Optimus: One day my friend Sam says to me
Me: Optimus you know what? Ratchet is always messing with us, why don't we mess with him?
Optimus: I go, "what should I do?" And he says
Me: Dude, we should prank call him.
Optimus: And I say "dude, that's a good idea!"
Optimus: Like a little kid I picked up the phone and go
Optimus: *imitates dialing*
Op: *also imitates phone ringing*
Op and me: *giggle*
More imitating phone ringing
Op: We're so stupid.
...
Ratchet: *fell off bed and picks up* Hello?
Op: *impersonating one of the ladies at the front desk*Hello sir, hi this is the front desk.
Op: Listen we're having reports of noises coming from your room, do you think you could keep the noise down?
Ratchet: Oh...I'm sorry, I didn't know I was making noise.
Op: Thank you sir, please keep it down.
Ratch: Okay...*hangs up phone*
...
Op: 10 mins later, call him back
More imitating phone ringing
Me: *giggling*
Me: Pffft-
Op: Shut up dude shut up!
Ratchet: *panting after falling again* Hello-
Op: *in the lady voice* HELLO SIR! Hi, front desk again, listen obviously you didn't understand about what I said earlier about the noise.
Op: You need to keep the noise down.
Ratch: But I'm not-
Op: SIR LISTEN!
Laughing
Op: You either keep down the noise, or we're going to call the authorities.
Ratchet:....Okay...I'm sorry.
Op: Thank you!
Op: And before I hung up the phone I said this:
Op: Damn Mexicans
Ratchet:....
Me: Oh boy...
Op: Wooo you guys I swear the Mexican Revolution started all over again. He was mad. He came running over to the room, right he started pounding on the door.
Imitates door pounding
Ratch: OPEN THE DOOR!
Me and Op: *laughing*
Op: We got him, we got him, we got him, we got him.
Op: Alright shut up dude
Me: *laughing*
Op: *laughing* Shut up!
Door opening sound
Me and Op: *acting normal*
Op: What's up dude?
Ratchet: Fool you're not gonna believe it, this hotel is racist!
Op: Really?
Op: Why do you say that?
Ratchet: The lady at the front desk. She doesn't like Mexicans.
Op: Well what are you gonna do about it?
Ratch: I'm going to shoot her.
Me and Op: O_O
Me: We made a mistake...
Op: Don't go shooting anybody. Maybe you just need to go talk to her. Sam tell him.
Me: Yeah you should go talk.
Ratchet: Fool that's what Imma do!
Op: So he starts walking away and I'm like:
Op: Sam we need to see this.
Op: We follow him to the lobby and Ratchet gets mad half way and starts running.
Op: I'm like:
Op: Dude don't run!
Op: Me and Sam are like
Both of us: Hercules, Hercules!
Op: Ratchet makes it to the lobby 30 seconds before us, and keep in mind the girls at the counter, they don't know what's going on. They're doing their job. They're checking people in. They're giving keys. They're like:
Arcee: Okay thank you please come again.
Sam Sam: Okay here you go here's your keys.
Sky: Hi sign here.
Op: And here comes Ratchet right?
Ratchet: *one of his guns in hand* OKAY! Which one of you bit**** hate Mexixans?
Op: And they start freaking out.
Sky: Oh my God there's an angry Latino!
Sky: Look it's not my fault the Raiders lost okay?
Sky: Don't take it out on us okay?
Op: So he keeps yelling at them back and forth you know this and that.
Op: Finally me and Sam make it to the lobby all winded right?
Me and Op: *gasping for air*
Op: Ratchet! Ratchet don't do it dude don't do it!
Ratchet: Fool shut up you don't know what's going on!
Op: Ratchet I can explain everything!
Ratchet: Foo shut the hell up!
Op: All of a sudden a security gaurd comes in and grabs Ratchet and starts trying to put him down. And I'm like:
Op: Oh sh** I let this get out of hand. I have to do something.
Op: Ratchet let me explain-
Ratchet: Fool shut the hell up!
Op: So I grabbed his ear and said:
Op: SIR! You're going to need to keep the noise down.
Ratchet:....
Ratchet: Fool....was that you?
Op: *still in the voice* Yes sir..
Ratch: You're an afthole fool.
Op: *still in that voice* I know sir.
Op: But it was funny huh?
Bye!