Man2: "explosion spells?"
Man3: "who uses explosion spells here?"
Man2: "yeah, who?"
Suddenly everyone turns and looks at us...
[Y/N]: "yeah... it was pretty obvious..."
Megumin: *gasps*
Megumin then looks to her left; staring at another arch-wizard girl as if she were blaming her...
The crowd then turns toward the girl
Girl: "huh!? Wait! Hold on! Why is everyone looking at me! I can't use explosion magic! I only just started casting spells! Please! You have to believe me!"
[Y/N] "Oh c'mon megumin why'd you have to do that?"
I stare at megumin just to see her shivering in her boots with a scared look on her face
Kazuma face palms and sighs...
Megumin then takes a step forward...
Darkness: "megumin?"
Megumin starts walking towards the dullahan...
Kazuma: "what is she gonna do?"
Darkness: "I have no idea"
[Y/N]: I might aswell go join her...
I catch up to megumin just In time to hear their conversation...
Megumin looks at the dullahan with a fierce gaze...
???: "You?"
???: "Grrr! You are the imbecile who's been blasting my castle day after day after day!?"
???: "If you know who I am and wish to pick a fight then have the decency to introduce yourself before you attack! Otherwise stay away from my home! Understand!?"
???: "I spared your town thinking it wasn't worth my time and this is how you repay me!? With a Boom Boom Boom every goddamned day!"
???: "You must be out of your freaking mind you little wench!"
[Y/N]: "HEY!!! Watch your damn mouth!"
[Y/N]: "Don't ever talk to her like that again, You hear me!"
???: "And who might you be?"
[Y/N]: "Someone who's this close to kicking your ass!"
Suddenly megumin walks forward and speaks up.
Megumin: "My name is Megumin! I am a arch-wizard! One who commands explosion magic!"
...
Kazuma: "why'd they stop talking?"
Aqua: "I dunno"
...
A gust of wind blows by...
...
???: "What is a Megumin? Are you pulling my leg?"
Megumin: "N-no!"
Megumin: "I am of the crimson demon clan! And I am the greatest mage in this whole town!"
Well technically she is but In the same time not really...
Megumin: "Y-yes! I knew you were one of the devil kings generals! T-Thats why I used my explosion spells to flush you out!"
She's kinda stuttering a bit...
Megumin: "And it seems my planed worked! You came alone like a fool!"
All the adventures begin to gasp and chatter...
Kazuma leans over to darkness and says:
Kazuma: "I'm not buying her strategy story..."
Darkness: "her claim of being the greatest mage here is also quite dubious."
Aqua: "Shhh! Keep your voices down. She's on a role."
Aqua: "She hasn't used her explosion spell yet, so with everyone backing her up; he'll think twice before doing anything!"
Aqua: "The best part is coming up!"
???: "Very well, I did not come here to medal with novices anyway. I will be staying at the castle, do not use your spell on it ever again understood?"
Megumin: "No! A crimson demon must use explosion once a day or it will die!"
???: "What!? I've never heard of that before!"
[Y/N]: "Megumin just let it go! This'll be our only chance to get out of this mess!"
???: "I take it you intend to keep bombarding my castle then?"
Please say no, please say no, please say no...
Megumin: "mhmm"
Megumin nods in agreement
???: "I may be evil now, but killing the weak never appealed to me, until NOW!"
Megumin: "Heh. You should've ran away when you had the chance!"
[Y/N]: "Wait what?"
Megumin: "M-lady! Your assistance please!"
Megumin points at aqua...
Aqua gasps In shock but then realizes whats happening...
Kazuma then says in a sarcastic voice:
Kazuma: "Now what?"
Aqua: "I go to work that's what!"
Kazuma: "HUH!!?"
Aqua summons her staff and starts sprinting towards the dullahan
Aqua: " I don't care if you are the devil kings general! You were foolish enough to move into this territory while I was living here!"
Aqua: "Because of you I haven't had any decent quests to go on! And I'm about to correct that!"
Aqua then stands next to megumin a few meters ahead of me...
???: "Well what do we have here? An arch priest? I am one of the devil kings top generals! I can withstand any spell a low level priest like you can conjure..."
Hmm I don't know about that...
???: "I know, how about I make that crimson demon girl suffer a bit..."
Suddenly a dark purple Aura appears around the dullahans hand
Aqua: "Not if I purify you with my prayer first!"
???: "You're to late! I sentence you to Death!"
???: "In one week you shall die!"
Oh shit I gotta do something fast! I gotta move! Push her or even take one for the team!
I suddenly start sprinting forward!
[Y/N]: "Megumin get out of there!!!"
Megumin freezes in place unable to move!
I can suddenly see darkness entering my field of view, she's running towards megumin...
Shit! I can't let darkness get hit by that thing either!
[Y/N]: "Darkness!!"
Darkness stands Infront of megumin hoping to shield her but, I decide to take one for the team
I jump forward and push darkness out of the way only to get hit by the dullahans spell...
For only an instant I get a sharp stinging pain...
[Y/N]: "Argh! Fuck!"
I fall onto the ground...
Kazuma: "Y/N!"
Kazuma then begins running towards us...
The crowd Infront of the gate gasps In shock
All three of the girls call out my name in hopes of getting a response...
Megumin: "are you okay?"
Kazuma: "Hey buddy get up!"
Darkness: "Y\N get up! You can't die yet!"
I slowly kneel up...
[Y/N]: "Damn... It hurts, but it doesn't seem to be serious."
???: "Hahaha! This seems to be more preferable, seeing how close you are with him!"
???: "In one week; you crimson demon child. Your Comrade will die!"
???: "Until then, he will suffer indefinitely until his time runs out!"
Megumin then stares at me...
I look back at her with reassuring eyes...
???: "And it is All... Your...Fault!"
Megumin then looks at the ground with terrified eyes...
I quietly talk to megumin...
[Y/N]: "Hey. Look at me. It's gonna be okay, I'm sure we'll get out of this some how."
???: "Watch him suffer for the next seven days and boil in the hell of your guilt!"
???: "This would not have happened if you only had accepted my offer!"
Megumin stares at me with a worried look...
I put my hands on her shoulders, and pull her in for a hug...
[Y/N]: "It's alright. I ain't going out without a fight... I'm gonna make sure I kick his ass..."
I let go of her and stare back at the dullahan...
I Stand up...
[Y/N]: "I am so gonna-"
Suddenly darkness cuts me off...
Darkness: "You fiend! You gave him a curse! And the only way for me to remove it! Is to submit to your whims!"
Darkness: "You wish to defile me don't you!!"
???: "What?"
[Y/N]: "Huh!?"
Kazuma: "what in the hell is she talking about?"
Darkness:" I can not let my spirit give in! Kazuma! Y/N! What should I do!??!"
Kazuma: "how should I know?"
Darkness: "I can feel his filthy eyes on me! Wanting! Hungry! One who would make a sex slave of me!"
[Y/N]: "Darkness what in the fuck are you saying!?"
Darkness: "and to get rid of your curse I will have submit my body into all types of pornographic acts! Over and over again!"
All the girls back at the front gate are clutching their body's in fear...
Darkness: "You may dominate my body! But you will not dominate my heart!"
Darkness: "Oh the horror! What should I do kazuma!"
Kazuma: "I still don't know..."
Darkness: "I didn't want to go but I have no choice! I will resist for as long as I can! Do not try and save me! I will return someday!"
Darkness begins walking off, towards the dullahan...
???: "You mad woman!"
I run toward darkness and put my arms around her...
[Y/N]: "Your not going anywhere! He wants to kill me not you!"
Kazuma: "Hey! Stop freaking out the dullahan!"
Darkness: "let me go! Let go of me! I have to go!"
So pathetic...
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KONOSUBA
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???: "Anyways! Stop blowing up my castle! If you wish to lift the curse off your friend, then come to my castle..."
???: "If you get passed my undead minions and defeat me, then the curse will be lifted."
The dullahan turns around and rides off into a portal while laughing and disappears within seconds...
...
Silence goes by, and suddenly reality starts to kick in...
[Y/N]: "7 days..."
Megumin then gets up and begins to walk off...
[Y/N]: "H-hey! Where you going?"
Megumin: "I'm going to that castle to lift your curse. It is my fault after all..."
[Y/N]: *sigh* "Okay, but only if I go aswell. I can't let you use your explosion on a couple of minions..."
Suddenly darkness puts her hand on my shoulder...
Darkness: "Let me tag along! I am a knight! It would be shameful if I didn't help you at all..."
[Y/N]: "alright! Then it's a date!"
Darkness starts blushing
[Y/N]: "uhh... I didn't mean it literally..."
Kazuma then walks up to us...
Kazuma: "can't let my best friend die right?"
[Y/N]: "Right."
Kazuma: "I'm sure we'll find a way to beat him! We'll lift that curse off of you for sure!"
And so began our epic adventure to lift the curse the dullahan casted on me...
Or, So I thought...
Aqua: "Sacred Dispell!"
Aqua then points her staff at me and a weird Aura surrounds me...
[Y/N]: "gahh! Mhhhmmm!"
I fall onto my back...
I suddenly start to feel light, my body starts to feel relaxed and all my stress begins to melt away all at once...
A dark aura escapes my body and dissipates into the air...
Aqua had lifted the curse from me...
Aqua: "lifting a dullahans curse is child's play for me!"
Aqua walks over to me and crouches down...
Aqua: "Are you okay?"
[Y/N]: "yeah... I really owe you one aqua. That felt amazing..."
Since aqua is crouching, I can see right under her skirt and we all know what that means...
[Y/N]: "aqua, are you trying to rile me up?"
Aqua: "H-Hey!"
Aqua covers her legs and stands up...
Suddenly the crowd back at the gate begins cheering...
Aqua gets showered with praise by the all adventures. Aqua decides to celebrate with- you guessed it -party tricks...
Aqua: "Nature's beauty!"
Even though she saved me, she kind of ruined the mood for us; since we were all rearing to go...
I take a glance at kazuma just to see a disappointed look on him
Well... At least the curse was lifted...
And I got to see something special...
Heh...