"Absolutely not"
"Come on mate, why not?"
"Well for starters...it's Granger, second of all, because I don't want to"
Blaise groaned and Draco took another sip from his firewhiskey, the two boys were sitting in Blasie's room in the head dorms
"Come on mate, she's my girlfriend's best friend, do this for me" Blaise said
"So that you can get some? No"
"For the record, I'm already getting some, no, this is because you spend every day moping around my room and drinking all my firewhiskey, I need a break from you"
Draco took another sip, he grabbed the bottle and poured himself another round
"Come on Draco, there's nothing else for you to do, and besides, don't you want the opportunity to boss around Granger?" Blaise smirked
Draco knew what his best friend was doing and he wasn't amused, but Blaise did have a point, this was an opportunity that he would be an idiot to pass up, he finished his drink before putting his glass down
"Fine, you insufferable toad, I'll do it" Draco muttered
"Now, now, why do we need the insults? But great" Blaise smirked
"Still can't believe you're shagging she-weasley" Draco said "she's got you wrapped around her thumb"
"Well what else was I suppose to do? You and Theo left me alone here for a year, I got bored"
"But the weaselette? Why her?"
"Believe it or not, we have a lot more in common"
The door opened and Theo walked in, he was muttering under his breath and grabbed another bottle of firewhiskey
"What's got your knickers in a twist?" Blaise asked, Theo groaned in annoyance and slumped down on the couch opposite of Draco's
"Pansy, she's upset because I was paired up with Tracy, and to make matters worse Davis thought that just because we were paired up meant that I wanted to shag her, she showed up in something very provocative" Theo shuddered "and then she told my girlfriend that I shagged her, now Pany's pissed and I'm stuck with Davis until the end of the year"
Theo gulped down the contents of the bottle and looked to Draco who was still moping
"What's the matter with you?" He asked Draco
"Zabini just forced me to help Granger prepare for GRBDA" Draco answered, Theo choked on his firewhiskey and Blaise patted his back to help him through his coughing fit
"How in Merlin's knickers did Granger get an audition for GRBDA? Does she even know what that is?" Theo asked
"Apparently" Draco muttered
"And you're going to help her? Why?" Theo asked suspiciously
"Do you think I willingly want to help her? No, but Blaise made a good argument"
"So what? You're going to sabotage her?" Theo asked
"No I'm going to train her like I trained the Slytherin quidditch team, I want to see if she has what it takes"
"Come on mate--" Blaise began
"No, you want me to help her succeed, I'll help her, but if she quits it's not my fault"
Draco and Theo continued drinking until they couldn't see straight, Blaise joined them a few hours later and the three boys fell asleep in the had boy's room, even though Draco had to get up early the next morning