AYO 28 PARTS
SHOUTOUT TO 'WonderlandCayCay' FOR BEING IN ALL OF MY CHAPTERS
I would love to see you in more parts of this "story"
Dream: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.
Sapnap: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and George isn't
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Dream: Is something burning?
Sapnap: Just my love for you.
Dream: Sapnap, the toaster is on fire.
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Dream: This is such a bad idea.
Sapnap: Then why are you coming along?
Dream: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Dream, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Sapnap: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Dream: What is your biggest weakness?
Sapnap: I can be uncooperative.
Dream: Okay, can you give me an example?
Sapnap: No.
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Dream XD: It's time to wake up, George.
George: 5 more minutes...
Dream XD, smiling softly: 5 more minutes *snuggles up to George
Dream: It's time to wake up.
Sapnap: 5 more minutes...
Dream: *Sharpening knife* Maybe you misheard me
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George: You got really drunk last night.
Dream: How drunk was I?
George: You admitted you were in love with Sapnap
Dream: oh no.
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Dream: That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Sapnap: You would eat yourself?
Dream: I wouldn't even question it.
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Dream: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Sapnap: Isn't that just killing people?
Dream: Ah, technicality.
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Dream: Okay, truth or dare?
Sapnap: Truth
Dream: How many hours have you slept this week?
Sapnap:
Sapnap: ...Dare
Dream: Go to bed.
Sapnap: I don't like this game.
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Dream: Welcome, fellow idiots
Sapnap: Hello, Dream
Dream: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Sapnap: You underestimate me
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Dream: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that'd be a neat noise
Sapnap: I beg to differ
Dream: Then Beg