George, to Sapnap: I dare you to—
Dream: Sapnap isn't allowed to accept dares.
Sapnap: Apparently I have "no regard for my personal safety"
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Karl: You're a lying, cheating, piece of shit! You're not the person I married!
Sapnap: Fine then! We're getting a divorce! And I'm taking the kids!
Quackity, pushing the monopoly board away from them: ...maybe we should stop playing
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Tommy: If you tear more holes in a net, it would end up having fewer.
Wilbur: STOP
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George: You will machete through this!
George: *make it
George: do not machete your way through this
Dream XD: Too late
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Dream: *signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*
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Tubbo, dumping out a shopping bag full of Lunchables onto the table: Tonight, we feast.
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Ranboo: You read my diary?!
Dream: At first, I didn't know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
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Ghostbur: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are!
Fundy: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies
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Tommy: Welcome to my very first vlog in which I will try different hair products!
Tommy: *sprays the hairspray into their mouth*
Tommy: Well, right off the bat I can tell you that this one is not very good
I am so fast