(uwu changed chats)
(uwu is now chatting with ur mom)
uwu:
wow guys real mature
"ur mom"?
dab:
69
uwu:
HAHHAHAHHAHA HE SAID 69
NICE
dab:
and we're the immature ones?
uwu:
😡😡😡
fried chicken:
who is that
uwu:
who are you
fried chicken:
i asked first
uwu:
i asked second and two is more that one
i think
WAIT
HAWKS THE BIRD HERO?
fried chicken:
Y/N L/N THE KID ON CRACK?
uwu:
BAHHAHAJKKA
dab:
what the fuck
owo:
YOU KNOW EACH OTHER?
fried chicken:
unfortunately
uwu:
david that is so rude i'm ordering a hit man on your wife carla
fried chicken:
bet i bet you won't
uwu:
i can and i will now i just need to find a hit man
hmm
dabi go kill david's wife
dab:
ok
uwu:
nice
handyman:
i hate you all shut up
uwu:
love you too shiggy 🤞🥺💛💛💛
we should hold hands 🥺
like right now. 🙂
handyman:
my quirk???
uwu:
yeah ❤️
handyman:
do you have a death wish
uwu:
yes
fried chicken:
they drank shampoo
owo:
yum 😍😍
is this why my y/n love is known as the crack kid to you?
fried chicken:
yes
uwu:
yes
so..
hawks.
what are you doing in this villain group chat 😳😳😳
fried chicken:
i'm
wait.
what are YOU doing in this villain group chat?
uwu:
😳😳
i plead the fifth
i won't tell anyone if you don't tell
fried chicken:
deal
dab:
so.
uwu:
anyway remember that one friend who insulted my tea?
handyman:
how could we forget.
uwu:
I Would Like To Make Him Tea 🙂
owo:
oh no where is this going
uwu:
Tea Infused With The Leaves Of A Poison Ivy Plant 🙂
dab:
Iconic™️
uwu:
uwu
handyman:
i would like to hit you with a hammer
uwu:
are you asking for my consent
handyman:
no i am going to hit you with a hammer
fried chicken:
may i join you in the activity of hitting them repeatedly with a hammer
handyman:
no
fried chicken:
okay i'll do it anyway
handyman:
fuck you
fried chicken:
fuck you
handyman:
fuck you
fried chicken:
fuck you
handyman:
fukc you
dab:
fuck both of you
deadpool knockoff:
shut the fuck up Maybe?
dab:
get out twice no one fucking likes you
owo:
i like him!
uwu:
he's aight
dab:
well no one likes you two either
owo:
i like us!!
uwu:
me too!!
handyman:
shut up
uwu:
man do y'all not know how to display proper affection or some shit???
owo:
i do!!
uwu:
i know you do, sweetie
dab:
ew affection
handyman:
gross
fried chicken:
ew
uwu:
YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO GET FRIENDSHIPPED
GET FRIENDSHIPPED YOU FOOLS
dab:
EW
uwu:
dabi, tell shigaraki you love him
dab:
NO GROSS
uwu:
DO IT
handyman:
EW
uwu:
DO IT
IF YOU DONT ILL REVEAL YOUR IDENTITY TO ALL OF JAPAN
dab:
JOKES ON YOU IM PLANNING TO DO THAT ANYWAY
uwu:
YEAH BUT ILL BE THE ONE DOING IT SO YOU DONT GET THE SATISFACTION
dab:
NOO
uwu:
NOW DO IT
dab:
FINE
I LOVE YOU
BAJHAGJSHGSH GROSS EW EW EW
uwu:
good 😌
NOW YOUR TURN SHIGARAKI
handyman:
I WILL NOT.
uwu:
YOU WILL.
handyman:
NO
uwu:
I WILL WALK MY ASS OVER THERE AND MAKEUP YOUR FACE SO MUCH YOULL BE TASTING LIPSTICK FOR WEEKS
handyman:
NO
uwu:
I WILL
handyman:
FINE I LOVE YOU TOO
HSJKABBSBNAVGHDGVSVSGGSGGSGHSHHSHSHJSKSNNSNBWWEWQWWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWSFSFQDQDE
THAT WAS DISGUSTING
uwu:
see ? we're getting somewhere
himi, tell everyone you love them
owo:
I LOVE YOU GUYS UWU
uwu:
VERY GOOD HIMIKO
now moving on to another person,,
hawks.
fried chicken:
...yeah?
uwu:
you didn't think you could get out of this did you?
fried chicken:
BYE
uwu:
GET BACK HERE OR ILL TELL EVERYONE YOURE HERE
fried chicken:
ILL TELL PEOPLE YOU'RE HERE
uwu:
GASP
A LOOPHOLE
FINE THEN
I WILL DO SOMETHING VERY THREATENING THEN
fried chicken:
OH YEAH? LIKE WHAT?
uwu:
you know.
midoriya keeps 13 notebooks on hero analysis.
he knows everything about everyone.
including their greatest weaknesses.
i also keep notebooks like that.
except they are filled with blackmail.
i know how to break you, keigo takami.
fried chicken:
ok wtf that was scary as shit
uwu:
HAWKS, TELL DABI YOU LOVE HIM
dab:
EW
fried chicken:
y/n l/n i hate you
FINE
dabi, i love you
uwu:
GOOD NOW DABI SAY YOU LOVE HIM TOO
dab:
NO
uwu:
I WILL BREAK YOU
dab:
I LOVE YOU TOO
uwu:
SHIGGY TELL HAWKS YOU LOVE HIM
handyman:
and they say they don't want to be a villain
TOGA COME HERE AND TYPE OUT I LOVE YOU I CANT DO IT
i love you
THANK YOU TOGA
owo:
owo
uwu:
THAT WASNT SO HARD WAS IT??
NOW YOU ARE WORKING ON PROPERLY DISPLAYING AFFECTION
fried chicken:
i thought i was pretending to be YOUR therapist not vice versa
uwu:
I AM THE THERAPY NOW
deadpool knockoff:
the therapy lmao
uwu:
DO YOU NEED MY THERAPY TOO, TWICE?
deadpool:
NO MX
uwu:
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
now.
i must go see if ANYONE ELSE needs my therapy
every single threat i made still stands
good bye, fools
except himiko you're an angel and we're all glad to have you here
owo:
✌️🤪