One-shots [Reqs: 5]

By psycho-chair

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[Cover is mine!] Welcome to The Chair's Library! Requests are CLOSED until I finish the current ones I have... More

RULES [updated Apr.9.23]
Stuck
Sweet Melodies(Ew old)
*villager noise*(EW OLD)
For Him(ew old)
Journal(Rewrite)
Happy
Moss Park
Very Original Roommates Story
Day 1&2(RMS)
Day 3,4,&5 (RMS)
Day 6&7(RMS)
Day 8 (RMS)
Day 9(RMS)
Day 10&11(RMS)
Toxic(Kinda old)
Rat(Rewrite)
Flowers
Check up(Rat)
Darkside
"No homo, right?"..."Very homo."
Age?
demon sandwich, but with a twist
Home...???
Birthday and Storytime!(Rat P2)
Glue
What Happened?
Excitement
Get up
Oops
He's alright...right?
Sticks and Stones
Just look
What
Oh, okay then.
Shitpost???
That one.
Guys I'm rewriting Celebrity
How Disgusting(Bad Snas Poly)
A Lovely Day
Celebrity(Rewrite)
New faces (Rat)
Explosive
Larger than Life
I'm sorry, WHAT?!
A Date
Moonlight
Hello, what the fuck
Mister Dream's Visit
Books(That One pt2)
Home...???(ALT ENDING)
Annoyance
Bug
Contemplate the Consequences
Siblings
Shitposts/Drabbles UwU
A Lifetime Of This
M y D e a r...
Problems(Rat)
Simple
Untitled part 102
Kitchen Fork
A Child.
𝕍𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞-𝕍𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞
Drabbles
Poison
Goodbye Letter
Death
Sick Minds
No Requests? Okay. Requests Closed.
Drabbles 2
Tagged~
Drabbles 3
A Party? Yes. Gay Skeletons? Yes.
Food Fight(Rat)
>:)
Lazy Day
New Challenge!
DRAWINGS
MORE DRAWINGS
Nightmares (Rat)
Song of The Lost
Drabbles 4
Headcanons!
Drabbles 5
DIGITAL DRAWING
DIGITAL DRAWING, AGAIN
Huh
Intense
Best Friends
Discarded Oreo
waIT NO-
Ha Ha Ha
oh
Runaways
Killer(Rat)
Shitpost
crescent headcanons
Ohmygod! W O W!
headcanons: ecto bodies
Intense Uno
Killer Queen(s)
Confession
Guard Dog
Insults(That One p3)
face reveal
It's A Bumpy Road
Uno Champion
The Courtyard (SM)
Oh, Boy
Treehouse
Bathtime
CrissCross
Hugs
Oh, Jeez
Sledding
Nap Time
Pirates
Treehouse - Princess
Lion
Hungry
Oh, Boy - Shut Up
Sweet Dreams
Oh, Boy - Ink, Please Stop
Ouchie
CrissCross - Part 2
In A Bottle
Dress Up
Treehouse - Horror
Welcome Back
First, Last
First, Last - Memory or Dream?
Important Message [A/N]
Welcome Back - Protectors
Midnight Snacks
Unfinished Stories
Oh, Jeez - 2
First, Last - Melodies From Before
Can U Get Pregante?
First, Last - Growing Up, Sometimes
Treehouse - School
Cross's Sleeping Problems
Cats :]
First, Last - Wake Up
Short/s From Tumblr
[In A Bottle] Meeting The Fam
Short/s From Tumblr - 2
Pirates - 2
Stepping Up [Rat]
Can U Get Pregante - 2
Short/s From Tumblr - 3
Oh Jeez - 3
Aftermath
Note From Alex
Treehouse - Home
First, Last - False Memories
[Leviathantale Short from Tumblr] part 2
Pirates - 3
Treehouse - First Day
Can U Get Pregante - 3
i swear to god he's smarter than this
ur awful, i love u
what now [Rat}
Stray
weeping on a friday night god me too
taking your time and making it mine
stupid little puppy
A snack or two
there's a doozy
Can U Get Pregante - 4
A little sip of metaphorical hot chocolate
untitled leviathantale crossmare fic
Oh, Boy - To Be Human
Stray - 2
we're something more than friends and we aren't shy about it
Pirates - 4

Funny words

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By psycho-chair

dream: every little thing is gonna be alright

error, elbowing ink: he's talking about you

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cross, slamming his hands on the table: THE LIBERALS ARE COMING FOR YOUR CHICKEN

horror, cowering in the corner: why.. WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THAT?!

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dust: y'all lie through your teeth about everything

horror: i don't have any teeth

dust: you WILL by the time i'm done with you

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killer working at walmart. he scans an item. the barcode doesnt work.

Cross: "if it doesn't have a barcode, that means it's free right?"

killer, manually typing in the number on the barcode, replying instantly: "i don't see a barcode on you, does that mean you're free later?"

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horror, at cross and killer: "two best friends in a room! they might kiss!"

killer: "yes they will"

cross, blushing: "what?"

killer, leaning in: "they will"

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nightmare: you think i'm helping you because i like you??

cross:....

cross:.....

cross: you like me?

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an image that makes me think of kross

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another image that makes me think about killerdust

(dust is grey, killer is blue)

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killer, arm spread wide: T H U N K    E M O J I

nightmare, scowling: that's the sound you'll make when i thROW YOU ACROSS THE ROOM

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cross: owo what's this

horror, snatching back the cake he just gave him: jfc it was yours

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killer, melodramatically: i just don't understand why cross doesn't like me!

cross, two feet away: maybe because you keep leaving your knives in my bed. i have been impaled thirteen times.

killer, tears in his eyes: but i love you

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nightmare: i am THIS CLOSE to boiling your teeth. one more mistake, and your teeth are mine.

cross, dropping a plate: oh fuc-

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