After only of couple of days after the successful kidnapping, Blitzø tried to at least show the prince some hospitality. But the prince was refusing to accept anything.
"I don't want anything you give me, imp! Let me go!" Stolas pulled at the restraints that held his wrists together.
"Look bitch, you gotta eat. Just enough to be alive by the time my dad gets here." Blitzø sighed.
"Your father? Who is your father?"
Blitzø sat the food to the side. "Who is my dad? Only the GREATEST criminal in all of hell!"
Stolas looked in confusion but slowly nodded. "Uh huh...so he got you to kidnap me?"
"No. I willingly did. To prove him wrong...he thinks that I could never be a great criminal like him. But who the hell am I kidding? I kidnapped Prince Stolas! He's tied on my bed! I am a great criminal!"
Stolas wiggled slightly. This imp was insane! A competition to be the better criminal?! This was absurd! He HAD to get out of here! But how? His powers are gone, he's extremely weak and his body is tied to a bed. A rather small and uncomfortable bed if you asked him. But his thoughts were interrupted by the sound of the front door slamming open with such force that the walls shook.
"Blitz! I don't believe this bullshit! You didn't kidnap him!"
Blitzø smiled proudly. "Oh, but I did!"
A taller, more muscular imp walked in. Stolas recognized the large scar across his eye immediately.
"You! You're the imp that constantly robs innocent people!"
"And you're the weakest link. The names Scar." He walked over to the prince. "You did good, son. Now, hand me my gun."
Blitzø looked at his father in confusion. "Wait what? Why?"
"To kill this rich prick." Scar looked at his son. "What? Are you scared?"
"N-no! It's just...do we have to kill him?" Blitzø looked over at the terrified prince. "Can't we just let him go?"
"And let him rat us out? Are you fucking retarded? Yeah you kidnapped him but I can still one up you by killing him." Scar grinned as he loaded his gun with bright white bullets.
Blitzø's eyes widened. Holy bullets. He was going to kill the prince off.
"Dad, hold on! He has a family! A kid! You can't just kill him!"
"Watch me." Scar aimed the gun to the trembling owl's head. "Say goodnight, Stolas."
Stolas closed his eyes tightly, trembling violently as tears fell down his face.
"Wait! Shouldn't you get the camera from the attic? You wanna record this don't you?" Blitzø said.
Scar rubbed his chin. "Damn, you're right. Watch him. I'll be back."
The moment his father left the room, Blitzø rushed to untie the prince.
Stolas looked in confusion, his eyes still stained with tears.
"Stop crying. Come on." Blitzø groaned, picking up the prince one more. "We're getting the hell out of here."
Stolas didn't protest. He just allowed the imp to carry him to that van. He was far too tired to attempt to care where he was going.
Blitzø got in the front seat and stomped on the gas. "I was supposed to impress my dad. No. He decided to go and try to be better than me of course."
"Imp?"
The soft voice startled Blitzø. He looked in the mirror.
"Why didn't you allow your father to kill me?"
"Because that wasn't apart of the plan. I was supposed to kidnap you and that's it. My dad is full of blood lust. Besides, you do have a family....I don't know I just couldn't let him kill you." Blitzø sighed. "And my name isn't imp, it's Blitz."
Stolas hummed. "Thank you, Blitz."
Blitzø shuddered at the prince's gentle yet elegant voice saying his name. "Y-yeah, yeah. Never mention it. Just lay low."
Stolas sat up and looked out of the front seat windows. He was actually amazed. Everyone was so...different. There were children playing in the park, parents watching affectively, imps walking their pets, hellhounds having a block party and even hotdog stands!
"Stolas!" Blitzø shouted, startling the prince and making him fall backwards. "I said lay low!"
Stolas rubbed his head. "Ow.."
"Don't make me tape you to the fucking floor. Now sit back and if ANYONE sees you, I'm personally fucking you up. Am I clear?" Blitzø glared at the owl.
Stolas looked at him in shock. No one has ever boldly spoken to him like that before. It's...it's kind of scary honestly.
"STOLAS!"
The owl looked at the imp.
"Are you fucking deaf now?! Did you hear a word I said?!"
"Yes, I heard you." Stolas muttered.
"I'll deal with your stubborn ass when we're at my place." Blitzø said.
Stolas sighed. "Imp- uh.. I mean Blitz. Can you please let me go back home? I promise I won't tell anyone who you are."
"The fuck do you take me for? Just because I'm not as rich as you doesn't mean that I'm not smart as the average being."
"But-"
"You're not going back. So shut up and enjoy the ride."
Stolas huffed. "Please?"
"No."
"Pretty please?"
"No."
"Pretty please with a cherry on top?"
"Don't make me tape that fucking beak again." Blitzø warned and that seemed to make Stolas sighed in defeat.
Later that day, Blitzø was ready to scream. Stolas had been singing loudly for a literal hour and it was driving him mad. I mean, he could definitely sing. It was the same repetitive song over and over again.
Blitzø grabbed the princes' face. "Sing that song one more time and I'll fuck you so hard, you'll forget your name."
Stolas turned his head in disgust. "You're disgusting."
"And you're one fine, annoying fucker. You act as if you need a proper dicking." Blitzø smirked, running his hand along the princes' thigh.
Stolas slapped his hand away. "Don't touch me, imp."
Blitzø grabbed his thin wrists. "I told you what my name is, bitch. How bout I make you scream it?"
"As if." Stolas crossed his leg. "Pervert."
Blitzø chuckled at the princes' stubbornness. "You definitely need dick. I guarantee that I'll make you crazy about it."
"Highly unlikely."
"Blitz, I'm going to the m-..." Loona froze as her eyes locked with the princes'. "....What did you do. Why is the prince here?"
Blitzø let go of his wrists. "Nothing. I kidnapped him and took him to your grandpa, but he tried to kill him so I brought him here. And he should be thanking me by riding me."
Stolas rolled his eyes. "Not happening."
"How the FUCK did you manage to kidnap him?! AND LIVE?"
"He stripped my magic after poisoning me." Stolas said. "Hell hound, call the police and I'll pay you handsomely."
"Hm..."
"I'll leave you alone for a year if you don't." Blitzø said.
That immediately won her over. "Deal. Sorry your highness." She walked out of the door. "Going to the mall, Blitz!"
"Be safe dear!" Blitzø waved. He turned his attention to the prince.
Stolas glared at the imp. "Don't you da-"
Before he could finish, he was pinned to the couch and kissed all over by a very excited imp.
A/N:
Nobody:
No one at all:
Blitzø: *Assaults Stolas's face with kisses*