(third pow)
Insanity was starring at half elf for 5 seconds. After that puck came out from crystal that Emilia was wearing.
When he saw insanity, he felt danger. Puck looked at Emilia and asked her.
Puck: Lia? What is happening here?
Emilia: hello puck. I were walking at royal election and saw y/n. He is good at using weapons too so I asked him to be my knight for a short time.
She said with warm smile but insanity didn't cared about smiles.
Puck: Lia, listen here. Don't take him with you.
Emilia: but why?
Puck: I felt massive malicious and murderous intent from him.
After hearing this, Emilia looked at insanity with worried face.
Emilia: is it true y/n?
But insanity didn't answered the question.
Emilia: answer me y/n, please.
No answer was heard from insanity. He was only starring at the half elf and little spirit.
Puck suddenly summoned ice shards near insanity.
Puck: answer my question y/n. why do you want to kill somebody right now? And especially why do you want to kill Emilia?
Emilia: w-what?
Insanity turned around and saw the ice icicles around him.
Insanity: this is the start of everything...
Puck: you seem to be not scared of death.
Emilia: puck don't! We can talk about this!
Insanity immediately summoned the portal and took something from it. After that he charged at Emilia when puck was distracted. It was clearly to see that insanity wanted to kill her in one blow.
Puck noticed it and tried to create barrier.
Puck: did you really thought that you could kill-
Buy everything was changed before he swinged his axe at Emilia. instead of weapon there was just hand.
Troll: we didn't even do handshake little half elf.
Puck: what? All malicious intent disappeared instantly? What is happening?
Emilia: puck it's just a handshake nothing else.
Troll: so? Let's start over. You want me to be your knight for the royal election am I right?
Emilia: yes you are right.
Troll: and you called me y/n right?
Emilia: isn't that your name.
Troll: oh yes it is. That's my name but we have our nicknames half elf.
Emilia: we?
Troll: nevermind. So when is election starting?
Emilia: it's will start soon. So we need to hurry.
Troll looked at the little spirit with smile.
Troll: it seems like your spirit don't likes me and he is confused.
Puck: but how? Where is your malicious intent?
Troll: malicious? What is that? Hahah. That was funny little one, you have a good sense of humor.
Puck: but that wasn't humor.
Troll: we need to get rid of this ice icicles or else someone might get hurt.
Puck: ...
But puck didn't make them disappear he was still think that this person was suspicious.
Troll: I'll do it for you then, little spirit.
Troll clapped his hands and ice icicles instantly turned into a crows that flew away.
Puck: wha?
Troll: satisfied? I don't think so. that birds can kill someone! Hahahahahah!
Emilia: we don't have time for this we need to-
???: That was veeery impressive y/n.
Person who looked like clown approached troll while he was clapping his hands.
Troll: uhh who are you? You look like high class clowns.
???: It huuurts when you call me the clown. You know that.
Troll: so who are you? Oh wait are you the owner of mansion?
???: Well yes. You know that tooooo.
Troll: clown mansion?
???: Huh?
Troll: just kidding ma'am.
???: Ma'am?
Troll: HAHAHHAHHAHAH!
Emilia: you are little weird today y/n.
Troll: I'm weird? No... I'm just different.
Puck: something's wrong here.
(Timeskip. At the building of royal election.)
Troll: so this is the building where royal election will begin...
Emilia: yes it is.
Troll: what a small building.
Emilia: you meant big right?
Troll: yeah, yeah big... Very big. I mean opposite of big. Hahahah!
Roswaal: can you pleeeease be quiet y/n?
Troll: Silence is the thing that makes people laugh the most. Do you know that?
Roswaal: uh no?
Troll: wait...
There was complete silence around them. Nobody was making a little noise. 15 seconds have been passed in silence. That was the moment when troll started to laugh without reason.
Troll: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Emilia: what's wrong y/n?
Troll: I don't know, look at him and he will answer. *Points at roswaal*
Emilia looked at roswaal and saw that he was chuckling a little.
Roswaal: oh sorry, it's silence's fault.
Troll suddenly had something in mind. He wanted to ask this at roswaal.
Troll: hey roswaal.
Roswaal: what is it?
Troll: when will you make pink donut?
Roswaal: pink what?
Troll: nevermind. All I know is that... it will happen in someday. HahahahHahahah!
(From inside of building)
Knight1: what is happening outside?
Knight 3: I don't know but there is someone who is mentally not okay.
Everyone were confused, they didn't knew who was laughing out there. There were only 2 person who tried to recognize the voice.
(Back to troll)
Emilia: let's go inside, they are waiting for us.
Troll: you can go, I will appear there later.
Emilia: but why not now.
Troll had wide smile.
Troll: let's just say little half elf... I'm about to do a little trolling.
Emilia: no you are coming with us like a normal knight.
Roswaal: but problem is that, you don't have clothes that is for knight.
Troll: what are you talking about ma'am?
Roswaal: I'm not ma'am y/n. Wait what?
Emilia: y/n?
Puck: uhh y/n? What costume is that?
They looked at me and saw that my clothes changed instantly into a crusader knights armor.
Troll: I'm crusader knight! DEUS VULT!!!
Emilia: but this isn't what royal knights weari-
Troll: I SAID DEUS VULT!!!
puck: but this isn't-
Troll: DEUS VULT!!!
Roswaal: you look funny y/n.
Troll: did you say something about our lord?
Roswaal: no, I mean about your outfit.
Troll: this is not funny outfit. This is CRUSADER OUTFIT!.
insanity: (what are you doing troll)
Troll: (DEUS VULT insanity)
Insanity: (DEUS VULT!)
(From inside of the building.)
Knight 4: uhh some weird guy is screaming deus vult from outside. What does that even means?
Knight 5: I don't know. Poor guy maybe he needs help.
2 person in there almost recognized the voice. That 2 person were, one of candidate of royal election Anastasia hoshin and her knight Julius juukulius.
Anastasia: is it him? No. voices are little different.
Julius: ...
One of sage council stood up and walked outside. He wanted to see what was happening out there.
When he walked out from building, he saw the half elf, owner of roswaal's mansion and some guy who was screaming "deus vult" in front of half elf.
Bordeaux: oh half devil is here.
Troll turned around and saw old man. He pointed his sword at the old man and said to him.
Troll: devil!? Where!?
Bordeaux: I'm talking about that half devil over there *points at Emilia*
Troll looks at Emilia once more. he sees Emilia's sad face but he didn't cared about it. He turned back to old man and asked him annoyed.
Troll: do I look like a joke to you?
Bordeaux: what are you talking about boy?
Troll: here is no trace of devil...
Bordeaux: who are you anywa-
Troll: *poses like a true knight* I AM THAT GIRLS KNIGHT! *points at Emilia*
Bordeaux: is that true?
Emilia just nodded at question.
Bordeaux: that is not what royal knight are wearing.
Troll: say that to crusader once again old man. I dare you...
Bordeaux: *sigh* well let's walk inside. everyone is waiting for you all.
Before they went inside, troll took off his mask and said.
Troll: hey old man.
Bordeaux: what is it boy?
Troll: nice eyebrows. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
After that he put his mask back on.
When they walked inside, everyone was looking at half elf but soon everyone started to watch the knight who was wearing weird clothes.
Troll: DEUS VULT BROTHERS AND SISTERS!
Knight2: Deus what?
Knight3: who is he anyway?
Emilia: y/n please be quiet.
Troll: as a crusader knight, I must say that I won't be quiet.
Emilia: *sigh* I'm saying this because you might embarrass me.
Troll: okay.
Emilia: and you are okay with it?
Troll: nothing is embarrassing when you are on our lord's side.
Emilia: please just be quiet, nothing more.
Troll: ...
Knight 6: finally, they stopped talking.
Troll heard that but ignored it. he was crusader knight after all.
Knight 4: he has weird sword.
Troll still ignored that comment.
Knight 2: that is a weird shape on his clothes. What does that means?
Knight 9: I don't know. All I know is that what he is taking all of us as a joke.
Troll couldn't ignore that comment anymore.
Troll: may god save your little sinful souls.
Knights were quiet.
Miklotov: let's start the election shall we?
Troll: finally.
Some time has passed. Some of them were being racist towards Emilia. Troll just stood calmly like he was waiting something. One of them said.
Random knight: who even would choose that half devil as a ruler of lugnica!
Troll turned at the knight and said.
Troll: who the fuck made you in this world?
Random knight: how dare you say something like this to my mother!
Troll: so you don't have a father?
Random knight: how dar-
Troll: don't worry my child. I, the great one and only crusader knight will be your father! Be honored!
Random knight: are you kidding me right now?
Troll: yes. HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT THAT KNIGHT HE DOES NOT HAVE FATHER!
random knight: damn you!
Troll: oh yeah kid do you remember when you pooped yourself in your dream?
Random knight: don't you dare say that to public...
Troll: don't worry I won't.
Random knight: phew.
Troll: but I will.
Random knight: what!?
Troll: HEY EVERYONE, HE EVEN POOPED HIMSELF IN HIS DREAM!
Some of crowds started to chuckle but most of them were silent.
Knight 8: are you making fun of us, knights?
Troll: knights? It's hard to say that you all are knights. You all more look like a cringe 15 years old cosplayers who are trying to look like a cool knights. If I could I would put you all in YouTube videos. It would be viral. Like a giga viral.
one of royal knights looked surprised. It was knight of priscilia the one from candidates of royal election. Troll noticed the surprised face of the knight and he approached him.
Troll: I know that face. It's the face of someone who knows what's going on.
Aldebaran: are you a... Crusader knight?
Troll: yes, I am!
Emilia: y/n?
Troll ignored Emilia, he was having fun with Aldebaran.
Troll: you aren't from this world right?
Aldebaran: so are you...
Troll: what a coincidence.
Emilia: Y/N!!!
Troll still didn't listened to Emilia. He is taking with aldebaran.
Troll: you know the history of holy crusaders?
Aldebaran: yes, of course I know it bro.
Troll: DEUS VULT!
Aldebaran: DEUS VULT!
After that troll was quiet. Everyone was happy because troll stopped talking.
Right now royal candidates were saying their wishes about what they want. First was was Priscillia. When she stated her selfish wish, troll suddenly said.
Troll: may your wish never become true! Witch!
Priscillia: who dares!
Troll: you! Witch! Who would pick you as a ruler of lugnica? You are hopeless!
Priscillia: and who are you commoner to talk to me like that?
Troll: *poses again as a true knight* I AM A HOLY CRUSADER KNIGHT WHO SERVES OUR LORD! WHO FIGHTS FOR OUR LORD AND WHO DIES FOR OUR LORD!
Aldebaran: bro that was epic but please be quiet.
Troll: don't worry young knight. I, as a knight must protect the land from the witches like her!
Priscillia: you are annoying commoner.
Troll: I might be a commoner but I am commoner like other knights. I AM KNIGHT MYSELF. unlike this cosplayers over there *points at the other knights* and that cosplayer with purple hair *points at Julius*.
Julius was annoyed, he didn't knew what does that word cosplayer means but it still irritated him. Troll approached him and gave him a medal where was written "best cosplayer of the year".
Julius: what is that?
Troll: congrats you are the best cosplayer. You look like a protagonist knight from fantasy world more than those side characters over there. *Again points at the other knights*.
Once again troll was quiet.
Second one who stated her desire was one of candidates named Anastasia. Her wish was almost as selfish as previous one. That girl was the greedy one. She said that nothing can satisfy her. She just wants more.
Troll just like a true knight stood up and said.
Troll: may your wish never become true! Pig!
Anastasia: huh? What was that right now?
Troll: that was desire of the pig! You are greedy witch!
Anastasia: but I am not witch.
Troll: do you use magic?
Anastasia: well yes but-
Troll: THEN YOU ARE WITCH!
Julius was about to draw his sword but Anastasia stopped him.
Anastasia: don't, Julius. He isn't worth of our time.
Julius sighed and put back his sword.
Troll: yeah just like when you two weren't worth of wraths time.
Insanity: (I'm having fun right now.)
Troll: (same)
Insanity: (you are rarely serious.)
Troll: (when I turn myself into a different character, I act like a different character but that doesn't mean that I'll stop torturing them.)
Anastasia and Julius ignored trolls rude comment.
Next was the green haired one named crusch. Her desires was funny for troll, he almost laughed his ass off. He was trying to hold his laughter.
Crusch: did I said something funny?
Troll: actually yes. I mean that desire was funny but what you did before the election was even more funnier so your past acts mixed with your desire right now. It makes your desires funny.
Felix: I think you know who are you talking to.
Troll: oh yes I know. I'm talking to that stewardess *points finger at crusch*
Aldebaran was trying to hold his laughter.
Troll: hello? Mrs. Stewardess? Here is my ticket of airplane. Now where is it?
Crusch: if you are joking around I suggest you to leave.
Trolls face turns into a fake neutral one.
Troll: says the one who has rule 34 arts.
Felix: I can't take this anymore! Crusch-sama please let me just-
Crusch: no, this is not place for fight Felix.
Troll: that's right kids. Do you know what is difference between you all and me?
Random knight: difference is that, you are just a joke!
Troll: the difference between us is that, you all are just a cosplayers. Even this guy who owns the clown mansion is the cosplayer with some magic tricks. Oops I forgot something.
Troll approached roswaal and troll gave him a diamond medal where was written "best clown of the year".
Troll: what I was saying? Oh yeah I remember now. Unlike you all, side characters, I can do whatever I want to do!
Emilia: y/n stop.
Troll: once I was fighting mongols! That was the true battle between men. There was not a single trace of magic! Ah a good old times.
Emilia: y/n!
Troll: we were fighting without magic! Like a true knights unlike you all.
Emilia: Y/N!
Troll: see? That what I'm talking about kids. I can make the royal candidate angry.
Emilia: Y/N STOP!
Troll: DEUS VULT!
And lastly there was Emilia's time to state her desires. To be honest, her desires weren't that bad. It reminded me of communism.
Troll got an idea. He suddenly reversed time and he summoned dynamics.
Miklotov: what Is that and how did you do it?
Troll: just continue your speech ma'am.
Miklotov just sighed and was waiting for Emilia to state her desire.
Before Emilia started to talk about her wishes, troll turned on the dynamics and soviot union hymn started to play.
Emilia: huh?
Everyone else was confused too. They saw this creation for the first time.
Troll: continue your speech little half elf. Just ignore the music.
She continued her speech but now with Soviet union hymn.
Troll and Aldebaran were laughing together. They couldn't hold it anymore.
After that everyone started to insult Emilia. At that moment troll just like a true knight, stood up and said without reason.
Troll: come on you fake knights fight me! You don't even have guts to scratch me! Weaklings!
Troll said this words while he was holding his laughter.
Insanity: (when will you get your original personality back?)
Troll: (when my mask falls off. That's the moment when the holy knight turns into unholy creature.)
Insanity: (understandable)
Miklotov: y/n please leave this place.
Troll: oh? And why? This kid is still here.
Emilia: y/n just leave!
Insanity: (trust her, something funny will happen, I feel that)
Troll: (alright but only because you asked me to)
Emilia: y/n!!!
Troll just turned around and walked outside.
(Timeskip)
Troll was sitting on the chair with holy crusader knight armor. He was talking with Reinhard about holy crusaders and their wars untill Julius came into the room.
Troll: oh our best protagonist cosplayer is here. So what do you want here?
Julius: I'm sorry that I interrupted your talk. You asked me that what do I want here right?
Troll: as a holy crusader I approve your speech.
Julius: follow me.
(Later)
Troll was following Julius and they ended up in arena. Crowd was on their seats. They all were cheering for Julius. Troll was just standing on the place like and idiot so he decided to do some knight pose.
Insanity: (troll!)
Troll: (huh?)
Insanity: (it's a duel!)
Troll: (wait you serious?)
Insanity: (yes 100%)
Troll: ...
Insanity: (switch!)
Troll: (no insanity, as I know you will do your instakill thing.)
Insanity: (... Then what will you do)
Troll: I will fight like a professional crusader knight.
Julius threw one of wooden swords at me, and he said.
Julius: pick it up y/n.
Troll: are you baby? Why wooden sword? Fight with real one cosplayer!
Troll took out one metal sword from the thin air and threw it at Julius.
Julius: you seem to be an arrogant one.
Troll: not arrogant but a pure blooded knight.
Insanity: (more like pure blooded unholy creature)
Troll: (I'm not troll yet. I'm crusader knight!)
Julius instead of the metal sword that I threw at his feet he took his own sword.
Troll: now we are talking, you grew up kid Julius.
Julius: you insulted us, knights for no reason. Not only that but you insulted every candidate of royal election including emilia-sama, your lady.
Troll: what's with the sama thing. Use the word LORD or something like that.
Julius: for that you deserve a death penalty!
Y/n: go on little knight!
Troll looked around and saw that everyone was cheering for the Julius. Troll, I mean crusader knight was standing there waiting for the battle to start. They both were ready for fight. Julius was in another stance of swordsmen. Troll just had first sword in his left hand and second sword in his right hand. Once again they both were ready for battle.
THE BATTLE HAS STARTED!
Julius: consider this as a punishment y/n.
Troll: DEUS VULT!!!
Troll charged at the Julius with his two sword. Julius did the same.
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