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my future wife <3

Me:
LUNA HELP ME

THE LOML 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💖🏳️‍🌈:
what's going on?

Me:
FILCH IS GOING TO CATCH ME
PLEASE DISTRACT HIM

THE LOML 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💖🏳️‍🌈:
what have you done this time, gin?
yes, i'll do it
where are you hiding?

Me:
the broom closet
i can hear him coming closer
i shouldn't have done that prank

THE LOML 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💖🏳️‍🌈:
i'll be right there

-five minutes later-

Me:
THE FUCKING CAT IS SMELLING THE CLOSET IM IN
OH SHIT
KEEP DISTRACTING HIM
wait please he's so funny
"wHaT ArE yOu DoInG lOvEgOoD"
LMFAOOOOO
OKAY IM GETTING OUT OF THE BROOM CLOSET
OH SHIT IT CREAKED

THE LOML 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💖🏳️‍🌈:
RUN

Me:
COME ON WE HAVE TO LOSE HIM

SUICIDE SQUAD 😩🤟

Nev 💕:
why do you two look like you just ran a marathon?
sprawled out on the gryffindor couch like corpses 😭

Me:
WE DID

THE LOML 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💖🏳️‍🌈:
FILCH WAS GOING TO CATCH US

HAZZA P 💅:
SHSJAOOSS
WHAT HAPPENED

Me:
i played a prank on filch to get back at the dolt for giving me detention for being literally one step out of the gryffindor common room
and not to mention called me a slur 😍

Fucking Shithead 😐:
i remember that
u were pissed
weren't you also sneaking out to see daphne greengrass 💀

Me:
i like blondes
lay off me

My Ride Or Die 😩:
so what did you do now?

Me:
i painted his desk pink, blue and purple
nothing he can't erase with mcgonagall's help
and he fucking caught me
bitch I ran into a broom closet 💀

THE LOML 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💖🏳️‍🌈:
and then she texted me to help her 😭

Me:
and then luna was distracting filch

THE LOML 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💖🏳️‍🌈:
and ms norris was sniffing at the broom closet she was in and scratching at the door

Fucking Shithead 😐:
he's married to that cat i swear 💀

Me:
and then luna screamed that there was a dementor

HAZZA P 💅:
BITCH I WOULDVE SCREAMED

Nev 💕:
HAHAJAJSKSJ

Me:
we fucking ran
we're probably both getting detention 💀

HAZZA P 💅:
LMAOOOOO
HE DESERVED IT
DONT DISRESPECT GINNY MF WEASLEY

Nev 💕:
that's right 💅

My Ride Or Die 😩:
Exactly.

Fucking Shithead 😐:
when mum hears abt your detention you're dead 💀

Me:
i'd rather not think about that right now 🤞

THE LOML 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💖🏳️‍🌈:
it was hilarious when finch began chasing after us LOLLLL

Me:
LMAOOOO
THAT WAS FUNNY

HAZZA P 💅:
HAHAHAJAJ

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