One-shots [Reqs: 5]

By psycho-chair

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[Cover is mine!] Welcome to The Chair's Library! Requests are CLOSED until I finish the current ones I have... More

RULES [updated Apr.9.23]
Stuck
Sweet Melodies(Ew old)
*villager noise*(EW OLD)
For Him(ew old)
Journal(Rewrite)
Happy
Moss Park
Very Original Roommates Story
Day 1&2(RMS)
Day 3,4,&5 (RMS)
Day 6&7(RMS)
Day 8 (RMS)
Day 9(RMS)
Day 10&11(RMS)
Toxic(Kinda old)
Rat(Rewrite)
Flowers
Check up(Rat)
Darkside
"No homo, right?"..."Very homo."
Age?
demon sandwich, but with a twist
Home...???
Birthday and Storytime!(Rat P2)
Glue
What Happened?
Excitement
Get up
Oops
He's alright...right?
Sticks and Stones
Just look
What
Oh, okay then.
Shitpost???
That one.
Guys I'm rewriting Celebrity
How Disgusting(Bad Snas Poly)
A Lovely Day
Celebrity(Rewrite)
New faces (Rat)
Explosive
Larger than Life
I'm sorry, WHAT?!
A Date
Moonlight
Hello, what the fuck
Mister Dream's Visit
Books(That One pt2)
Home...???(ALT ENDING)
Annoyance
Bug
Contemplate the Consequences
Siblings
Shitposts/Drabbles UwU
A Lifetime Of This
M y D e a r...
Problems(Rat)
Simple
Untitled part 102
Kitchen Fork
A Child.
𝕍𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞-𝕍𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞
Drabbles
Poison
Goodbye Letter
Death
Sick Minds
No Requests? Okay. Requests Closed.
Drabbles 2
Tagged~
Drabbles 3
A Party? Yes. Gay Skeletons? Yes.
Food Fight(Rat)
>:)
Lazy Day
New Challenge!
DRAWINGS
MORE DRAWINGS
Nightmares (Rat)
Song of The Lost
Drabbles 4
Headcanons!
Drabbles 5
DIGITAL DRAWING
DIGITAL DRAWING, AGAIN
Huh
Intense
Best Friends
Discarded Oreo
waIT NO-
Ha Ha Ha
oh
Runaways
Killer(Rat)
Shitpost
crescent headcanons
Ohmygod! W O W!
headcanons: ecto bodies
Intense Uno
Killer Queen(s)
Confession
Funny words
Guard Dog
face reveal
It's A Bumpy Road
Uno Champion
The Courtyard (SM)
Oh, Boy
Treehouse
Bathtime
CrissCross
Hugs
Oh, Jeez
Sledding
Nap Time
Pirates
Treehouse - Princess
Lion
Hungry
Oh, Boy - Shut Up
Sweet Dreams
Oh, Boy - Ink, Please Stop
Ouchie
CrissCross - Part 2
In A Bottle
Dress Up
Treehouse - Horror
Welcome Back
First, Last
First, Last - Memory or Dream?
Important Message [A/N]
Welcome Back - Protectors
Midnight Snacks
Unfinished Stories
Oh, Jeez - 2
First, Last - Melodies From Before
Can U Get Pregante?
First, Last - Growing Up, Sometimes
Treehouse - School
Cross's Sleeping Problems
Cats :]
First, Last - Wake Up
Short/s From Tumblr
[In A Bottle] Meeting The Fam
Short/s From Tumblr - 2
Pirates - 2
Stepping Up [Rat]
Can U Get Pregante - 2
Short/s From Tumblr - 3
Oh Jeez - 3
Aftermath
Note From Alex
Treehouse - Home
First, Last - False Memories
[Leviathantale Short from Tumblr] part 2
Pirates - 3
Treehouse - First Day
Can U Get Pregante - 3
i swear to god he's smarter than this
ur awful, i love u
what now [Rat}
Stray
weeping on a friday night god me too
taking your time and making it mine
stupid little puppy
A snack or two
there's a doozy
Can U Get Pregante - 4
A little sip of metaphorical hot chocolate
untitled leviathantale crossmare fic
Oh, Boy - To Be Human
Stray - 2
we're something more than friends and we aren't shy about it
Pirates - 4

Insults(That One p3)

200 11 2
By psycho-chair

i love sentient doll chara, who is probably corrupting cross

also, timeline time.

so cross is nine in this story uwu

Cross tugged on Error's shirt, demanding his attention for the fifth time. "Ma! Ma!! MA!!" Error groaned, "What?" Cross opened his mouth, exclaiming: "Meh pona nish! Gin?" (I want a sandwich! Please?) Error's expression shifted into disapproval.

"En monn onget, Cross." (In common tongue, Cross.)

Cross huffed, "Hio noiiiiii??" (Why thouuughh?) Error took his son's hands, kneeling down, voice stern, "Lo new latteles." (You need practice.)

Cross shook his head, groaning, "Meh ypyk poeeerrrrr!" (I don't want tooooooo!!) Error lightly slapped his wrist, "Cross." The little boy pouted, "Tin." (Fine.)

"I want sandwich." Error smiled, "There, was that so hard?" Cross stuck his tongue out, "Shato mako, powo." Error's smile faltered a bit, though just he sighed and stood up. "I'm going to pretend you didn't say that."

Cross snickered, making grabby hands "Gimme." Error sighed again. Cross had the habit of combining words, which of course makes sense since his native language also has some combined words. (pona is want a, po is want and na is a. combined words.)

"Cross, it's 'give me', not 'gimme.' Try again." Cross rolled his eyelights, scoffing, "Anto rantaksa, shatin."

"Cross!" Error sharply admonished him, "Do not speak to me like that, young man."

"Like what?" Nightmare said as he stepped into the kitchen. Cross perked up, running over to greet his father. "Pa! Good morning!" Nightmare smiled, patting Cross's head. "You're getting good at that." Cross beamed at the praise, bouncing on his toes. "Pa, you can buy sweet, yes?"

"Not today, kid, I've gotta get some paperwork done." Cross's face flushed with rage, and he stomped his foot. He kicked Nightmare's shin, to the dark monster's shock, and pointed at him, furiously shouting. "SHATIN!! SHATIN, POWO, SHATIN!!"

Nightmare opened his mouth to retort, but Error beat him to it. "Cross, if you don't stop this instant, you're grounded." Cross mocked him with ridiculous noises, running out of the room before Error could respond.

Error stared after him, his eyes wide with shock. Nightmare ran a hand over his skull, shaking his head. "What's gotten into him?" Error shrugged, "I don't know. He shouldn't even know those words at his age." Nightmare glanced at the half-made lunches, moving over to take a can of juice. "What was he saying? I don't know the words at all."

Error's expression shifted into one of dismay. "Well, they don't translate well, if I'm honest. Shatin is a very hateful word, though powo a much tamer word." As he spoke, Error took a knife from a drawer, setting it aside to peel an onion.

Nightmare took a cup, mulling over the words as he filled it with water. Curious, he asked, "What do they mean?" Error scooped up the peelings, throwing them away silently. He was still for a moment, letting out a breath before saying, "Powo means something similar to 'village idiot." He took a cutting board, cutting off the stumpy end of the onion, the knife clacking against the plastic board.

"It's an insult to someone's intellect, their sense of wisdom. It challenges someone's ability to make wise choices." Nightmare hummed, "No different than calling someone a fool, I suppose." Error chuckled, "That's true." He started dicing the onion, the atmosphere more lighthearted now. Nightmare wanted to ask what the other word meant, but he let it go, not wanting to ruin the now calm mood.

— next day —

"Pa?" Nightmare startled, nearly dropping his book. He pulled his reading glasses down, peering at Cross over the rims. "Cross? What is it?" Cross was rubbing his arm, his eyelights wavering around the edges. "I'm sorry for what I said." Nightmare almost cursed at the perfect pronunciation, his mouth opening in shock. He ignored it for now, exchanging his shocked expression for another. He patted the seat beside him, waiting until Cross was sitting to lightly pet the child's skull.

Cross was frowning, looking up at Nightmare hopefully. "Is it okay?" Nightmare nodded, "It's okay, Cross." The boy's frown eased, the distressed creases fading. Cross started to get up, but Nightmare set a hand on his shoulder, urging him to sit.

Cross sat back, blinking at Nightmare in confusion. Nightmare took his glasses off, folding them and putting them aside. "I want you to tell me where you learned those words, okay?" Cross shrugged, "Friend taught me, yesterday." Nightmare's brows furrowed, "Friend? Who?" Cross gave him a toothy grin, holding up the ratty doll he carried nearly every day. "Friend Chara."

Nightmare let out a breath, nudging the doll aside, "Cross, there's no way that a toy taught you swears." Cross's eyes went wide, his mouth twisting into a worried frown. "Pa, he isn't not-" Cross paused, glancing down at his hands for a moment. He looked back up, "He isn't a toy. Can't call him that." He held the doll up again, shaking it a bit, "Get angry."

Nightmare scoffed, plucking the doll from Cross's hand, paying no heed to the boy's warning shout. "Cross, it's a doll, dolls don't feel things." Cross grabbed at the toy almost desperately, wincing every time Nightmare would do something. "P-pa, please!!" Nightmare finally stopped, not liking how upset Cross was getting. He let him take the toy back, a shiver passing through his body once he let it go. He glanced around, confused. Cross was oblivious, patting the doll's head and quietly telling it to calm down.

Nightmare glanced down at the toy, unease churning in his nonexistent gut. The button eyes seemed to glow, despite being black. Nightmare quickly looked away. Something was wrong here.

Error already knows something is up with the doll, and now Nightmare is getting bad vibes from it? hmmmmm

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