𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘆 - 𝗼𝗻𝗲

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SUICIDE SQUAD 😩✌️:

Me:
i swear to fucking merlin, mclaggen is dead

Nev 💕:
ew
wtf did he want now?

Me:
he said that he would fucking expose me and luna if I didn't go out with him
desperate cunt

THE LOML 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💖🏳️‍🌈:
well why would he do that?
everybody knows we're close

Me:
luna, he saw us
he knows that there's something more between us

THE LOML 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💖🏳️‍🌈:
oh

Fucking Shithead 😐:
i'll fucking kill him

Me:
calm down buddy
i'll deal with him

HAZZA P 💅:
i'll hex him

My Ride Or Die 😩:
I'LL FUCK HIM UP!

Me:
very much appreciated
but me and luna can handle this

THE LOML 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💖🏳️‍🌈:
doo you wish for our affections to remain a secret?

Me:
no
i want everyone to know how much i like you, luna

Nev 💕:
awwwww

HAZZA P 💅:
my heart

My Ride Or Die 😩:
that's adorable

Me:
so what should we do abt mclaggen?

Fucking Shithead 😐:
rip his fucking throat out

Me:
calm down ronniekins
we need to deal with this in a civil manner, no matter how much I want to murder the git

My Ride Or Die 😩:
He steps out of line, he'd better watch out.
There's a whole lot of angry bitches who want to have a go at him.

HAZZA P 💅:
so it's settled

THE LOML 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💖🏳️‍🌈:
we won't do anything at all, unless it calls to it

Me:
exactly

Author's note:
Sry this chapter was so short, but buckle up y'alls seatbelts cause shits abt to get fruitier

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