Guy Who Wants to Bang My Brother
Pansexual Hoe:
so he's gay?
Me:
i swear i'm going to kill you
but your texts about ron are cute
and yes
he's a fellow bisexual
it runs in the family apparently
Pansexual Hoe:
fuck yes
your brother is in real trouble
Me:
good luck to him
if he's complaining about walking, i'll know what you did 💀
Pansexual Hoe:
LMAOAOAO
SUICIDE SQUAD 😩✌️:
Fucking Shithead 😐:
guys how are we inviting the sluts of slytherin
My Ride Or Die 😩:
By texting them?
Dumb fuck.
Fucking Shithead 😐:
well no fucking shit sherlock 💀
what i really mean, is who is inviting them?
HAZZA P 💅:
i've invited malfoy already
Nev 💕:
so then who's inviting parkinson and zabini
Me:
i have both their numbers
My Ride Or Die 😩:
How the fuck did that happen?
Fucking Shithead 😐:
got something to tell us ginny?
Me:
piss off
no
pansy and i used to go to parties in my fifth year
we kept seeing each other, thus a friendship blossomed
she's great actually
she says she's been over the blood superiority shit for a while
THE LOML 👩❤️💋👩💖🏳️🌈:
she's actually very kind when you see her soul for what it really is
she's like an onion
with many layers
Fucking Shithead 😐:
shrek reference 🧐
THE LOML 👩❤️💋👩💖🏳️🌈
slightly ;)
all truth though!
My Ride Or Die 😩:
Oh I remember that.
Me:
you were too busy studying apparently
i think you were just avoiding her
My Ride Or Die 😩:
Oh please.
Lies.
Me:
all truth, as luna says
THE LOML 👩❤️💋👩💖🏳️🌈
:p
Me:
;)
Nev 💕:
okay back to the point
HAZZA P 💅:
bitch you have zabini's number too, right?
Me:
correct
HAZZA P 💅:
you're texting them then
Me:
why the fuck is it me that should be doing all this rubbish⁉️
Nev 💕:
you have the best relationships with them
however rocky
My Ride Or Die 😩:
Right.
Me:
fine
Bitch Who Knows How to Have a Good Time
Me:
parkinson, you're coming to the gryffindor party this weekend
btw hermiones going to be there ;)
Chaos Demon:
WHAT
Me:
already said you would be there
malfoy's told you abt it hasn't he?
Chaos Demon:
Bitch whaaaaa
Me:
get ready friday night
it's gonna be one hell of a night
Chaos Demon:
first of all: we're about to get fucked up at this gryffindor party
i'm talking blackout drunk
because then i won't have to remember what I'm going to say to granger
and you must help me
you absolutely cannot let me say anything batshit insane to granger
Me:
ofc ofc ofc
i got you bitch
i'll be your wingwoman
it worked last time
and anyways, you're way more fun now that you're not a legit psychopath
Chaos Demon:
please I beg you do not bring up my draco obsession phase 💀
and my whole "muggleborn" and "bloodtraitor" era
my bitch ass was trying to impress him
that phase has passed
my bisexuality has now taken a liking to granger
don't tell her i said that
Me:
dw i've been playing matchmaker for a while
your secrets safe with me parkinson ;)
Me:
you're a lifesaver
Guy Who Wants to Bang My Brother
Me:
get ready for friday night, zabini
Pansexual Hoe:
why?
Me:
you're coming with parkinson and malfoy to the party in the gryffindor common room
malfoy'll tell u the time ur going
Pansexual Hoe:
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
Me:
get your big boy pants on cause ron's gonna be there ;)
Pansexual Hoe:
fuck
i'm gonna kms
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