Manav: Unnsu?
Unns: Haan
Manav (whispering): Kya baat kar rahe the tum log?
Unns (whispering) : Tu toh chup karja Manav. Ye sab teri galti hai.
Manav: Meri galti? Maine kya kiya?
Unns moved her hair and showed him the hickey on her neck.
Unns: Ye kiya tune. Atleast mujhe bta toh deta.
Manav: Ye kisne kiya?
(Manav yaaaar😂😂)
Unns gave him deadly stare.
Unns: Bhoot aakr karke gya.
Manav: I mean ye kaise hua?
Unns deepened her stare.
Manav remembered last night when he was so lost that he didn't realise when he bit her.
Manav: Ohh yaad aaya.
Unns: Atleast mujhe bta toh deta mai conceal hi kr leti.
Manav: Maine bhi realise nhi kiya.
Tanzu: Bhai aap dono kya khaoge?
Manav moved her hair back hiding the hickey. Unnati again sat with her head tilted a little.
Tk: Kya Hua Unnsu? Aap tabse aise sar tedha karke kyu baithe ho?
Manav: Kuch nhi thoda pain ho rha hai neck par.
Tk: Oh no. Volini lau?
Unns: Nhi nhi.
Aashna: Batao na kya khaoge tum dono?
Unns smiled at Aash for diverting the topic. Aash blinked her eyes showing acceptance.
Unns: Pancakes
Manav: Mai bhi yehi khaunga.
Tk ordered their breakfast. Sanket then took Manzeel out in the balcony.
Sanku: Tk, Manav bhai mujhe aapse kuch baat karni hai ek minute aana.
Manzeel went with him.
Sanku: Ye log pakka kuch chhupa rahi hai.
Tk: Haina mai bhi yehi soch rha tha pakka koi baat hai.
Manav: Nhi Nhi. Koi baat nhi hai.
Sanku: Nhi bhai mai bol rha hun na.
Manav in his head: Ye sanku detective kyu ban gya achanak se?
Tk: Puche kya inse?
Sanku: Aashna aur Ashi toh bta dengi but inki Unnsu btane nhi de rhi.
Manav in his head: Vo bichari kya bataye tum idiots ko.
Tk: Chalo na mai puchta hun Unns se.
Sanku: Haan chal.
Manav: Ruko.
Sanku: Kya hua bhai?
Manav: Mt pucho usse.
Tk: Kyu?
Manav: Tumhare mtlb ki baat nhi hai.
Tk: Mtlb aapko pta hai?
Sanku: Aapko bhi pta hai fir toh pakka jaanna hai mujhe.
Tk: Haan ab toh mai aur bhi curious hogya hun.
Manav: Idiot ho kya tum dono?
Sanku: Acha aap hi bta do?
Manav: Kaise se gadhe ho na tum dono?
Tk: Bhai tareef baad mein karna jaldi batao.
Manav in his head: Kya batau inhe mai? Pr agar bataunga nhi toh sir chaat jayenge dono. Kya karu in dono ka mai? Bta du? Agar bta dunga toh udhar Unnsu mera murder mar degi. Kya karu.. Urghhhh bta deta hun. Dekha jayega. Unnsu se daant kha lunga zyada se zyada fir mana bhi lunga.
Tk: Kaha kho gye? Yaha mere dimaag ka happy Birthday ho rha hai aur aap suspense badhaye jaa rhe ho.
Manav: Unhone Unns ke neck pr hickey dekh li thi.
Tk: Kisne di?
Manav gave him deadly stare.
Tk looked at Manav while Sanku burst out laughing.
Sanku: TK YAAAAR 😂😂
(Author: TK yaaaaaaar😂😂😂😂)
Tk: Haan haan mtlb aapne hi di hogi. Acha toh ye baat thi. Acha tabhi aap raat ko mujhe aise ghur rahe the jaise aap mujhe kha jaoge.
Sanku: Mtlb?
Tk: Arey kal mera charger tere room mein reh gya tha na toh mujhe ye laga ki Manav bhai ke room mein reh gya hai. Mai gya toh inhone darwaza khola kaafi der ke baad. Fir ye mujhe ghurne lg gye jaise ye kuch imp kaam kar rahe ho aur maine disturb krdiya ho. Mujhe lga maybe so rhe honge aur maine inki neend disturb kardi. Fir unns ne mujhe andar bulaya bhi baithne ke liye. Inhone fir mujhe aise ghura jaise mera murder kar denge. Mai kal raat se yehi soch rha tha ki aisa kyu kiya Manav bhai ne. Ab smjh aaya.
Sanku burst out laughing.
Sanku: Tune faltu mein disturb kar diya. Bichare Manav bhai.
Tk: Ab mujhe sapna thodi aayega yaar.
Sanku: Ashi ka charger use kar leta. In dono ko disturb karne ki kya zarurat thi.
Tk: Acha chalo ye chdo aap bhai ye batao ki aisa kya hua jisse uske neck par hickey aagyii?
Sanku: Haan haan batao na. Jo bhi bolo sabse badiya trip toh aapki chal rahi hai.
Manav was looking at them
(just like the above picture hahaha I'm obsessed with that look 😂😂)
Manav: Hogya tum dono ka?
Sanku: Abhi kaha? Bhai aap itna kya sharma rahe ho. Hum bhi toh aapke apne hi hai.
Tk: Haan haan bhai humse kaisi sharam.
Manav: Galti kardi tum dono ko btaake
Sanku: Bhai itne laal hogye ho aap jaake sheesha dekho. Aisa bhi kya hua kal raat ko batao batao
Manav: Lagta hai tum dono ki bahot din se pitai nhi hui na tabhi ye sb puch rahe ho mujhse.
Tk: Waah bhai waah. Ab aap humein maaroge? Yehi din dekhna reh gya tha (fake crying)
Manav: Tum dono ka drama hogya toh chalein andar ab?
Sanku (giggling) : Haan haan chalo.
Manav: Sanku beta badi hassi aarhi haina. Mera bhi din jaldi aayega. Mai bhi fir Unnsu ka saath dunga dekhiyo tu.
Sanku: Arey aap toh bura maan gye.
Manav: Chal chal nautanki.
They went back in the room still giggling.
Aash: Itni der kaha laga di tum logon ne?
Unns: Why are you laughing?
Sanku: Manav bhai bta du?
Manav turned his head towards his left where Sanku was standing.
Tk: Inse kya puch rha hai? Humein sab pta chal gya hai.
Manav then turned his head right where Tanzu was standing.
Manav: Marr gya
He then looked in front to see Unns's reaction.
She was frowning at him.
Unns: Did you tell them Manav?
Manav: Unnsu vo
Unns: Tere pet mein koi baat nhi bachti na?
Tk: Aapko lgta hai Manav bhai kuch chupa sakte hai humse
Sanku: Ab itna bhi kya sharmana. Jab do jawan ladka ladki pyaar karte hai toh aksar aisa ho jaata hai.
Unns: Aisa kuch bhi nhi hai jo tum log samajh rahe ho.
Tk was holding his laughter with his hand on his mouth.
Unns: Hass le Tk khul ke hassle.
Sanku: Humein mt sikhao Vahini. Hum sab smjhte hai.
Manav thought of leaving silently.
Unns: Dare you move from here Mr. MNV. Ye sab teri vjh se hua hai.
Manav: Unnsu ab isme meri kya galti.
Sanku: Haan haan unki kya galti. Hamare bhai ko darao mt.
Aash: Acha enough yaar. Ab un dono ko aur embarrass mt karo. Chup hojao tum dono.
#Satan kept quite. After 5 seconds
Sanku: Tabhi itni der se gardan tedhi karke baithi thi ye jaise koi chudail ho.
Unns: Did you just call me a chudail?
Sanku: Yes I did. Chudail
Unns: Hawww
Tk: Maine pucha bhi ki Unnsu aise gardan tedhi karke kyu baithi hai toh kehti pain hai.
#Satan burst out laughing.
Tanzu: Aur pta hai raat ko jb mai inke room mein charger lene aaya toh Manav bhai ne mujhe aisa ghura jaise kha jayenge.
Aash: Ab tu unko galat time pr disturb karega toh vo log aur karenge bhi kya.
Unns: Honey tu bhi?
Satan were still laughing.
She took two pillows and threw one on Sanku and other on Tanzeel.
Manav in his mind: Manav yehi time hai Unnsu ke gusse se bachne ka
Manav: Kaha tha na mat pange lo ab padh gyi na maar. Koi baat nhi Unnsu acha bta tu ice cream khayegi?
Unns: Tujhe kya lg rha hai mujhe kuch smjh nhi aarha. Tujhe toh mai baad mein dekhungi
Sanku: Haww hamare saamne aisi baatein. Chi chi aajkal ke bache kitna bigad gye hai.
Unns: Sanku youuuu.
The bell rang.
Manav: Khaana aagya wow. Chalo sab khaana khao.
Tk: Aapki jo ye Unnsu ke gusse se bachne ki koshish haina sab samajh aarhi hai hamein Manav bhai.
Ashi: Bs kar Tk. Jaa jaake door khol.
Tk went and opened the door.
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I can't control my laughter after this 😂😂
Aap sabka kya haal hai? 😂