INDIAN AND I DO *NOT* INTEND TO OFFEND OR MAKE FUN OF ANYONE OR ANYTHING, IT'S JUST TOO FUNNY SOMETIMES I CANNOT-
:D
Did you like it? Are you happy now, Sam? XDDD
Thanks for reading! I love you!)