Felix:
Guys I have a new pet!!! :D
Me:
Ahhhhhhdkdkjsjsjdndjdn
Minho:
iSSA CAT?
Jeongin:
Nah, he himself is a cat
I bet it's something else
Minho:
Felix, since you're a cat...
Can I adopt you?
Hyunjin:
Back off I adopted him first
Seungmin:
Apparently Hyunjin is a parent now
Changbin:
YAHHH WHY DO I NEVER GET THE CUTE PEOPLE
Jisung:
I'm cute 🥺
Changbin:
Ew no
Hyunjin:
Yah yah let Lix tell us about his pet!!
Minho:
"Tell us about his pet"
What is this, an interview?
Felix:
Oop-
Jisung:
And I oop-
Hyunjin:
Sksksksks
Felix:
DO YOU EVEN VSCOOO
Jeongin:
.....
Ight imma head out
Seungmin:
This chat causes me immense physical pain every time
Jisung:
So does sex ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ
But we do it anyway
Seungmin:
Or maybe a heart attack
Minho:
Or maybe a brain tumor
Seungmin:
Or maybe an organ failure
Me:
I will stop you guys right here
Changbin:
Yeah this got so serious
I was almost gonna cry
Felix:
PET
I HAVE A PET
LET'S TALK ABOUT PETS
Jeongin:
I once had a pet tadpole
Was kinda cute
So I named him Brad Pitt
Hyunjin:
*Kim Seokjin wants to know your location*
Me:
I thought you might have had a pet dog or smth
What about Felix?
Is it a rabbit?
Jisung:
Not to ruin your moment but rabbits get depressed easily and die of loneliness
Seungmin:
Wow you know your things bruh
Minho:
Rabbits? More like me :D
Changbin:
whY dOeS THIS CHAT KEEP GETTING SO DARK
Jeongin:
I thought you liked dark?
Changbin:
Felix:
I HAVE A NEW PET
PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION :((
Me:
Okay okay yes
Felix please don't let it be an animal that can be depressed easily
Felix:
Oh no, mine won't even care about loneliness
He's too unbothered
Minho:
So issa cat?
Felix:
No
A tarantula
Me:
Okay I can't keep defending you all every time
What is this
Why is this
Hyunjin:
OH LIKE BILLIE EILISH?!?!
Felix:
EXACTLYYYYY!!!
I'M THE NEW EYELASH
MY CROWN HAS TARANTULAS AND I HAVE A SPIDER IN MY MOUTH
Jeongin:
This is low-key scary
Okay who am I kidding
This is high-key scary and I don't wanna imagine it
Minho:
There are about a million species of animals out there.
And you chose to ignore all the goddamn animals.
And chose a spider.
I mean, kudos.
Jisung:
He's using full stops guys he's pissed off
Seungmin:
So much for correct grammar
Felix:
Don't attack me like that
I love Spider and he's a spider
Jeongin:
HAVE YOU NAMED YOUR SPIDER 'SPIDER'?????
Felix:
Yes
Gonna stay attached to the core
Authentic is what I like
Jisung:
But like mood bruh
Jeongin:
I feel dumb not calling my tadpole 'Tadpole'
Me:
No no wait
What are we doing
Minho:
Soonie, Doongie and Dori would like to meet Spider
Hyunjin:
Yeah so that they can swallow the spider
Jisung:
No they can't
Seungmin:
I smell smth stupid coming next from him...
Jisung:
Because then the spider would make a spider web in their stomachs
Changbin:
I can't fight that logic tho
Me:
.............
Alright let's stop here
Who's coming to the field trip from school tomorrow?
Minho:
Y'all are planning on going?
Felix:
I guess I will
Me:
I ain't waiting for your answers guys
We're all going
It'll be fun! :D
Jisung:
F
Hyunjin:
F
Jeongin:
F
Felix:
Also guys
Can I bring my spider along w me?
Me:
I think it's best that you don't-
Jisung:
Nawwww I wanna meet Spider
Felix:
Ly bro :D
(a/n: i had a pet spider named Spider too but my dad killed it in a week. RIP Spider.
Also, I have that tadpole too — except it's a stuff toy
Btw, we're at 24.5k!! Thank you so much for getting past the chapter called Horny Jisung and still reading! I check comments on those chapters and evilly laugh at y'all getting uncomfortable lmaooo why am I like this)