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Tony
HOW DARE YOU MOCK US LIKE THAT ? I'M FUMING
Clint
THAT WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
Bucky
Even Steve's laughing
Sam
I live for you. I'm so fucking convinced that i was birthed to meet you
ANONYMOUS
That's depressing. How'd you guys enjoy my treat
Tony
You know Peter is 16 right ! you CANNOT send us to a STRIP CLUB
ANONYMOUS
Lol you guys actually went ? You didn't think to look up the address up before going. Did you learn nothing from last time ? It's not my fault, i thought you were supposed to be the smart one .
Natasha
My abs hurt from laughing
Pietro
I have been on a mission for the past three weeks and this is how the chat is . anonymous i love you
ANONYMOUS
Love you to Pietro . By the way i had to shoot down like eight guards for you
Tony
You better watch it
ANONYMOUS
Or what . You'll release my identity. Oh wait , you can't
Rhodey
Oof
Sam
She dragged you . Again
Peter
I don't even know what to say . Today's been too much . Good night
ANONYMOUS
It's 7:16 pm
Peter
GOODNIGHT
Tony
See what you did . You ruined Peter
ANONYMOUS
I could ruin him a lot more with the click of a button. So be glad I didn't
Tony
Is that a threat?
ANONYMOUS
More like a reminder that i have the upper hand . Not you . So get off your high chair , cuz I won't hesitate to destroy you and him and any one who tries to get in my way
Tony
You wouldn't
ANONYMOUS
You don't know what I would or wouldn't do . You don't know me . Good bye
Tony
You have continuously half assed every question we ask managed to turn my team against me sent me to a strip club and end every conversation so abruptly so no you're not leaving until I say so
Sam
Woah
Peter
Yeah . You're not leaving until Mr. Stark says so
ANONYMOUS
Again with you mixing up who's in control huh ? Brb just gonna post on my Instagram all your secrets including who spiderman is
Tony
Don't you dare
Peter
Mr . Stark look what you did . I'm done backing you up against her . When aunt May gets murdered it's gonna be on your conscience. So either you fix this or you live with it
Tony
I'm sorry
ANONYMOUS
Sorry for
Tony
Don't push it
ANONYMOUS
Push what the button that reveals all your secrets to the world
Tony
Jeez fine . I'm sorry for trying to be in control. You're in control
ANONYMOUS
That's what i like to hear . Good boy
Bucky
Speechless. I'm speechless
Steve
She got Tony . The most stubborn piece of shit i know . To apologize genuinely
ANONYMOUS
Now as i was saying goodbye