Author pov
"Oh c'mon~ I thought you changed your mind about the deal" Bill pouted "Hah! You thought. Well, we're not changing our mind so begone Bill" Error said.
"You no fun Error :(" Bill said then he teleported to god knows where. "God damnit. Cross, its your fault that he's out again >:(" Error said.
-Later-
"We couldn't find her anywhere T-T" Horror said while Killer nodded. Dust, on the other hand is holding Cross by the hood looking irritated. "Can anyone else be with him other than me?!" Dust said.
":'(" [#StopCrossAbuse]
"Lol no u"
"We haven't search the ruins yet because a certain SOMEONE distracted us" Nightmare said "Alright, lets not waste time. Lets go there" Killer said.
As they were walking towards the ruins, Bill appeared out of thin air again. "So, you changed your mind?" Bill asked "Oh for the love of memes, No and never will be" Error said.
":("
"Say.... I got this question in my head for a while now" Bill said "Ah shit, here we go again" Error said
-✨And now... Bill says some random bullshit✨-
"If a 'Straight' guy gets turned on while looking at women 'Balloons' and 'upsidedown peach'. And 'Gay' guy gets turned on while looking at guy 'whizz-whazz pickle spazz'. Does that means that 'Gay' guy gets turned on when they looked at their own 'whizz-whazz pickle spazz'?" Bill asked
Horror, Killer, Cross : "*Confused screaming*"
Nightmare : "*Demonic laugh*"
Error : "WHY YOU LITTLE-"
Dust : "No no. He has a point . _."
"*Sigh* here" Error said handing Bill a small piece of paper.
"Ooh~ what's this?"
Bill take the paper and he sees some numbers on it.
"Err... Why did you gave me a paper...? With numbers on it?"
"Turn it upsidedown"
"O....kay?"
Bill then turned it upsidedown and sees the 'message'.
"Wha- Hey! >:'(. That's rude you know-"
"Wait- where'd they go? . _."
*They all left*
*Literally, they said "Adios, bish"*
"Hello, darkness my old friend :'("
Y/n pov
"Y/n, y/n, y/n" Sci called me "Yea, Sci?" I said "I got a bad feeling now that Bill is out..." Sci said "What?" I said "He could be trying to make a deal with whoever he got in sight and it could be one of them..." Sci said.
"..."
"..."
"Can i just throw myself into the lava? :'). Please, end this madness"
"D-d-don't wor-rry y/n. I-i'll find a way to stop this 😰" Sci said panicking.
":')"
Author pov
-Outside the Ruins door-
*Knock*
*Knock*
*Knock*
"Hereeee's Johnny- i mean Horror"
"Umm... Can we just get in already?" Killer said "Right..." Horror said. "Let's just go in already you idiots" Nightmare said.
-A few minutes later-
"Mhmhmhmhm..... I can smell y/n in here (●♡∀♡)" Cross said "Can you not?" Dust said "She might be in Toriel's house" Nightmare said.
Y/n pov
"So...." Bill started "Take us outta here! (ᗒᗩᗕ)" i said "W-whoa! Calm down will ya?" Bill said "PLEAAAASEEEEE ;-;" i said
"..."
"*Sigh* fine. Im doing this just because the author said so" [Do you really have to break the fourth wall.. again]
Bill then open a portal just as the bad sanses came upstairs.
"Bill.... Don't you fucking dare💢" Error said "¯\_(ツ)_/¯" Bill shrugged "Bai :)" I said as i pushed Sci into the portal and jumped in.
"Bill you son of a bitch (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻" Nightmare said flipping a table "Whoopsie~😃" Bill then disappeared again.
"CURSE YOU BILLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!"
-Somewhere-
Sci : "(･–･)?"
Y/n : "Yay! I don't know where we are.... (;;;・_・)"
I looked around and something about this place is somewhat similar. "Huh? Why does this place seems similar?" I said "What?" Sci said "I swear i've been here when im running away from them" i said.
"Lets try to walk around for a bit" Sci said "Ok" i said.
-Later-
"Hang on... Isn't that..." I said "Isn't that what?" Sci asked "*Gasp* ITS IVY'S CABIN!" i said in excitement "Wait, who?" Sci asked but i just dragged his ass towards the cabin.
". _."
*Knock*
*Knock*
*Knock*
No response
...
I opened the door and-
"Get out of my room! Im pLaYiNg MiNeCrAfT!"
"Oopsie, my bad" then i closed the door and never went inside ever again.
-Take two-
*Knock*
*Knock*
*Knock*
*Someone answered the door*
"Who is it?- Oh my! Y/n-dear, is that you?"
"Yes, its me! I missed you so much Ivy!" I said hugging Ivy [Awwwwe] "Ah! Y/n-dear, i missed you too. Im glad you're safe ⊂(´･◡･⊂ )∘˚˳°" Ivy said as she hugged me too.
"Eh!? Y/n-dear! You-you're pregnant" Ivy said "Did one of them did this to you?" Ivy asked and i nodded.
"WhO dId It?" Ivy asked in a really dangerous tone "Error did it .-." I said.
"..."
"Could you be a dear and get me your flame thrower? (◍•ᴗ•◍)"
"Sure thing Ivy 😃"
[Ivy is mad. Get ready to get yo ass burned boi. The sanses : "*Profusely sweating*"]
"And who's this?" Ivy said changing her tone. With a more welcoming tone while looking at Sci who looks like he's about to pee his pants "This is my friend, Sci" i said "Why don't you two come in" Ivy said inviting us to come inside.
"Oh wow, i didn't know you had around..... One thousand cats here" i said as i looked at Sci who's drowning in a pile of cats. And he seems to be enjoying it. "This is heaven~" Sci quietly said.
[ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ nya~]
"I was feeling lonely even since you left and someone gave me these cats to keep me company" Ivy said "I see..." I said as i petted one of the cats.
"Anyway, tell me about the baby. How long have you been pregnant? Tho it looks like its around 5-6 months. I will send Error 6 feet under for raping you. Actually, more than 6 feet." Ivy said "👀"
Author pov
"God damn you Bill!💢 Give me back what's mine!" Error said "Now we have to go search for her againnnnnnn!" Killer said holding his face "Bill is so dead the next time i see him💢 I will spill his blood everywhere" Dust said. "*Inhale* Release all the sounds that are trapped in your mind" Horror said
Cross : "*Demonic screech*"
[Err.. Bill, i think you better run]
"Lemme just go to the doodle noodle sphere" Error said as he opened a portal to the doodle sphere.
-385 minutes later-
"There's still a lot of AU here ಠ ೧ ಠ. Why does Ink has to make a lot of AU's" Nightmare said "Let's go with this AU" Cross said.
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-AU no 1-
"Where are we?" Horror asked
"I AIN'T GOT NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'ALL. Y'ALL NOT GONNA GET SLEEP CAUSE OF ME!!!" Someone yelled
"Definitely not this AU" Killer said
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-AU no 2-
"And where are we now-" Dust said
"Im gay-" Someone said after jumping off of a counter
"Wrong AU" Dust said
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-AU no 3-
"I think this is the right one-" Error said but quickly stop
"♪NO NO, DON'T TOUCH ME THERE. THIS IS MY NO NO SQUARE♪" Someone sang
"Nevermind" Error said walking backwards
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-AU no 4-
"Pretty sure this is the one" Nightmare said
"Happy happy happy~ Here's your fucking burgerrr~ Eat it" Someone said handing Nightmare a burger
"..."
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-The next thing you know the AU is destroyed-
"Why do we always go an 'Epic just cursed this AU'?" Cross asked "Dunno" Killer said "Mah baby ;-;" Error cries.
"You do know that everytime you put your head on Y/n's stomach, your child always kicks your head" Nightmare said reminding Error how much his unborn child hates him "Shut up Nootmare" Error said.
"💢I told you to stop calling me that💢" Nightmare said "Boohoo im so scared Nootmare~" Error said sarcastically "Im legit gonna break your fucking skull if you keep calling me that" Nightmare said 'I would like to see you try bish :)' Error thought.
"Pfft, they're fighting again over something stupid" Horror said
"Mhm" Killer said
"What's that Horror ^^💢" Nightmare said
"I-i said 'Waah' °×°" Horror said
"Im pretty sure i heard something else" Nightmare said "No you didn't" Horror quietly said "Whatever, you cloud eating skeleton and keep farting cloud" Nightmare said "Oi! I never eat cloud nor fart cloud!" Horror said.
"Now where were we Error- Error?" Nightmare said as he look at Error who's just....... Hugging a drawing? A y/n's drawing to be exact.
Cross : "Oh no"
Horror, Dust, Killer : "?"
Nightmare : "?"
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Error : "♪AND IIIIIIIIIIIIII!♪"
Cross chara : "*Holding his ears* HOLY SHIT!"
Error : "♪WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS TO ME. GOD DAMN IT HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!♪ ;-;"
All of them except Error : "(⌐■-■) Hmmmm interesting"
Cross chara : "*Dying inside with bleeding ears*" [F]
Error : "My child ;-;"
"Can you just accept the fact that you child hates you even after being born" Dust said ">:( the fuck did you say bish? My child would never hate me" Error said almost confidently.
"Press 'X' to Doubt"
"X"
"X"
"X"
">:'("
"Have fun getting bullied by your own friends Error"
"Hey! I heard that Bill you little sh💩t!"
Y/n pov
"Y/n-dear" Ivy said "Yeah?" I said "If you gave birth to your daughter, do you want me to babysit her if you're busy?" Ivy asked "Sure Ivy" i said.
"What are you planning on naming your daughter?" Ivy asked "I haven't thought of it yet.." i said "Maybe I'll give it a name after she's born.." i said "I see" Ivy said
"Well, If you still struggling to find a name for her, i will help you find her a suitable name" Ivy said "Thanks Ivy" i said "No problem dear (◍•ᴗ•◍)" Ivy said with a warm smile.
"*Insert a load ass purr*"
"I love cats ♥" Sci said giving some cat belly rub
"Nya~"
"*Blushing intensifies*" "If i die, i want to die with cats around me so i can die peacefully" Sci said
"Uhh... What-"
"N-NOTHING! I SAID NOTHING! •///•"
"So y/n-"
"HOLY SH💩T!"
*Punches Bill on the face*
"Ahhh! Why'd you punch me?!"
"Stop scaring me!"
"Or what? 👀 Oh shi-"
"CATS ATTACCCCC!!!!"
"WHAT THE FU!"
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