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Guy Who Wants to Bang My Brother

Pansexual Hoe:
where's ron at rn
he says he needs my help rn
and now he's not answering me 😐
potter and granger are hanging out with pansy and draco
longbottom is mia
lovegood is who knows where
so that leaves me with you

Me:
you're obsessed with him
it's not even a joke anymore 💀

Pansexual Hoe:
never said I was joking bitch 🖕

Me:
i can't deal with you anymore

Pansexual Hoe:
hey this is your future brother-in-law that you're taking to hoe 😒

Me:
💀
he's probably in the common room
training for quidditch maybe?
i have no idea

Pansexual Hoe:
☹️

Me:
of ik where he is, i'll tell u

Pansexual Hoe:
thx ginny

SUICIDE SQUAD 😩✌️:

Fucking Shithead 😐:
BITCHES DO YK WHERE BLAISE IS

My Ride Or Die 😩:
He went looking for you.

THE LOML 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💖🏳️‍🌈:
i have not seen him

HAZZA P 💅:
he was legit just with us and he said he was gonna go find u 😭

Me:
he was asking me where u are

Fucking Shithead 😐:
k hang on
don't come in my dorm guys

Me:
just threw up on the floor

HAZZA P 💅:
Good luck with ur fuck buddy mate 😭

My Ride Or Die 😩:
LMAOOOOO

Nev 💕:
IM BACK
i was on a date with hannah
ooo, ron's meeting up with blaise?
that was surprisingly quick 😭

Me:
awww, how was ur date with hannah?

THE LOML 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💖🏳️‍🌈:
yes, tell us!

HAZZA P 💅:
AHHHH U DIDNT TELL US?

My Ride Or Die 😩:
How was the date?
Spill.
Right now.

Nev 💕:
yeah bc i knew if i did u guys would follow us or some wack shit like that 😭

Me:
hypocrite

Nev 💕:
that's me ;)

THE LOML 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💖🏳️‍🌈:
enlighten us of this date, neville

Nev 💕:
well
she's absolutely stunning

Me:
obviously

HAZZA P 💅:
well ofc, it's hannah abott 🙄

My Ride Or Die 😩:
hannah is amazing

THE LOML 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💖🏳️‍🌈:
hannah is wonderful!

Nev 💕:
she is such a flirt
i swear i was blushing the whole time

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