Random Tfp stories pt 2

By Newspaper_

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This is the second book of the last one, if you haven't seen my other one, read that one first then come back... More

Servant of Evil
Ratchet the cat is back!
Ratchet is in love with sweets+ me and Optimus
If Death Note met Transformers
YO!
Uhm....Idk on what to name this
Using my brain
What do bees make?
Pictures~
Other fandom pictures because I have no life~
Skidaddle skidoodle
NaNi?! Stuff
Look what I found
Team Prime as a band (rock because I like rock)
R.I.P my ship
Oof
You daily dose of memez
Random things that may brain could think of
Ratchet's plants
The tale of Two Ratchet's
Stuff about author-chan pt2
Spiders
Did it hurt when you fell
Beat the parents
what am I?
More stuff
R.I.P Ratch
Every time
That's not me
All the Ratchet's spend a day together
Uhm
These pajamas are gay
IT'S THE RULE
Transformers as Inuyasha
Ratchet was forced to do this (Idk)
Bang bang
Portal mistake
Tiny things are scary
Drink
Who stole the drugs?
Great save there buddy
Stuff I made in Gacha Club and a drawing
Optimus is bored
Vines (but only two because my brain sucks)
Optimus is sick
He will sacrifice everything for his little bro
Big bro teaching little bro how to cook
Ratchet sees his family again +new family member
You good?
What-
Affection
Memes
Wait, you get sleep?
Bumblebee uhm
Ratchet does not care
Who are you?
Wait....your name isn't mama?!
Ready to socialize?
What was Orion like?
Excuse me?
Feeling froggy?
Headcannons
GUYS GUYS!
What would you do?
Misunderstanding
Sorry, it didn't work...
Why are you looking up?
Starscream and Megatron when no one is around plus a bonus
More picures because I have no life!
Same
Oh boy..
MAMA NOOOOOO
Uh oh...
Some stuff
Back at it again with the ship tester
I don't cook, I don't clean
They can't escape!
What happened
Revenge
Uhhhh
Do it for him!
Back at it again with the ship tester part 2
Pregnant
True
Don't touch Ratchet
Ratchet doesn't like the mornings..
Optimus and Ratchet as a flight attendants plus me
Optimus is a Bisexual mess
Oh-
Wait-
Transformers as Ghost Stories dub
I can fit the whole world in my hands
There is a theif
Scraplet probelms
All the Ratchet's spend a day together pt.2
Do you feel safe?
Tfp as vines
Ratchet and Optimus stuff
Spiders?
Why are there so many letters in Wednesday?!
Marriage counseling
Oooooh the child!
Oh boy
Wait what-
Ratchet gets prank called
TfA Ratch and Arcee get stuck
More pictures owo
Stuff
Why do you sound Irish?
Guess who?
SHORTER?!
Ratchet's secret box
Ratchet vs Karen
Plastic wrap
Holy water...
Memes
Holy-
The teaaaaaaaaaaa
Road Trip!
My story right now
Remember that scene?
Rebellion
Basically Team Prime and the Decepticons on crack
More Kallmekris stuff
World Domination How To
Stuff
World Domination How To
"Natural causes"
Coffee cures depression
Oh boy
Oh no-
Optimus has snapped
D:
Optimus-
Let's English
The difference is amazing
Why is it when something happens it's always you three?
Incorrect quotes
This playdate is over!
Don't leave Ratchet alone to raise 6 kids
Not the cake!
How?
Headcanons
*sighs* Fem Op, stop being horny..
This is the comedy police
I AM YOUR BRAIN!
Swerve and Pharma make Ratchet cry
Animal Crossing
Cactus
Why Optimus doesn't die anymore
Optimus just not having it
Just like you
So....
Soundwave's voice
Malk
You are a fool
Uh-
Uh-
More headcanons~
Swift-
Ambulon has Corona
Transformers Pride Month fanart
*sighs*
Oh~
Dodge this
Lil Ratch and the bois
Oh crap-
Amazing family reunion
Everything
Fergalicious
ARA ARA!
British people be like
MEDIC!
Bro-
He deserves it tho-
Pictures
Hehe
Do you feel threatened?
I'm sorry..
Wrrrrryyy lmao
Uhm-
Don't go...
So dumb, so dumb
Oh shimata-
>:3 I will never stop!
But...they need me
What if-
:3
Wedding season
Where's Spike?
These are the worlds four fingers for f*** off
You guys want ice for that?
Don't worry bae, I'll protect you
Hm-
Father's Day
How big?
Goodbye my love
GERMAN SUPLEX!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Clown Motel

33 1 0
By Newspaper_

Okay here we go

...

Ratchet: If you don't give us a clean room we're not staying.

Mags: You're going to find any better rooms then the Clown Motel, pal.

Ratch: The fu** kinda motel is this?

Mags: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT KIND OF FU***** MOTEL IS THIS PAL?!

Mags: Look around, it's the best on the block! IT'S A CLOWN MOTEL! IT'S FULL OF CLOWNS!

Mags: DO YOU WANT A ROOM OR NOT?! COME ON!

Everyone: *wheezing*

Ratch: Listen fool, if you can't get us a fu***** room! I'm gonna give you a one star review on yelp- bit**!

Mags: Oh my Primus you ain't going to give me s*** pal! Either buy a room or get out!

Mags: I thought this was the Clown Motel, but a couple of clowns just walked through my door!

Ratchet: WHAT THE FU** DID YOU CALL ME DAWG?! I'M GOING FULL MEXICAN ON YOUR BIT** A**!

Ratchet: *in Spanish* YOU BETTER GIVE US A FU***** ROOM IF NOT- IF NOT IMMA TAKE YOUR EYES OUT DAWG!

Mags: SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT HE'S SAYING! Dude what the fu** is he saying. Dude I don't speak Taco Bell!

Op: *dying of laughter*

Ratch: *in Spanish* LOOK WEY! IMMA COUNT TO 3! If at 3 you don't GIVE US A CLEAN ROOM DAWG-

Mags: WHAT IS THIS FU***** GUY SAYING?!

Op: We don't know...

Mags: Can I get someone who speaks some fu***** ENGLISH!

Mags: THIS IS ENGLISH LAND!

Mags: WE

Mags: SPEAK

Mags: ENGLISH!

Ratch: *still speaking spanish* Come and show us our rooms fool!

Mags: Okay that's it, that's it you son of a bit**! You're coming with me pal, come on!

Ratch: *in Spanish* Vamos a bailar!

Mags: WE'RE WALKING HERE!

Ratch: VAMOS!

Mags: Come on kid! Hurry it up!

Mags: Blah blah blah, taco taco taco! Come on!

Mags: *screaming*

Mags: BUNCH OF CLOWNS! What are you doing-

Ratch: *in Spanish* Welcome to the Clown Motel. Where we have a pendejo (stupid a**) clown idiot!

Ratch: *holding a gun out and in Spanish* Give me my room wey!

Mags: What's he saying?

Op: I-I don't know dude...

Mags: Sounded kinda mean

Op: Sounds like a typical American story. A Mexican just stole an American's job Magnus. You're unemployed. You're done.

Everyone: Pfft-

Op: He's taken your job, that's how the world works Magnus. They-they come in and take your job Magnus. Nothing you could do about it.

Mags: I-I used to own the Clown Motel...but I'm nothing but a clown.

Ratch: *in English* Yeah get the fu** out of here this is out motel now!

Op: Bee now you can stay in whatever room you want.

Bee: Alright dope, can we get a room for 3 please.

Ratch: Hell yeah dawg!

Everyone: *laughing*

Bye!

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