I amagine his voice is soft and squeaky and his english is shit but he can talk perfect German
Blob Dream: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
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Blob Dream: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.
Blob Dream: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'
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Puffy: Aww, that lil' guy is so cute! I wnder what he's litsening to...
Blob Dream: *Blasting heavy death metal*
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Someone: We have him.
Puffy: Who?
Someone: Your blob friend.
Puffy: oh.
Someone: ...'oh?'
Puffy: Yeah, you don't have him, he has you. Good luck. [Hangs up]
_-_NEXT_-_
*on the phone*
Sapnap: Sir, your under arrest
Blob Dream: Oh, wow, how could you tell.
Sapnap: I was gonna say it's illegal to be that cute
Sapnap: but now I'm curious
Blob Dream: Aggravated Assult
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Blob Dream: They stole from me first!
Puffy: Mhm.
Blob Dream: Stole my heart...
George: It is still illegal to commit murder.
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Blob Dream: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Puffy: Wasn't George with you?
George: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Blob Dream: George, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
George: Well of course I have.
George: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
George: It's boring.
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George: You're right.
Blob Dream: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
_-_NEXT_-_
George: How do I deal with my enemies?
Blob Dream: Kill them
George: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Blob Dream: Kill them only a little?