It was a no update day for me today because my laziness has taken all over me but agar mai update na karti toh meri fries mujhe fries banake kha jaati🙂 and D toh already ready hai with her 5 chapatas. 🥶
So ye lelo yaar.. lelo Update aur khush hojao!! 😌❤️
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Unns came back holding a tray with a two glasses of water.
Unns: Ye lo paani piyo
Sanku: Paani? Sharam nhi aayi bas ye paani pilaate hue?
Unns: Fir kya piina hai tujhe?
Sanku: One Iced Americano please
Unns: Aap cafe mein aaye hai Sir?
Sanku: Haan chalo jao laake do
Unns: Aap bhi kuch lenge sir (turning to Tk)
Tk: A cup of Masala Tea would work.
Unns: Anything else?
Sanku looking at Tanzu: Nahi this is enough
Unns: Nhi nhi ye enough thodi hai..aur bhi lena padega kuch..I insist
Sanku: Itna insist kar rahe ho toh ek kaam karo saath mein sandwiches bhi bana lao
Unns: Aur sandwiches mein zeher daalu ya teri coffee mein?
Sanku: Excuse me?
Unns: Mai naukar hun tum dono ki
Tk: Jaa na Unnsu bana na
Sanku: Vahini itna nhi kar sakti hamare liye
Unns: Acha thik hai.. banati hun mai.
Unns goes inside the kitchen while Satan were there in the lobby.
Sanku: TK bro..mai washroom use karke aata hun.
Tk: Okay bro..jaldi aaiyo
Sanku: Kyu?
Tk: Vo mujhe teri yaad sataane lagegi
Sanku: Saath chal mere..aaja
Tk: No I am good
Sanku: Nhi nhi chal saath chal
He started dragging him
Tk: Arey mujhe nhi aayi naaa
Sanku: Nhi nhi ab toh chalna padega
Tk: Bhai mai kya karunga.. tu jaa aur araam se aa koi jaldi nhi hai
Sanku: Idiot
Unns heard them fighting.
Unns: Ye dono nhi sudhar sakte.
With this she kept doing her work.
Sanku left for the washroom while Tk stayed there. Tk then went to the kitchen.
Unns: Kya karne aaye hai aap yaha Sir?
Tk: Mai bore ho raha tha toh socha yaha bore hone se better teri bakwaas sunlu
Unns: Bakwaas? Mai bakwaas karti hun
Tk: Haan..mera sar dukhne lagta hai.. itni bakwaas karti hai
Unns (giving a fake smile): Mujhe teri chai mein zeher daalne ke liye majbur mat kar
Tk: Aur fir mujhe vo hi chai tujhe pilaane ke liye force mat kar
Unns: Dekh mera dimaag kharab mat kar aur mujhe kaam karne de
Tk: Tera dimaag already kharab hai aur kitna kharab hoga Unns?
Unns: Tu meri help karne aaya hai ya mujhe tang karne
Tk: Dono but mainly help karne
Unns: Toh jo karne aaya vo kar na aur sandwiches bana
Tk: Leave that on me. Chef Tk is here
Unns (rolling her eyes): Ofcourse
Tk: You are going to get in love with my sandwiches. Dekhiyo tu
Unns (giving a make smile): Ohh..and I am not at all excited
Tk: Btw ek kaam kar coffee 2 cups karde and chai bhi 4 cups rakh de banane. And yes 2 cups cold coffee bhi
Unns: Itna sab? Tu rakshas hai kya Tk?
Tk: Rakshas toh mai hun..but ye sab mere liye nhi hai
Unns: Toh fir?
Tk: Rest of the gang is coming
Unns: WHAT?!
Tk: Shock kyu ho rahi hai? First time thodi aa rahe hai vo tere ghar?!
Unns: Haan...vo..nahi..
Tk: Manav bhai toh apne friend ke ghar gaye hai. Unhe call karke bulale na
Unns: Rehnede na usse vaha
Tk: Kyu jab sab yaha saath honge fir vo kyu miss out ho..kar na call
Unns: Aajayega vo baad mein
Tk: Karde na Unns. Tere kehne pr toh aajayenge. Mai phone karunga toh denge gaali
Unns: Acha karti hun call
Tk: Abhi kar
Unns in her mind: Manav yaha kaise aayega jab vo already yaha hai?! Mujhe toh laga tha ki ye dono chale jayenge but ab toh baaki sab bhi yahi aa rahe hai.. Oh No..Manav kitne time tak aise chupa rahega room mein? Kya karuu?!
Tk: Kar naaa
Unns takes out her phone and dialled Manav's number.
Tk: Speaker par rakh
Unns's face expressions starts fading away. She put the phone on speaker.
Unns in her head: Ye Manav sabse bada spoiler king hai..agar isne call par kuch bol diya fir?! Oh no..Please don't pick up the call Manav please.
And then he did pick up the call
Manav: Hello?
Unns: Kaha hai tu Manav?
Manav: Mai toh tere
Unns: Acha sun..sab mere ghar aarhe hai. Tu bhi aaja Aarav ke ghar se nikal kar
Manav: Ohh..thik hai. Mai aata hun.
Unns quickly cut the call.
Tk: Ye Manav bhai kuch keh rahe the na..kya keh rahe the?
Unns: Jab aayega tab puch lenge..abhi filhal ispr focus kar
They got back to their work.
Meanwhile Sanket was going to use the washroom. He unlocked Unnsu's room just when Manav heard someone coming. He hid himself behind the curtains. Sanket entered and found nobody there in the room. He went into the washroom. Manav took a breath of relief. After a while he came out and Manav again stood there like a statue hiding behind the curtains. Sanku looked here and there. The curtains were sheer so Manav could see what Sanku was doing.
Manav in his head: Ye aise kya dekh raha hai? Kahi isse shaq toh nhi hogya?
Then suddenly he saw Sanku kneeling down
Manav (thinking continues): Ye kya? Isne kuch dekh liya kya? Oh no..Marr gaye ab
But he again took a breath of relief as he saw Sanku tying his laces.
He went outside and Manav came out.
Manav: Thank god..bach gaya
Sanku went to the kitchen.
Sanku: Tk tune dhyaan se dekha na? Kahi is Vahini ne meri coffee mein kuch gadbad toh nhi ki na?
Tk: Nhi bhai all okay
Unns: Ab daal dun kya?
Sanku: No thanks.
Unns get back to work.
Sanku: Acha Vahini..Uncle Aunty kaha hai?
Unns: Mom dad kal se kisi business meet par gaye hai
Sanku: Ohh toh kal jab Manav bhai aapko chodhne aaye honge tab bhi Uncle Aunty ghar nhi honge na
Unns (while working): Haan
She then suddenly realised what she said
Sanku: Toh fir vo Aarav ke ghar kyu gaye?
Unns: Matlab?
Tk: Aise time par dost ke ghar kaun jaata hai jab uski girlfriend all alone ho.
Unns: Kyu ab vo saara time mere saath thodi rahega
Sanku: I doubt.
Unns ( nervously): Kya doubt?
Sanku: I doubt ki vo aapko chodhke Aarav ke ghar chale gye ho. Mai nhi maanta
Tk: Mai bhi nhi
Unns: Pagal ho kya tum dono? Tumhe ghar pr dikha kya koi mere alawa?
Sanku: Kya pta aapne unhe chupa kar rakha ho. Aur upar se ye dono hi phone nhi utha rahe the
Tk: Pakka kuch gadbad hai...
Unns: Oh dekhh
Tk: Chal Sanku chalke dhundhte hai
Sanku: Haan chal
Unns: Tum dono ka dimaag kharab hai kya?
Sanku: Agar aapke mann mein chor nhi hai toh fir karne do na check hamein
Tk: Haan aur kya
Unns: Mere mann mein chor kyu hoga
Sanku: Toh chal Tk chale
Tk: Chal
Unns in her head: Ab toh hum gaye. Ab hamara jooth pakda jayega. Shit shit shit..kaise rokun in gadhon ko.
Her heart started beating faster and faster. Then suddenly the bell rang.
Tk: Baaki sab honge. Chal Sanku dekhte hai
Unns: Phew...Thank god!!
They went outside and opened the door. It was the rest of the gang only.
Aash: Where have you been Unns? We have been trying to reach you since last night.
Unns: I slept and my phone was on silent
Ashi: We got really worried.
Unns: I am so sorry Noni
With this she hugged them.
Arsh: Paa Deenu kaha hai? Vo bhi raat se phone nhi utha raha
Unns (nervously): Vo..vo..vo toh Aarav ke ghar gya hai.
Arsh: Ohh
Unns: Mai khaana lekar aati hu.
Unns then went into the kitchen.
Arsh: Mujhe aisa kyu lag raha hai jaise kuch gadbad ho?
Tk: Gadbad toh hai
Sanku: Bhaari bharkam gadbad.
Aash: Matlab?
Sanku: Matlab ye ki Manav bhai koi Aarav ke ghar par nhi hai
Rishu: Toh fir?
Arsh: Balki yahi hai
Tk: Aapko kaise pta bawa?
Addy: Hum jab yaha aarhe the toh humne Manav ki gaadi dekhi niche. Hamein laga Manav yahi hoga but GG ne toh saaf mana kardiya.
Sanku: Unki gaadi hamein kyu nhi dikhi?
Tk: Vo hum andhe haina isliye..
Addy: But tumhe kaise pta chala.
Satan looked at each other and smirked.
FLASHBACK
After coming to Unnsu's house. They felt that Unnsu was hiding something. Unnsu went into the kitchen while Satan were busy thinking what Unnsu was hiding when, Sanku's sight landed on something.
Sanku: Tk ye dekh
Tk: Acha toh ye chupaya jaa raha hai?! HMMMM!
Sanku got up and picked the thing up.
Sanku (giving devil smile): Kya tu bhi vohi soch raha hai jo mai soch raha hun
Tk (returning the smile): Haan bhai..ab samajh aaya.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Arsh: Aisa kya dekha tumne?
Sanku: Ye
Sanku removed Manav's car keys from his pocket.
Ashi: Iska matlab Manav yahi hai
Tk: Haan.
Sanku: Moreover maine Vahini ke room mein unke shoes bhi dekhe. Ab Vahini ka itna bada paer toh hai nhi.
Aash: Toh fir ye dono humse jooth kyu bol rahe hai?
Rishu: Kyuki fir hum unhe tease karte hai maybe us liye.
Ashi: Chalo Noni ko bta dete hai ki hamein pta chal gya hai ki vo yahi hai.
Sanku pulled Ashi's hand.
Sanku: Tujhe badi jaldi hai..chup chap baithi reh..
Ashi: But kyu?
Aash: Iske dimaag mein pakka kuch ulta chal raha hai
Sanku gave a huge smile.
Arsh: Lale ab jaldi bta de.. wait nhi ho raha
Sanku: Ab meri baat kaan khol ke suno..mere pass ek plan hai.. sab jaisa chal raha hai vaise chalne do.. hamare liye Manav Bhai vahi hai Aarav ke ghar par.
He explains the whole plan to them.
Everyone giggled and they started executing the plan.
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I thought of completing this whole incident today itself but I am too lazy. 🤭
So bare with me today yaar.. please!! 😌❤️
Ye update bahot jaldi mein likha gya hai.. haven't put my 100% in this, idk how it has turned out, so please ignore the mistakes if any. 🤧