* At the end of the day when everyone finshed their shopping *
Annabeth: Well that was a busy day.
Hazel: We didnt even go overboard with the shopping.
Piper: And suprisingly I'm not even tired.
Percy: That's because we were holding all the bags. *collapses with bags all around him*
Me: And I flew half the bags down from the *pants* top *pants* floor.
Frank: And honestly, overboard isnt a strong enough word for this.
Leo: What are you talking about Frank, you weren't the one who had to carry it all down, you just became an eagle. *drops bags and lies on the floor*
Hazel: LEO! The mist hides our demigod powers but doesnt hide you lying on the floor like a madman.
Leo: I don't care anymore.
Me: Leo, shut up and fyi flying takes a lot *knees buckle* of *collapses* energy.
Frank: You got that right Jason. *trips over bags*
Hazel: Aww...you guys look so tired.
*silence for two seconds before*
Piper: Now get up we don't have time.
Percy: Whaaat....maybe you guys should carry the bags this time...
All the girls: NO.
Me: Its only fair.
Piper: Okay what if I said that I had way to get these bags back using my powers......
Leo: YOU CAN LEVITATE BAGS!?
Piper: No dummy i can do this... *charmspeaks Me, Percy, Frank and Leo* now go ahead be gentlemen and carry the bags.
The Boys: Of course, *start carrying the bags like zombies*
Annabeth: Nice, that charmspeak sure is handy.
Piper: Hey, perks of being an aphrodite child.
( DAT REFERENCE DOE )
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THESE ARE THE SEVENS FINAL LISTS FOR WHAT THEY GOT EACH OTHER
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Percy's list:
Jason - Camp 'the biggest planet in the solar system' shirt
Annabeth - 10 Genius Ways To Annoy Your Boyfriend (the book)
Piper - 'Back Off, Jason's taken by me' shirt
Hazel - 'learn the latest lingo' book
Frank - Stuffed animal. A monkey to commemorate the time he went out of control. ** ( Malfuctioning monkeys hate me. Another chapter) **
Leo - Action figure that says 'I'm da man' everytime you push the button.
Leos list :
Percy - A bunch of seaweed
Annabeth - 'Too smart for you ' shirt
Piper - A mirror with a message 'To look at your beautiful face'
Hazel - A picture of Sammy Valdez.
Frank - A voucher to the barber with a card saying 'maybe you can get the same haircut as me'
Jason - 'Book of jokes' Message: 'When you had your memory loss I was gonna retell you all my jokes but then the war happened so, heres my guidebook instead.'
Annabeth's list:
Percy - A bead for the camp halfblood necklace.
Piper - New converse shoes.
Hazel - A locket.
Jason - Sparkys hair gel kit.
Frank - The book of wildlife
Leo: 'You annoy me' mug.
Piper's list -
Jason - A pair of contacts ( clear ) and a kiss.
Annabeth - BFFS bracelet
Hazel - BFFS bracelet
Leo - A new toolbelt duster from the antique store
Frank - A new bow and arrow
Percy - a blue jumper with pancakes written on it.
Franks list -
Hazel - A new hat because she gets lots of colds. The hat says beautiful on it.
Leo - 'I like you.' mug with a note inside saying 'Happy, now?'
Percy - A mini trident from antique store.
Jason - 'Praetor swag' shirt.
Piper - A panflute from the antique store.
Annabeth - Chinese handcuffs. And a rubix cube with a note saying 'you helped me figure out that, now help me figure out this.'
Hazels list -
Frank - A shirt that shows his self before the blessing (of Ares) and after.
Percy - You're like a brother to me frame.
Jason - A special mug that if you charge it, it keeps the tea inside warm. Note: 'sounds easy enough, especially with your free volts. BTW you're making tea for us now'
Leo - 'Lol' shirt. Note: thanks for teaching me what it means.
Annabeth - A bar of solid gold. Note - 'Buy all the books you need.'
Piper - Ripped skinny jeans.
Jason's list:
Percy - BFL - Bros for life t-shirt
Piper - A book of Cherokee tribe poems.
Annabeth - A taser to zap percy whenever
Hazel - A horse statue.
Frank - Chinese dragon antique
Leo - Swag glasses.
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BACK AT THE ARGO II
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Piper: Should I snap them out of it now?
Annabeth: Nah, they're better this way.
Hazel: Come on guys, don't be mean, Piper snap them out of it.
Piper: Ugh fine. *snaps*
The Boys: *confused* Why do I feel so tired?
Girls: *quietly walk away*
Boys: Huh?
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*THAT NIGHT IN LEO'S ROOM*
Leo: I AM SO BORED.
*silence*
*no reply*
*who is he talking to anyway*
Leo: UGHHHH. I want to do something. But whaaaat.........WAIT.
*thinks to himself for a few minutes*
Leo: I AM GENIUS *shouts*
*From all the other rooms*
Others: LEO SHUT UP.
Leo: Pfft they is just jealous.
*Leo sneaks out to the mess hall*
Leo: They are never gonna see this coming.
Me: See what coming? *looks at Leo curiously*
Leo: Jason, look at you, you're awake........ now go back to sleep bye.
Me: Valdez what are you doing....
Leo: Nothing just trying to find a tool I lost...........in the Christmas tree?
Me: At 1 AM? Do you think I'm stupid?
Leo: No look I swear its here *reaches out into the Christmas tree*
*Annabeth walks in*
Annabeth: Leo, what are you doing?
Me: You see Annabeth, Leo seems to have lost his tool and is looking for it.
Annabeth: In the Christmas tree?
Me: In the Christmas tree.
Annabeth: *sniggers*
Leo: You guys have so much faith in me. *mocks*
( IN LEO'S HEAD )
WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING, THE CHRISTMAS TREE REALLY LIKE THERE'S EVER GOING TO BE TOOL IN THE CHRISTMAS TREE WAIT WHATS THAT
Me: How much you want to bet he doesn't find something? *brings hand out to shake on it*
Annabeth: I'm the smart one here, I'm not taking that bet. *smirks*
Leo: WAIT GUYS I found it!
Me and Annabeth: O____O
Leo: *waves it around expectantly*
Me and Annabeth: O___________O
Annabeth: *grabs my hand* On second thoughts, deal. You owe me a soda. *walks off*
Me: Leo how did you...but what.....I'm going crazy...*walks out muttering to myself*
Leo: *triumphant face* That's right. Walk away.
*ONCE WE ARE GONE*
Leo: HOW THE HELL DID I DO THAT. I HAVE GOD POWERS IM SO COOL THEY ALL BETTER BE JEALOUS SUPREME BAD BOY LEO STRIKES AGAIN SUCKAS.
*after 5 minutes of him casually talking to himself*
You know what back to business. HEHEHEEHEHHEHEEHEH.
*swaps all presents except the ones he is going to get*
There I changed the boxes and the tags on each of them. I'm awesome. Leo out.
*walks out like a bos- wait I mean TRIES walking out like a boss but trips over the presents*
Leo: *shouts* AGHHHHH
Others: LEO FOR GODS SAKE SHUT UP.
Leo: Oh I feel so loved. *brushes dirt off and goes to bedroom*
************************** JASONS ROOM AKA MY ROOM *****************
Me: How the hell did Leo do that!? I mean I swear I put all the presents there and I never saw the stupid tool!??!??!
*thinks*
*thinks harder*
*thinks even harder*
Wait I think he could've no you know what I give up. Anyways since the idiot made me lose a bet, I shall have my revenge....*walks into the mess hall*
* Does the exact same thing as leo, swaps tags on boxes*
Me: They're never going to see this coming. *goes back to room without anyone noticing, cos im just dat cool*
EVENTUALLY EVRYONE ENDED UP THINKING THE SAME THING AND OUR TEAMWORK SKILLS ARE SO IN SYNC THAT WE JUST HAPPENED TO ALL KINDA SWAP EVERYONES PRESENTS......Heh.....heh....heh...*laughs hesitantly*
*NEXT MORNING*
All of us: MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS!
Leo: Presents first then? *smirks*
Me: Yeah sure why not *evil grin*
Piper: Absolutely *devilish look*
Annabeth: I don't see why not *sniggers*
Percy: Someone take the honours *fake smiles*
Hazel: Go on Frank... *smirks as well ( YES I RAN OUT OF WAYS TO MAKE THEM LOOK EVIL SHUT UP)*
Frank: Don't mind If I do...*thinks he's getting his own presents because he swapped everyones but his*
*picks up a gift and opens it*
Frank: Lets see what this is *look at it* WHAT CAMP BIGGEST PLANET IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM T SHIRT!?!??!!??!
The rest of us: *LAUGHS FOR SOOOOOO LONG*
THEN IN UNISON WE REALISE
Me: WAIT WHY ARE YOU GUYS LAUGHING AND THAT WAS A GIFT FOR ME WASNT IT WHY DID FRANK GET IT!?
Leo: Relax, I swapped all the presents apart from mine of course.
Me: WHAT I SWAPPED THE PRESENTS TOO.
Leo: O______________O *rushes to presents and opens "his"* WHAT RIPPED SKINNY JEANS!!!?!??!?!? WAIT THEY'RE FOR A GIRL. WHAT!!!!!?!??!?
The rest of the seven: WAIT I SWAPPED THEM TOO. O______________O
WE ALL RAN TO OUR PRESENTS ONLY TO SEE THEY WERE MEANT FOR SOMEONE ELSE.
Percy: A LOL SHIRT. *reads note* THANKS FOR TEACHING ME WHAT THAT MEANS. WHEN DID I DO THAT!?
Annabeth: SWAG GLASSES. WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
Leo: And you're the smart one. *smirks*
Annabeth: What was that?
Leo: Nothing. O___O
Piper: A VOUCHER TO THE BARBER!? *reads note* MAYBE YOU CAN GET THE SAME HAIRCUT AS ME* WHAT
Frank: CONVERSE SHOES THEY'RE LIKE 5 SIZES SMALLER!? I DONT THINK I CAN FIT IN THAT?!
Hazel: SPARKY'S HAIR GEL KIT!? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME USE HAIR GEL!? THATS MADE FOR MEN 0--0
Percy: Wait hold up. Lets figure this out.
AFTER WHAT SEEMED LIKE YEARS BUT PROBABLY WAS LIKE 5 MINUTES EVERYONE HAD THEIR RIGHTFUL PRESENTS AND WE LOVED THEM ALL.
Percy: Aww Jason bro's for life.
Me: *grins* right back at you.
Piper: Aww Leo, you think I'm beautiful! I love you too.
Leo: Its what I do. Also Percy THAT ACTION FIGURE DOE.
Me: You mean doll.
Leo: ACTION FIGURE.
Me: Whatever you say. And Piper thank you for the contacts. I shall save the kiss for later.
Annabeth: Frank, im sure you'll be able to crack the rubix cube. We shall have lessons every Friday!
Frank: Sure and leo uh thanks for the barber voucher but im not going to get a haircut like yours. EVER.
Leo: *pouts* Oh well. *back to normal*
Hazel: Annabeth, that's such a pretty locket!
Me: Frank, PRAETOR SWAG. You have impeccable taste.
Frank: Duh and also Hazel thank you for that shirt! I love it. *smiles*
THERE WAS A LOT BUZZ AFTER THIS AND LASTED FOR THE ENITIRE WEEK.
THAT'S ALL FOR NOW BUT I ALREADY HAVE THE NEXT CHAPTER PLANNED SO IT SHOULDNT BE LONG UNTIL I UPDATE! SORRY FOR THE DELAY GUYS! I LOVE YOU ALL.
FROM
JASON
WHO ELSE
THIS IS MY BOOK
SO OFCOURSE I WROTE IT
I KNOW THERE IS A SPACE MISSING BETWEEN
OF AND COURSE
BUT I CANT BE BOTHERED
SO DEAL WITH IT
LIKE FRANK SAID
PRAETOR SWAG
IM OUT.