xxv.
"THE FIVE AMIGHOES"
(28)NEW MESSAGES FROM T5A . . .
JIMIN:
good morning people!!
JIMIN:
i hope you have a
wonderful day ahead.
JIMIN:
with a great breakfast,
a good lunch, and a tasty
dinner for tonight.
JIMIN:
don't forget to always stay
positive and never give up,
kapeesh? (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
JIMIN:
why am i being ignored.
sent, 11:56 AM.
JIMIN:
istg if yall are still asleep.
JIMIN:
rise anD SHINE BITCHES ITS
TWELVE PM ALREADY!!
read by eri, 12:00 PM.
ERI:
jimin stfu you ass.
JIMIN:
ah eri, how is your day today?
ERI:
go die in a hole.
JIMIN:
wonderful! i'm doing great
too thank you for asking you
are sO KIND.
JIMIN:
where is my soulmate when
i need him. @taehyung get
your ass here.
TAEHYUNG:
what.
JIMIN:
take notes, eri. be like tae no
cursing when you wake up.
it's bad for your health.
ERI:
how is that bad for my health?
ERI:
i curse to express my emotions
and didn't you just cursed earlier?
you stinky piece of hypocrite.
ERI:
the AUDACITY.
TAEHYUNG:
what do you want jimin?
JIMIN:
nothing lol. just wanna say hi.
TAEHYUNG:
i'm leaving bye.
JIMIN:
NOOOOOO WAIT I WANNA
INVITE YALL TO PLAY WITH
ME PLEASE ACCEPT ME.
TAEHYUNG:
i have something to do and i
informed my subscribers already
so i wont be streaming today.
TAEHYUNG:
just play with jungkook or
someone else.
JIMIN:
no way am i playing with
that competitive kid.
JUNGKOOK:
excuse me, what did you say?
wanna go outside? let's take
this outside c'mon.
JUNGKOOK:
don't be a pussy.
JIMIN:
BITCH.
ERI:
lmao this is so entertaining
to watch.
MINJEE:
*offers popcorn* want some?
ERI:
heck yeah i do. thanks jeejee <3
JIMIN:
SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU
UGLY ASS HOE FIGHT ME I
DARE YOU IM GOING TO SLAP
THE LIVING crap out of you.
JUNGKOOK:
you won't even reach.
TAEHYUNG:
HAHAHAAHAHA
JIMIN:
jeon jungkook you
annoying brat i hate you.
JUNGKOOK:
MINJEE:
i never knew i needed jungkook
and jimin to argue in my life.
ERI:
honestly same. jimin is
such a crackhead.
JIMIN:
LIKE YOU AREN'T.
ERI:
AT LEAST I DONT DO CRACK.
JIMIN:
I DONT DO THAT EITHER
DONT MAKE IT SEEM LIKE IM
THE BAD GUY HERE I JUST
WANNA BE A NICE GUY WHO
GREETS HIS FRIENDS IN THE
MORNING AND THIS IS WHAT
I GET?? T—T
JIMIN:
you all are bullies i will
not forgive you.
JIMIN:
JUNGKOOK:
wait did you actually leave.
TAEHYUNG:
i think he did.
ERI:
wait fr?? jimin? @jimin
come back here.
ERI:
okayy fine i won't make
fun of you anymore.
ERI:
i am sorr— SIKE. bold of
you to think i'd apologize.
JUNGKOOK:
he won't answer my calls
i think we messed up.
TAEHYUNG:
that's a you guys' problem
not mine i didn't do anything
to piss jimin so bye!
TAEHYUNG:
ttyl and gl :)
MINJEE:
just go and say sorry then?
ERI:
HELL NO.
MINJEE:
i mean you guys were the ones
who started this. he was just
trying to be a nice friend and say
good morning but got ignored
instead.
MINJEE:
F in the chat for the poor
mr park.
message not sent.
MINJEE:
i think he's sulking.
i can see it.
JUNGKOOK:
you can see him?
MINJEE:
well with my amazing eyes
that can see from my bedroom
wall aaaall the way to jimin's
house at the other side of the
street, i can proudly say idk.
JUNGKOOK:
funny.
ERI:
@jimin come baCK!
ERI:
JACK! COME BACC!!
ERI:
OKAY FINE I'M SORRY
BITCH.
ERI:
SHORTIE.
ERI:
JIMIN.
ERI:
....mi aMoR.
JIMIN:
i forgive you.
ERI:
HOE WHY DID YOU COME
WHEN I CALLED YOU THAT.
JIMIN:
you just said sorry and now
you're calling me a hoe? what
did i expect from jo eri really.
JUNGKOOK:
i dont have to say sorry right? :D
JIMIN:
stfu.
JUNGKOOK:
okay.
MINJEE:
are you guys together?
am i missing smth here?
JIMIN:
yes.
ERI:
NO!
MINJEE:
that's interesting.
JIMIN:
eri is wrong, i'm right.
we are together.
ERI:
dont listen to jimin you're my
bff so listen to me okei? good.
end of discussion.
JIMIN:
shush listen to me minjee.
she's just denying her feelings
for me isnt that right, eri? :)
JIMIN:
she's just being a total
tsundere.
TAEHYUNG:
i'm back but now i'm gone. bye.
JUNGKOOK:
so are you gone or back,
kim gone-back?
TAEHYUNG:
shut up.
MINJEE:
what's wrong? @taehyung
TAEHYUNG:
nothing i'm going, bye.
ERI:
no that statement was entirely
false, park jimin. i think you
should get your ears AND eyes
checked because you assumed
wrong.
JIMIN:
uhuh sure just deny
all you want, eri.
ERI:
you're making me
wanna throw hands.
JUNGKOOK:
bitches be flirting that's
kinda gross.
JUNGKOOK:
anyway, are we still
going to play together?
TAEHYUNG:
i'm not joining though.
JUNGKOOK:
you said bye like ten times
already but you keep coming
back. are you good?
TAEHYUNG:
yeah. i'm leaving for
real this time so...
TAEHYUNG:
bye.
ERI:
i wanna throw you off a cliff.
or maybe hit your head with
a rock until you get into a coma.
and then i will unplug your life
support to charge my phone.
JIMIN:
so that means you're visiting
me while im unconscious, huh?
ERI:
bitch you're taking it
the wrong way.
JUNGKOOK:
i feel like a third wheel.
now i know how you feel
minjee.
MINJEE:
hahaha. are they always
like this? bickering nonstop?
JUNGKOOK:
i think so yeah, you
wanna just leave?
JIMIN:
how am i taking it the wrong
way im just stating facts you
know 💅💅
MINJEE:
that sounds like a good idea.
ERI:
oh no no no. those aren't facts
mr park jimin, those are just
pure nonsense coming out of
your mouth.
ERI:
as taehyung always says:
"don't speak anymore. dead
skin cells are coming out of
your mouth."
JIMIN:
i'm literally typing though
how am i talking?
ERI:
shut up you rotten
avocado mochi.
JIMIN:
do not insult mochis like
that i will sue you. sleep
with one eye open tonight.
ERI:
fight me.
JIMIN:
gladly. go outside and meet
me at the arena at one pm
i'll be waiting.
ERI:
wtf theres an arena here?
JIMIN:
in-game you idiot.
ERI:
oh.
ERI:
okay i'll fight you one-on-one
and win and get your ass beaten
into a pulp. sweet victory is mine,
baby.
JIMIN:
say no more darling, not until
i do that to you first.
a/n; i love writing this chapter haha.