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ANONYMOUS
I'd be willing to meet
Tony
Where at ?
Rhodey
Yes please
Peter
Yeah i really need to meet this bitch
ANONYMOUS
First of all Peter rUdE ! . Second i'll send you the address if he apologizes
Tony
Tell her sorry
Peter
Sorry
ANONYMOUS
Here's the address : 177 Bleecker Street . See you soon
Today 7:53 P.M
Tony
WHY THE HELL DID YOU SEND US TO A WIZARD !?
ANONYMOUS
what if i was the wizard
Tony
Doubt it
ANONYMOUS
Well truthfully i know Peter loves Harry Potter . It was a gift from me to him
Tony
THE WIZARD TOOK HIM AMD HUNG HIM ONTOP OF A BUILDING WITH HIS UNDERWEAR "
ANONYMOUS
Who else gets to say that not a lot of people
Peter
The funny thing is : IM STILL UP HERE !!!
ANONYMOUS
Oof
Natasha
Should we let him down ?
ANONYMOUS
No
It's his punishment for calling me a bitch
Peter
Maybe I should yeet myself off the building
ANONYMOUS
Go ahead
Tony
You're going to give the kid a heart attack and me an aneurysm
ANONYMOUS
At least you'll die knowing you made people genuinely laugh for once
Peter
HAVING A WIZARD THROW ME OFF OF BUILDING IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY !
ANONYMOUS
it is to me and everyone else in the chat
Tony
Not me he could've died
ANONYMOUS
Nah fam
Peter
IT'S THE EFFIEL TOWER IN PARIS AND FALLING OFF OF IT WOULD'NT KILL ME ??
ANONYMOUS
i let the wizard catch you
Peter
Yeah through a portal in front of aunt May
ANONYMOUS
Oopsies
Peter
All of this because i called you a bitch ?
ANONYMOUS
Yep
Steve
Tone it down a bit next time you sound a bit like Loki
ANONYMOUS
Adding a bit of Loki to your personality is like adding a bit if fun to it
Steve
🤨
ANONYMOUS
He just used an emoji
Emoji party to celebrate
🎉😂🎊🥳🤣🤪
Nat
🥳🥳🥳
Wanda
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Peter
We need to figure out who this person is not throw an emoji party !
ANONYMOUS
🙄🥱
Peter
How immature
ANONYMOUS
Say's the kid wearing Spider-man undies
Peter
How do you know that
ANONYMOUS
I didn't i took a guess
Tony
Even I wouldn't do that
ANONYMOUS
Yes you would i know all your dirty secrets remember
Wanda
All but Bruce's
ANONYMOUS
Well Bruce doesn't have any
Were is he anyway
Bruce
I'm here just ignoring the chat till I'm relevant
ANONYMOUS
I gotta yo get dinner ✌️
Tony
That's the second time she left
Bucky
Well you are very boring to talk to
Tony
🙄