"Lilia, please clear the dishwasher." Wilbur called from the kitchen.
"No!" She screamed, scrolling through her phone.
"GET YOUR LAZY ASS UP AND DO IT." Dream yelled.
"Okay!!" Lilia bolted up the stairs, to Allie and Tommy's room, where the boy was streaming.
"Eyyyyy Tommaye-toe!!" She shrieked, busting open the door.
"AHHHHHHH." Tommy screamed, startled by the jump-scare. "Aw, what now Lilia?"
"Wilbur and Dream both said you have to empty the dishwasher." Lilia said, passing the chore to him.
"Awww but I'm streaming!" He pouted.
"HAHAAAA DISHWASHERINNIT!!" Allie yelled from the other side of the room.
"Now I have full control of the stream, what should I do, chat?" Lilia said, sliding into Tommy's chair.
"Put some weird sh*t on the screen for when Tommy comes back?" Allie suggested.
"Okay!" Lilia agreed and started putting random pictures on the screen.
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"Fundyyyyyyyy." Lilia dragged out his name, walking into his stream.
"What the f*ck do you want from me?" He asked exasperatedly.
"Whatcha doing?" She said, pulling up a chair.
"Playing with your cat." Fundy said, picking up Bast and putting her in his lap. "Chat look at her cat!!"
"Yeah, I know, my cat is so awesome," She started. "Just like me!"
"No, you really aren't." Fundy insisted.
"Lying calls for confession, Fundy, do you want me to call my uncle who's a priest?"
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LiliaRose is Live! Playing Minecraft PE with the gamers squad!
"Dream do the intro!!" Lilia begged.
"Yeah, do the intro." Tubbo said halfheartedly.
"Please Dream." Ranboo asked from the side, where he and Dream were sitting.
"Fine."
"Yay!!" Allie cheered. "Start now."
"So chat," He started. "In this video, or stream, we coded it so that we're all playing in Pocket Edition. This was our first time. Can we beat the game?"
"Beautifully done." Lilia clapped. "Are you guys ready?" She logged into the game, and the others followed.
Dream joined the game
CaptainPuffy joined the game
Ranboo joined the game
Sapnap joined the game
Purpled joined the game
OceanAllie joined the game
TommyInnit joined the game
Tubbo_ joined the game
Awesamdude joined the game
Nihachu joined the game
Ph1lza joined the game
KarlJacobs joined the game
Quackity joined the game
ItsFundy joined the game
WilburSoot joined the game
They were all arranged in front of the camera, except the people like Ranboo and Dream who haven't done a face-reveal.
They were also all on their phones. Except for Quackity, as he is an iPad kid, was on an iPad.
"How do you move?" Tommy whined.
"Why is there a big circle?" Dream laughed.
"Oh my god....." Lili said, walking around to change all of their settings.
"Oh okay," Niki started punching everyone.
"Niki why are you attacking me?" Wilbur pouted.
"Oh wait that's attacking?" She asked innocently.
"HOW THE F*CK DO YOU SPRINT??" Quackity yelled.
TommyInnit was slain by OceanAllie
Dream was slain by LiliaRose
ItsFundy was slain by OceanAllie
Ranboo fell out of the world
"Stop killing us!" Fundy said indignantly.
"Okay, can we all just agree to play and get along? We're supposed to be teammates!" Sam said.
"Fine." Tommy agreed, flipping off Allie. In response, she left the room.
"No- wait- Allie?" Tubbo said. She came back shortly, a fake-pout on her face, and hid something behind her back.
"What are you-" Tommy said. She put a baseball hat on Tommy, flipping it backwards.
"ChadInnit! ChadInnit!" She said.
"Oh I f*cking hate you."
"Tommy what does 'arse over tit' mean?" Lilia asked, googling something on her monitor.
"What- why would you- how you- whot?"
"LIA! WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT." Wilbur scolded her.
"No, Grayson says that it is #3 in '100 British Slang words that will knock your socks off'. See?" She showed them what she googled.
"Why would you google that?" Puffy was close to crying of laugher.
"I have no idea, but I'm using from now on." Purpled called.
"Bast, move! You're blocking my mlg!" Dream said, pushing her cat away.
"You won't even land it." Lilia teased.
Dream fell from a high place
"Called it motherf*cker." Lilia said. "Pay up Wilbur." He groaned and passed her a dollar.
"You- you bet against me?" Dream sounded hurt.
"I would too!" Sapnap said. "Okay, keep going."
"So you double tap the top arrow to sprint." Lilia whispered from next to Karl and Purpled.
"KARL WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AT ME, MAN?" Quackity yelped.
"PURPLED- stOp." Sam said. "How are you sprinting??"
"Yeah how are you- Lilia why are you giving them advice and not the rest of us?" Ranboo asked.
"Because they deserve it, you don't."
"I am hurt." Wilbur said.
You whisper to WilburSoot: double tap the top arrow ;)
"I am not hurt anymore."
"Neither am I!" Tubbo said as Allie whispered instructions to him.
"HEYYYYY THAT'S FAVORITISM." Tommy yelled.
"I am truly offended." Ranboo stated flatly.
"Fine, f*ck you all." Lilia said, giving them all instructions.
"EYYYYYY WANNA BUY SOME DRUGS?" Quackity screamed, passing out poppies to everyone.
"Um, uh, no thank you?" Lilia said.
"Guys, I already made it to the end, why are you so slow?" Dream asked.
"Well not all of us are speedrunners." Allie whined.
"Oh! I forgot it was Tubbo's birthday!" Niki laughed.
"Anak ng tinapay Tubbo!!" Wilbur cheered.
"Oh god." Lilia buried her head in her hands.
"What? Didn't you tell me that? Lilia?" He asked.
"No, she told me what it means." Purpled said. "Why don't you google translate it?"
(IGNORE THE SON, IT ACTUALLY MEANS CHILD)
"Oh." Wilbur said. "I'm very disappointed in you Lilia, I expected better."
"I'm sorry, it was funny though!" She said indignantly.
"It really was." Karl giggled.
"Yeah, I mean, even I knew that." Tubbo said, Tommy nodding along with him.
"So you all just planned this joke against me?" Wilbur scoffed.
"I'm just here like, I already beat the dragon with Dream while you were all arguing." Puffy said.
"Yeah, you guys are slow." Dream wheezed.
"WE'RE ALL NOT SPEEDRUNNERS LIKE YOU."
"Anyone want more drugs?" Quackity said meekly.
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hi i am very sorry for not updating
i had writers block
better chapters coming i hope
see you soon
:)