ponyboy:
"watch my mom be stalking me on life360 and she's gonna wonder why we're all chillin in a Kroger parking lot out of state" -me
cousin: imagine going back to school
me: imagine being so socially inept you have to do school online.
(pony being me, soda being cousin)
sodapop:
me: good morning baby
s/o: its 3:30 pm
(soda as me, anyone but sandy as s/o)
aunt: i call her rocky
me: why? bc her emotions are unstable?
aunt: i was talking about my granddaughter not your sister.
(darry being aunt, soda being me)
darry:
my mom: go chase her
cousin: *gets up* ...and i had to walk away to make sure i didn't kill him-OH MY GOD WHERE DID SHE GO
(darry being my mom, pony being her, soda being cousin)
cousin 1: it's ok your dads birth certificate is on a stone
cousin 2: his mom was going to school w moses
me: no, noah. her classmates were the animals
cousin 2: adam and eve were the parents of her first boyfriend
(pony being cousin 1, darry being me, soda being cousin 2)
dally:
"if I had a nickel for every time I've ever been railed in a church basement, id have two nickels. but its weird that it happened twice, right?" -me (true story ;))
me: you wear jeans and a tshirt to every restaurant
my dad: well no. this is dress up clothes have you seen your mothers clothes?
(y/n being me, dally being dad)
johnny:
me, still on the island floaty: :)
cousin: remember how much effort it took to get on this?
me: yeah
cousin: *flips me over*
me: :(
(johnny being me, two-bit being cousin)
two-bit:
"i hate when people say white people can't cook, look at our meth labs. it's so good even the police want it" -me
me: i felt the raindrop on my eyebrow
cousin: what eyebrow
me: the paralyzed one
(two-bit being either one lol, dally being cousin)
steve:
"i hit the uno attack button four times in a row and didn't get a thing. THATS luck." -me (also true story)
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that's me in the picture ;)
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