reposter note : chapter title was too long so i'm just going to put it down here :)
[text] let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs
a/n : Piper's in bold and the rest of the team is self-explanatory. Enjoy!
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group chat: the A team
if there's anyone who's not busy right now, could you come back to Vauxhall? to the gym? the obstacle course?
please?
louis: what's going on?
harry: are you okay petal? are you hurt?
not hurt
I'm... stuck
niall: oh jesus here we go
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!!
niall: I've never met a single person who has your propensity for disaster
NAME ONE TIME
liam: that time you were supposed to be surveilling a drug runner when he was meeting up with his contact in the cartel
liam: and you got nervous and drank too much sitting at the bar and ended up spilling all the details of the bust to the man sitting next to you
liam: who ended up being the cartel leader
he had a trustworthy face! how was I supposed to know he was the head of a cartel!
zayn: pretty sure I gave you an intel folder with everyone in the cartel... that you left behind in the airport bathroom
shut up zayn
niall: oh ! that time that you busted into the wrong room in that hotel in St Petersburg and arrested that tourist instead of reznikov
louis: that was a piper classic! the poor bloke was on a family vacation wasn't he?
okay that one totally wasn't my fault, the room names looked really similar in cyrillic
i'd like to see you all try and distinguish words in russian
it is not easy
harry: um...
NOT YOU
zayn: you lot are forgetting the best one
zayn: remember that car bomb that was set to go off in westminster and piper couldn't figure out how to dismantle it so she just jumped in the front and started driving
liam: and she panicked when she got to tower bridge and just floored it right over the edge into the thames!!
niall: I remember that ! you popped out of the river looking like a drowned rat and there's this explosion going on behind you ! what a legend !
louis: a true classic
that's not even funny, I barely got out alive you fuckers!
louis: i'd forgotten that one, thanks for that zaynie
zayn: :P
shut up zayn!!
harry: let's never forget the time I found you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs
HARRY
liam: ???
louis: when did this happen!!
niall: ha ha no way give us details!
harry: ...
DON'T YOU DARE HARRY
we promised you'd never bring that up EVER
harry: sorry petal my bad
zayn: this is priceless
shut up zayn!!!
louis: we have to know this story
niall: tell us tell us tell us
never! I am taking that story TO MY GRAVE
louis: lets make a deal
louis: tell us the story and we'll come help you out
you should come help me out without the story because YOU ARE MY FRIENDS AND FRIENDS DON'T BLACKMAIL FRIENDS
zayn: out of all the friend groups in the world this one is the most likely to involve some blackmail
I HATE ALL OF YOU
harry: even me?
ESPECIALLY YOU YOU BETRAYED ME YOU BETRAYER
niall: cmon pips give us a detail . just a place or a time would do .
okay, here is the one time offer that does not apply to harry because he is A BETRAYER AND DOESN'T DESERVE IT
harry: petal
shush you
okay, whoever gets here first to help untangle me gets to ask three questions about the naked handcuff incident
AND ONLY THREE
niall:....
liam:....
zayn:....
louis:.....
harry: I'm betting they're all on their way
good, at least they're willing to help me
harry: petal I'm in the lift now I'll be there in a moment
so you just wanted to let them all kill each other trying to get details?
harry: :)
you are crafty
harry: have a earned my way out of betrayer status
for now
but watch yourself styles, you're on thin ice
harry:....
harry: oh petal how did you manage to get your foot caught in the climbing net
it's really best to just not ask questions