my future wife <3
Me:
hey, lu :p
THE LOML 👩❤️💋👩💖🏳️🌈:
hello, gin :)
Me:
you're definitely coming to the gryffindor party, right?
THE LOML 👩❤️💋👩💖🏳️🌈:
ofc
why?
Me:
well, i was wondering if you would like to go with me :)
yk like a plus one
THE LOML 👩❤️💋👩💖🏳️🌈:
i'd love to <3
Me:
i'll meet you at the ravenclaw common room at six ;)
Fellow Bisexual Bitch :)
HAZZA P 💅:
BITCH I SEE U WALKING IN WITH LUNA
DID U ASK HER OUT
Me:
i was feeling bold 💪
HAZZA P 💅:
DAMN BITCH
Me:
ur with malfoy, right?
HAZZA P 💅:
ofc
why?
Me:
bc that means zabini is there
and parkinson
which means hermione and ron are close
HAZZA P 💅:
ginny
ron and blaise aren't here 😭
Me:
MF DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ⁉️
HAZZA P 💅:
WHAT
Me:
RON IS GETTING FUCKED BY BLAISE FUCKING ZABINI
HAZZA P 💅:
NO
WHERE
Me:
YOU THINK I FUCKING KNOW?
PROBABLY IN A BROOM CLOSET OR SMTH💀
HAZZA P 💅:
BYE 😭
THE GC NEEDS TO HEAR THIS SHIT
SUICIDE SQUAD 😩✌️:
HAZZA P 💅:
Y'ALL RON IS HAVING FUN TIMES WITH BLAISE RN
My Ride Or Die 😩:
LMFAOOOOO
Nev 💕:
WHAT
PLEASE
THE LOML 👩❤️💋👩💖🏳️🌈
he's exploring his sexual desires with men
Me:
THATS EXACTLY WHAT THAT MF IS DOING RN
HAZZA P 💅:
What.
What.
What.
What.
What.
What.
What.
What.
What.
Nev 💕:
PLS IS THIS MALFOY?
HAZZA P 💅:
Yes it is, Longbottom
I did not need to know that Blaise and The Weasel are having gay sex
My Ride Or Die 😩:
you know all about that, don't you, draco?
you have gay sex with potter every time you see each other
also, this is parkinson here
Me:
NOOOO
HARRY WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US
Nev 💕:
HARRY YOU TRAITOR
THE LOML 👩❤️💋👩💖🏳️🌈:
you know you can tell us anything harry :(
HAZZA P 💅:
IM SORRY
I SWORE TO DRACO I WOULDNT SAY SHIT
Nev 💕:
Me:
LMFAOOOO
HAZZA P 💅:
PLS 😭
HAZZA P 💅:
SEAMUS IS CHUGGING THE MF FIREWHISKEY
Nev 💕:
THIS NIGHT FINNA BE WILD 😭
- one hour later -
HAZZA P 💅:
BITCHES
My Ride Or Die 😩:
what's up
-Parkinson
Nev 💕:
any tea, Harry?
HAZZA P 💅:
YES
FIRST : RON AND BLAISE HAVE BEEN GONE FOR LIKE AN HOUR AND A HALF
Nev 💕:
BYE 😭😭
My Ride Or Die 😩:
WHAT???
-Hermione
HAZZA P 💅:
SECOND : LOOK AT THE COUCH
GINNY AND LUNA LOOK PRETTY MF CLOSE
Nev 💕:
DAMNNNN
My Ride Or Die 😩:
ABAUANSKANSKSN
THEIR THIGHS ARE TOUCHING!
AND THEIR HANDS ARE LIKE REALLY CLOSE!
AND THEYRE LEANING CLOSE TO EACH OTHER
CAN THESE HOES JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY?
-Hermione
Nev 💕:
COULD CUT THE SEXUAL TENSION WITH A KNIFE
HAZZA P 💅:
FR
My Ride Or Die 😩:
COME ON WEASLEY
MAKE A FUCKING MOVE
-parkinson
HAZZA P 💅:
They're legit oblivious to the party 💀
Nev 💕:
MALFOY?
U IN THIS CONVO ?
HAZZA P 💅:
Yes
My Ride Or Die 😩:
SHSJAOSNAJAJ
LOOK AT THEM
UGH SO ADORABLE
-parkinson
Nev 💕:
AWWW
THEYRE LAUGHING
HAZZA P 💅:
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
OMG
OMG
OMG
OMG
OMG
OMG
OMG
OMG
AHSOANSOAKSOSN
Nev 💕:
THEIR HANDS ARE TOUCHING Y'ALL
My Ride Or Die 😩:
YESSSSSS!
WAIT THEY STOPPED LAUGHING!
THEY'RE JUST STARING AT EACH OTHER!
-Hermione
HAZZA P 💅:
Quite adorable
Tell the Weaslette to kiss her
Nev 💕:
WAIT I DONT WANNA RUIN THE MOMENT THO
My Ride Or Die 😩:
well weasley better make her move 🤨
never seen this bitch more nervous than with lovegood
-parkinson
Nev 💕:
fr tho
(this is hannah here)
HAZZA P 💅:
HANNAH?
Nev 💕:
that's me ;)
HAZZA P 💅:
mf who kissed neville longbottom before going to detention ?
literal fucking icon 💅
Nev 💕:
mf who killed you know who ?
baddest bitch i've ever met
HAZZA P 💅:
aw, stawp you're making me blush
Nev 💕:
;)
My Ride Or Die 😩:
why did this mf look away
-parkinson
Nev 💕:
she shies around luna
(neville btw)
HAZZA P 💅:
Well tell her to stop being shy
My Ride Or Die 😩:
ginny's checking her phone?
-parkinson
UNKNOWN NUMBER
Unknown:
Weasley
Make a move
Me:
who are u 💀
Unknown:
It's Malfoy
And you're being a bitch
Make a move
Me:
im always a bitch 🥱
Unknown:
Do it
Me:
fine
dick
SUICIDE SQUAD 😩✌️:
Nev 💕:
k they're talking again
(nev again)
My Ride Or Die 😩:
Good.
-Hermione
HAZZA P 💅:
Thank me later
Nev 💕:
harry or malfoy?
HAZZA P 💅:
Malfoy
She just needed a little push, that's all
My Ride Or Die 😩:
drraco, what did u say 😑
-parkinson
HAZZA P 💅:
Just told her to make a move
And called her a bitch
To be fair she called me a dick
My Ride Or Die 😩:
bc u are one 😭
-parkinson
HAZZA P 💅:
Stfu
My Ride Or Die 😩:
no u
-parkinson
Nev 💕:
WHORES LOOK
HAZZA P 💅:
WHAT IS IT NEV
My Ride Or Die 😩:
GINNY IS BRUSHING THE HAIR FROM HER FACEEEEEHSJSJASJSJ
-PARKINSON BITCHEZZZZ
HAZZA P 💅:
Small but subtle
Nice one, Weasley
My Ride Or Die 😩:
YESSSSSS!
-ITS HERMIONE
Nev 💕:
LUNA IS SO IN LOVE
HAZZA P 💅:
MFS ARE WHIPPEDDDDDD
My Ride Or Die 😩:
THE FUCKING TENSION THEY HAVEEEEEE
-PARKINSONNNNN
HAZZA P 💅:
GINNY LOOKS LIKE SHES STARING AT A GODDESS
Nev 💕:
BC SHE IS
HAZZA P 💅:
Mhm, waiting for u guys to thank me
My Ride Or Die 😩:
THANKS DRACOOOOOO
-PARKINSON
Nev 💕:
THANK YOU MALFOY
My Ride Or Die 😩:
THANK YOUUUUU
-HERMIONEEEEEE
HAZZA P 💅:
THIS IS SO GAYYYY
Nev 💕:
SHAJAJAKSJSOSN
My Ride Or Die 😩:
ABHHHSNSJSNSK
-BOTH OF US
Nev 💕:
SHIT WENT WELL
My Ride Or Die 😩:
NOW LETS ALL GET BLACKOUT FUCKING DRUNK
-PARKINSON
HAZZA P 💅:
HANG ON LEMME DELETE THIS SO GINNY AND LUNA DONT SEE 😭
Nev 💕:
LMFAOOOO
Author's note:
Guys, I'm in love with Hannah
CAN SOMEONE PLS WRITE A HANNAH FIC FOR ME